OPHRAH WINFREY

November 26, 2007 -- POOR Oprah Winfrey. Not only does she have to deal with the shameful lesbian abuse scandal at her South African girls school, but now a sleazebag is threatening to publish a supposed exposé about her company, Harpo, intended to further embarrass the billionaire Queen of Daytime Talk.
Last year, Keifer Bonvillain was hit with a federal extortion charge after he allegedly tried to sell Winfrey audiotapes for $1.5 million of a high-ranking Harpo employee bad-mouthing her. But the charge didn't hold up in an Illinois court.
Now Bonvillain, 37, who touts himself as a Louisiana-born "civil-rights activist," has launched a Web site in a bid to get a publisher for his exposé, titled "Ruthless."
His breathless pitch reads: "An office manager at Harpo broke his silence and his confidentiality agreement when he spoke freely about Oprah Winfrey's private life and business affairs. Keifer Bonvillain underestimated one of the world's most powerful women when he, armed with clandestinely recorded tapes, decided to write a 'tell-all' book unmasking the famed celebrity. Within days of Harpo learning about the book, two men were attempting to break into Keifer's home - presumably to get the tapes. Oprah was desperate to keep the truth from being revealed . . . The fallout was Keifer's highly publicized arrest."
Bonvillain vows to disclose that Harpo may have been involved in "blatant discrimination . . . This CEO not only knows about these practices . . . she condones them . . . Hours of taped conversations . . . reveal what they don't want the public to know about [Oprah's] private life, and a business that prides itself on its diversity."
Winfrey's reps at Harpo did not return our calls placed over two days, with a message saying the staff was off for the holiday. Bonvillain did not respond to our e-mail.
Last month, Winfrey was jolted when Tiny Virginia Makopo, 27, a dorm matron at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy near Johannesburg, was suspended over allegations involving indecent assault and soliciting under-age girls to commit indecent acts. Makopo faces 13 criminal charges.
source; nypost.com/

KID ROCK CRY BABY

"Getting married was a ball, being married was a nightmare," he told Extra on the set of his video for his latest politically-charged single Amen.
Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, married Pam at the end of July last year, before the former Baywatch star filed for divorce that November.
"Yeah of course you are hurt," he said. "Whenever you go through a divorce, and you are in love with another person you are hurt."
When asked about what he feels for Pammie now, Kid Rock claimed, "I don't. I just kind of remove myself from that whole world, have no part of it. The sad thing is there were kids involved [Pam's two sons by Tommy Lee]. They don't make as much sense of it as we do as adults."
The singer wasn't so candid when it came to commenting on Pam's recent marriage to Rick Salomon. Did she marry too quickly?
"Not really, at this point in my life nothing is really surprising," said Kid.
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Beckham gets Cranky

Victoria Beckham has revealed her husband David is turning into a 'grumpy' old man who is 'tricky to live with'.
Beckham, who has good reason to be miserable after England's shabby footballing performance, is sick of being injured.
Victoria said: 'He's very frustrated. He came to LA injured, and he's working so hard and training everyday as he just wants to get fit again.
'He can be tricky to live with and he gets grumpy.
'He's so passionate and he knows he has a lot to prove and a of work to do. I feel sorry for him, It's been tough.'
She revealed his upset while talking on Capital Radio's The Entertainment Edge show with Ryan Seacrest.
'His ankle is more of less better and the knees getting there, he is having so much treatment, he has massages everyday.
'He's just desperate to get out there and do his thing.'
SOURCE: metro.co.uk

The Sophranos Lorraine Bracco

Actress Lorraine Bracco played Dr Jennifer Melfi in The Sopranos and was nominated for an Oscar for her role as gangster's moll Karen Hill, opposite Ray Liotta, in Goodfellas. Once married to Harvey Keitel, the custody battle for their daughter left her bankrupt but she is now setting up her own wine business. The Sopranos series 6 is out now on DVD.
Did you learn much about psychiatry while playing Dr Melfi?
Sure, I had to learn about it. I had to understand who Tony Soprano [played by James Gandolfini] was and where he was going. I couldn’t say the dialogue without understanding what I was talking about. I did my research. I’ve also had my own experiences of going through depression, seeing a psychiatrist and taking medication, which gave me an insight. James Gandolfini had never been in therapy but some of the writers had, so we all had to make sure we knew what the process involved.
Most of your scenes were between you and James Gandolfini. Are you close now?
Absolutely. You don’t work with someone like that for almost a decade without building a friendship. I had most of my scenes with him but I knew the other cast too. We’d meet up for script read-throughs and then we’d socialise and go to all those incredible awards ceremonies together. We had great times. I’m missing it, it’s very rare to be part of a show that is so popular and so critically acclaimed.
You were also in Goodfellas. Are you bothered that your biggest hits have been mob-related?
No, I have done other things too; it’s just those were two huge successes. One was a great Scorsese movie and it had a great script, and David Chase wrote an unbelievable series with The Sopranos.
You were a model in Paris in the late 1970s. Was that an exciting time in your life?
It was a great time. I was modelling there when French couture was exploding and Paris was the place to be. Jean Paul Gaultier and Thierry Mugler were beginning their careers, French designers were doing really exciting things and I got to work with all of them. I’m still friends with Jean Paul.
Who was the most demanding photographer?
I wouldn't say demanding, it was more exciting, but Peter Lindergh would always make a kind of script of what he was shooting and another photographer shot me jumping up in the air on a trampoline, which was a lot of fun.
Why did you work in Paris rather than New York?
I worked in New York too but a French agent asked me to go to Paris to see how things went for a couple of months. I stayed for 10 years. I loved it - the food, the wine, the creative people I worked with. I worked with really great photographers like Peter Lindbergh and Paolo Roversi. I was very lucky. I did magazines, catwalks, commercials. I worked a lot.
How does the industry now compare with then?
Models today get to front these really great campaigns and get paid tons of money. There were only a tiny amount of models who earned that kind of money in my day and we didn’t have this size zero thing. I was never a size zero, ha-ha. Health should be the most important thing in any job.
You were also a radio DJ. How did that happen?
In France everyone goes on holiday for a couple of months, and I was asked to fill in for a DJ. I spoke French, I taught myself, and loved rock’n’roll so I had a great time doing it. I’d have considered doing it as a career if I didn’t have to do it in French. I introduced Bruce Springsteen’s music to the French and played a lot of tracks by The Police.
What was Sean Connery like?
He was great, women always ask me about him and he was fabulous. It was great to be stuck in the rainforest in South America with him for four months [making film Medicine Man]. He was delicious. It was a difficult shoot though. We were cut off from everything. It was a rainforest with not a lot of anything going on. Thank God I had Sean. There were bugs and yucky stuff everywhere and really big spiders the size of your fist. I didn’t hit them, I was worried they’d jump on me, I just ran away from them.
Did you learn any jungle survival tactics?
Sure. Gin and tonic.
You’re launching a wine range, are you an expert?
I wouldn’t say I was an expert, but I’m a good consumer and my time in France gave me a wine good education. I refuse to be part of the generation that drinks Coca-Cola with everything
What should people look for in a wine?
The most important thing is to taste different wines and find out what you like. For example, some people don’t like Italian wines or wines from Australia. It’s so interesting to learn how different all the grapes are and to acquire your own taste. It’s a great pastime.
What have you got coming up?
I'm starting a new series called Lipstick Jungle, it's based on the book by Candace Bushnell who also did Sex And The City. It stars Brooke Shields and I play a big powerful literary editor. We start at the end of the month and I'm really looking forward to it.

Amy Winehouse

The mother of Amy Winehouse says she is glad the singer's husband is behind bars.
Janis Winehouse declared: "Thank God he's gone inside."
Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and remanded in jail earlier this month accused of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
A distraught Amy has vowed to stick by him. But her mother told First magazine that their separation could be what Amy needs to kick her heroin addiction.

source www.nypost.com/

IDOL WINNER JORDAN SPARKS

Jordan Sparks finds the rites of pop passage - say, your first tabloid scandal, a DWI bust or swapping spit with Ma donna - are going to have to wait for Jordin Sparks, the youngest winner of "American Idol."
"I'm too scared to do stuff like that," the bubbly teenage diva tells The Post. "Besides," she adds, "my mom is with me all the time - that stuff just isn't going to happen."
Still, the singer with a golden voice who became the latest Idol this spring believes that celebrities, despite the privileges of fame, "aren't always treated fairly, but you have to ask yourself why they make the kind of decisions they make."
When pressed for her worst goof she says solemnly "I think my biggest mistake was singing 'Livin' on a Prayer' [on 'American Idol']."
That song was wrong for Sparks, and the slip almost cost her the competition; even her fans (including cranky judge Simon Cowell) thought it was the beginning of the end.
Sparks holds no grudge toward Cowell, saying, "I was lucky with Simon. What he said to me seemed really, really nice compared to what he has said to others. I love Simon, he's completely honest, says what's on his mind, and he's usually right."
While Cowell is an Idol's nightmare, Sparks says she honestly can't remember any of his criticism to ward her - partly due to the stress of being under his microscope.
She sums up the Cowell experience by saying, "He makes the strong weak.
"Nothing can prepare you for that moment when Simon starts up," says Sparks.
"People on the show warn you that Simon is going to upset you. Here's the deal: You just gave everything you had to a song, and Simon looks you in the eye and says, 'That was absolutely horrible, ghastly.' It's so mean that you want to crawl under some thing, but you can't because you're on live TV."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson the nearly broke one-time King of Pop has been relying on the kindness of friends to put a roof over his head and the heads of his three kids, now that he's been booted from several other residences he "rented" in Las Vegas and Washington, DC.
On the verge of losing his sprawling Neverland Ranch as his bank account spirals toward zero, the sad-sack artist and his three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket, spent last week at the Beverly Hills home of his longtime friend, babe-chasing supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle, a source told Page Six.
"The whole family has been hiding out. They were holed up in Burkle's place behind the Beverly Hills Hotel," said our spy. "They even refused to come out of their rooms and hid when Burkle had guests over."
It's hard to blame them. Jackson, once one of the richest pop stars in the world, remains in default on a $23 million loan against his ranch after years of mishandling his once-enormous fortune. Before he hit up Burkle for a free place to stay, he spent three months living in a private home in Franklin Lakes, NJ.
Sources told Fox News' Roger Friedman the Gloved One showed up on the doorstep of Dominick and Connie Cascio in mid-August and stayed through the first week in November, when he split for Los Angeles to attend Rev. Jesse Jackson's birthday party. Jacko has had a long association with the Cascios, having met Dominick in the mid-'80s when the latter worked for the Helmsley Palace Hotel.
The Cascios' oldest child, Frank, now known as Frank Tyson, worked for Jackson and was one of five unnamed co-conspirators in the Santa Barbara district attorney's failed prosecution of Jackson on child-molestation charges two years ago.
In December 2005, Jackson had Prince Abdullah of Bahrain fly members of the family over to help him celebrate Christmas. The prince is now suing Jackson in London's High Court for $7 million plus damages after the washed-up performer agreed to start a record company with the prince and record a CD, which never happened.
source www.nypost.com/

Perezhilton is human after all

2007 has been hers!
And how amazing did RiRi look at the American Music Awards on Sunday?
La Divaliciosness rocked it with her performance and also took home an award for favorite female soul/R&B star.
We covered the red carpet for the Best Of 2007 episode of our VH1 show, What Perez Sez, and we met Rihanna!
We met Rihanna and Perez made a fool of himself! He was so nervous!
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Heather Mills Is Still Screwed Up!!!!!!!!!

Heather Mills ditched her lawyers yesterday after yet another TV interview.
It is believed she rowed with top legal firm Mishcon de Reya after her appearance on GMTV yesterday - her ninth chat in eight days.
The firm was working to secure her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney, 65.
A source said: "Heather's lawyers are thought to be at their wits' end. They were very much of the opinion it was best for all concerned if she didn't talk about the divorce as the judge takes a very dim view of such matters. Clearly Heather takes a different view."
are also said to be dismayed she failed to accept Sir Paul's offer of £25million and fear her confession over suicide may affect her custody bid for their daughter Bea, four.
The source added: "They felt it was the best offer Heather was going to get and advised her strongly to accept it but she thought she was entitled to more. She's not a very easy person to deal with and has very strong opinions on the way things should be handled."
Heather's US publicist claimed the split with the law firm, which won a £17million settlement for Princess Diana from Prince Charles, was "a matter of economics". Michele Blanc added: "Lawyers cost a lot of money and she doesn't know how much longer it's going on for."
Heather, 39, yesterday astonishingly compared herself to a victim of domestic violence, saying Sir Paul had forced her to keep quiet over negative media reports since their split.
She told GMTV viewers: "I was quiet for a year but had 4,000 articles written about me. It's like being an abused woman at home and you're not allowed to tell the family because it might upset Grandma Such and Such."
Heather confirmed former ex-Beatle Macca's stance is stalling their divorce and added: "I can't go into whether he has tried to gag me but the reason we're not divorced is because, basically, I'm not meant to talk."
She claimed she was unruffled by his blossoming friendship with married US millionairess Nancy Shevell, 47.
She said: "In that situation with Paul there was no phone call, there were no tantrums or tears. Basically, I just said, 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swapover. "It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life.
source:Mirror.co.uk

Fabio The Tough Guy A88hole

Fabio spoke to OK! Magazine about his little spat with Wise Owl George Clooney. “I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty." Clooney reportedly was a little drunk and started insulting a woman at his table. He said he got up and told Clooney what's what and Clooney "got a little scared." I don't blame him. And he goes on, “He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.” Ahhh Fabio you are so tough. Now go stuff yourself in a rock somewhere!!!

Barry Bonds Caught At Last

Barry Bonds the fake all-time home run leader in major league baseball finally get's his just desserts. The former San Francisco Giant was indicted on Thursday following a four year investigation.
He was charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for telling a federal grand jury he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.
If convicted, Bonds could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 years in prison. He should be stripped of all his baseball awards and his home runs, golden gloves and put his lying ass self behind bars!!!!

Amy Winehouse is a Fking drunken ass fk up!!!!!

Amy Winehouse performed at the first show of her U.K. tour on Wednesday, and it was a disaster!
A Perezcious reader was there and this is what they have to report:
“I’ve just come back from the Amy Winehouse concert at the NIA. In short, she was fucking terrible. She was very very drunk, she made various rambling references to her ‘husband’ (even going as far to threaten audience members who booed with him) and worst of all, it looked like she was wearing those bloody ballet pumps again. Many audience members booed, and people were continually walking out. She referred to us as ‘monkey cunts’ at one point, and she forgot the words to most of her songs. I really like Amy but this was awful. I’d like to tell you that her voice was her saving grace, but it was horrendous.”
SOURCE PEREZHILTON.COM

Britney Sucks Out Some Fat

Britney Spears reportedly shed some lippo fat at a Las Vegas Lippo center.
She was caught there in April for PCDC treatments - injections of a soybean derivative into the body’s fatty areas. The procedure reportly dissolves fat cells in a matter of weeks. Lazy,lazy ,lazy Britney.

Amy the Wino Doesn't Do Drugs???

Amy Winehouse doesn't do drugs! In an interview with Blender Magazine , this wreck of a woman reportly said she doesn't do drugs, because she's too busy. Amy reportly said, I don't have the time for drugs!!! She just carries the vile weed around for her own personal comfort zone.

TomKat Movie Flops At The Boxoffice

TomKats box office takes a tumbles as Lions For Lambs brings in $6.7 million this weekend to debut at #4, beaten by Fred Claus which brought in $19 million. Tomkat is said to be crying in his private jet,s bathroom when he thinks no one is looking. A source reportedly told MSNBC, Tom wanted to really hit a home run with his first United Artists movie. It was more about how the industry was going to view him than the moviegoing public (be wary Tomkat, the public made you and they can break you too!) ,that Tom was worried about.

Amy Wino Winehouse's Hubby Blake Goes To Jail

Amy Winehouse looked on tearfully as her husband was marched of to jail after being charged with attempting to pervert justice.
Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, of Jeffrey's Place, Camden, north London, appeared at Thames Magistrates' Court, in east London.
District Judge John Perkins remanded Fielder-Civil in custody until November 23 when he will appear at Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise says he doesn't own any modern accessories. Cruise reportedly said, I wear jeans, socks and a shirt - all totally normal. I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewelry, no wallet. Every day is a gift. You must learn to take your life in your hands, then you can reach any goal. You make your dreams come true only if you believe in yourself.
Yo man, what about the private jet. No teck stuff on that baby? What about all the mansions Tommy baby. No phone huh, I bet you have to go looking for a phone booth every morning I guess. You should just stuff a sock full of crap in your yap because your so full of S*** it really stinks.

Paris Hilton Keeps Rolling In The Free Bucks

Paris Hilton reportly going to get a cool million for appearing at a New Year's party at the Las Vegas nightclub LAX on New Year's Eve. Her sister, Nicky, is going to help Paris out by co-hosting. Way to go Paris, you keep on sucking all those dollars out of those buisness peoples wallets. Those dollars taste much better than that crap on your internet sex tape for sure. Your beautiful!!!

Heather Mills Could Be One Crazy A** Biotche

Heather Mills is for sure no more than one hungry hippo of a gold digger. Taping your husband’s conversations just in case you might need it to prove your not insane. HMMM. Anything she taped in a private conversation with Sir Paul should be destroyed! If Paul doesn’t want to give his money to charities, so the F*** whatever, it’s his money. He certainly worked hard enough for the billion +!!!! If I was Sir Paul I would give that gold-digger just what she deserves, like Travis Tritt would croon, Her’s a Quarter, call someone who cares. And as for charities, well that’s a whole new ballgame. Most are just money grabbing organisations that give useless twits like one legged dancing Queen wanna be,s something to do. Maybe Heather can go back on Dancing with the stars and the producers could arrange to have both her F***ing legs fall off!!!!!

Amy Winehouse Gets Advice From Pety Dogerty

One doper advises another, Hey your ok amy. Pass over some of that stuff. Where the F*** is that needdle anyway!!
Amy looks like she just wants to get the hell away from that dope fiend.

Hollywood Halloween Clowns

Wow, so much celebrity stuff has been going on since I've been to sick to update my little blog. Luckly I've recovered enough to return to my best friend pc. So now back to some good old fashioned mud slinging.

Coco should hide that big old ass in a closet somewhere in Siberia. I hear they need some extra gas over there. She could jump out and blow off a couple shots of menthane and melt all that snow away. Wow just think of all that water they could bottle from melting snow!!!!!