Saturday, June 30, 2007

Pamela Bach Trouble


26 year old Nicole Valdez reportedly told TMZ that David Hasseloff’s ex wife Pamela Bach tried to intimidate her after Nicole pressed charges against Bach for crashing into her car and then taking off. Bach reportedly showed up at Valdez’s home with a camera crew, demanding to strike a deal.

Criss Angel


Criss Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos, filed for divorce in the Long Island Court. She reportedly claims the magician kept their 15 year marriage a secret from the public to keep all other ladies hot and horny for him. She also reportedly alleges that his relationship with Cameron Diaz led to the demise of the marriage.
TMZ reports that Sarantakos' lawyer will be serving Cameron Diaz with a subpoena and forced to appear in court for the divorce trial. Angel and his lawyer have not yet denied Angel had an affair.
Wow, he made his marriage disappear for 15 years. The horny bastard should be taken to the cleaners. If Cameron didn’t know about the marriage either then she should slap him silly. But if she did then she better hide out for awhile from Sarantakos lawyer. Cause this is gonna cost Angel more than his wings. Aw, shucks, Criss will probably just make himself disappear for 15 years. I won’t miss his sorry lying ass.

Renee Zellweger


Renee Kathleen Zellweger, the American, Academy Award winning actress looked absolutely dreadful at the Korlovy Film Festival. She looked like she was going for a soda rather than a film festival as a presenter. A spokesperson for Zellweger said her luggage was lost on her flight to the festival and she had to wear what she had worn on the flight. So we forgive her for looking so drab. Next time jam a French designer dress in your carry-on. If it gets wrinkled just say it was designed to look that way.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Harry Potter


The boy wizard, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, has conjured up an estimated $50 million for the next two instalments of the witchcraft inspired Harry Potter films. The money will be split over The Half-Blood Prince and the yet to be released film based on the final book The Deathly Hallows. Radcliffe will also inherit roughly $40 million when he turns eighteen next month. One rich little wizard indeed.
He will be able to pick and choose his movie parts in the future now that he’s such a rich young man. Daniel was quoted in the Daily Mail saying, "Obviously, I'm in a very fortunate position where I don't have to do things for the money. I can simply do them because there's an interesting character and a good director involved."
Radcliffe has already stepped out of his wizard shoes with a serious part in the London play Equus, where his part requires him to play a nude scene. The boy wizard has grown up into a wise wizard for sure.

Michael Moore Sicko


Michael Moore is set to reap 50% of the profits from his new film Sicko. He may need some of that to defend himself against the U.S. government. It seems they don’t like the way he traveled to Cuba with sick Americans while making the film. On making a lot of money Moore reportedly said the following,
“It’s a really interesting irony for me,” Moore says of his expected financial windfall. “What it should do to me is remind me every single day that I have an even greater responsibility to do good with the success that I have been blessed with. I need to make sure that I am able to make the next film with the money that I have made on this film. The money allows me to never have to give in, never compromise. Nothing can ever be held over my head in the sense of, ‘If you don’t do this, we won’t give you your money!’ ‘Oh, wow, I guess I’ll be in really bad shape, won’t I?’ That’s an enormous bit of freedom that I have — to stay completely true to the things I believe in. But I have an even greater responsibility because I have been blessed with that great success. I challenge myself with that, constantly.”

Lily Allen Kung Fu Fighting



Is Lily just crashing and burning under the weight of fame. I think so by her troubles lately.
Lily Allen, of my space fame, is alleged to have attacked a photographer outside a London club. The photographer was allegedly struck by Allen in March, leaving him bloodied and bruised. He was reported to have said, “She hit me even though I had put my camera down. I turned to the right and she hit me in the face,” “She was saying to us beforehand: ‘You all want me to do something, don’t you?’ and she attacked me after that.” “My nose was bleeding but I didn’t realize until someone pointed it out. I was just so stunned, I could not believe it.
“I could not understand why she thought she should be allowed to do that. If I had punched someone I would be in trouble so why shouldn’t a celebrity?”

Allen’s Lily Loves line of clothes at New Look outlets in Britain has reportedly flopped.
Lily reportedly said at the line’s launch party, “I don’t really understand why anyone would come and buy these dresses so I am preparing for the shame of tumbleweed in Oxford Street when no one wants them.”
All of this comes after she cancelled a lot of her United States spring tour, reportedly after saying on her web site that she was, "getting really drunk" and is "tired."
Lily Allen is scheduled to tour Australia at the end of July.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

George Clooney Not On Our Watch


George Clooney reports that Ocean’s Thirteen cast have donated over $5 million to help humanitarian efforts in the Darfur region of the troubled country of Sudan.
Through their charity, Not On Our Watch, they just donated a million $’s to the U.N.’s World Food Program which will deliver food to hard to reach villages in Darfur by helicopter , raising their total donations to help Darfur to 5.5 million dollars in three weeks.
Not On Our Watch also donated $1 million to the British-based charity Save The Children and $750,000 to the British-based relief agency Oxfam.
Clooney said , I have every intention of raising awareness and money in other places.

Not On Our Watch web site here.

Paris Hilton Gets Ripped By Mika



Paris Hilton's Favorite Bible Passage?????



Paris Released from Jail Spoof Video

Bruce Willis


Bruce Willis said this, in Time Magazine, about Isaiah Washington getting fired,
“I hate to think we live in a time when you can get fired from your job because of what you say. (Isaiah Washington) didn’t punch anyone. I think we’ll think differently with hindsight.”

It’s about being tolerant Mr. Willis, not right or wrong in your opinion or in my opinion. Words of intolerance are breeding grounds for hatred and evil to grow and spread fear in the world.

Kelly Clarkson


Time Magazine Reviews Kelly Clarkson’s Album, My December.
“Most of the songs, co-written by Clarkson, rely on wide-screen, processed production gimmicks, rather than genuine hooks. And as any pop Svengali knows, making a pop record is as much a matter of craft and precision as it is eccentricities. It’s about the thin line between hackwork and magic. As much as one can applaud Clarkson for wanting to be taken seriously, neither pop nor rock should sound as labored as most of My December. A Svengali might have also talked her out of releasing a summertime album with that title, but that’s another story.”
That was rough...

Spice Girls


After sparing us for almost ten years of life without spice, Vicky, Mel C, Geri, Emma, and Mel B., those five bubblegum singers are going to try and gouge the little teeny bobbers of old and the new ones of their allowances. I‘m sure they will come up with some publicity stunt where they will donate part of the profit to some worthy cause, thus making them out to be great philanthropists. Spare us the misery, Please. We don’t want to see your five skanky ass butts anymore. If you need to hold a reunion do it at Posh’s new digs or rent a hotel, or better yet in some stinky old castle where the paparazzi can’t take pictures, thus saving us from the agony of seeing five has been’s strutting around like ho-hums in heat. Supposedly they will kick off their new old hag tour in December in L.A. Just when we thought the young were free from those skanks they pull---- em back in.

Usher Couple Due in Fall


Superstar singer Usher and fiancĂ© Tameka Foster are with child. The little one is due sometime in the fall. They released the following statement to the public, “We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives.”
"I do plan to have children with Usher." Tameka Foster answered just last week when responding to rumours on her pregnancy. Usher’s mother, Jonetta Patton and Foster are reportedly still at odds over potshots Foster took at Usher’s mom during a radio interview. Another source reported that Patton is very happy for her son though.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Hilton Gets Stuffed With Mystery Meat in Jail


Paris Hilton says the reason she appeared on Larry King Live was because she really has a great respect for Larry because he is an Icon. Paris told Larry she doesn’t have a drinking problem. She also said she doesn’t do illicit drugs. Paris suffers from ADD, which she takes medication for. She told Larry she wouldn’t mind working with MADD at all. Paris says she’s baffled at the stories being told about her. Could it be the friends you party with girl?
Paris had to eat bolony, which is called mystery meat by the inmates while behind bars. Poor girl. Now she knows what poor people have to eat because they can’t afford to buy caviar or go out to fancy restaurants.
She was bragging about reading the bible while she was behind bars, but when asked by Larry for one of her favourite scriptures she paused for a bit, then said well I don’t really have a favourite one. I think she is no more brighter than a squashed fire-fly. For a business woman she leaves a lot to be desired. She acts like an immature little ditzy blonde in the worst way. If thoughtfulness was dynamite Paris wouldn’t have enough to blow her nose.

Amy Winehouse


Amy Winehouse reportedly carved up her stomach during an interview recently. Amy was reportedly quoted as saying, "I write songs because I'm fucked in the head and need to get something good out of something bad. I thought 'I'm going to die if I don't write down the way I feel I'm going to do myself in.' It's nothing spectacular. And if I did I'd be a fucking right bitch, wouldn't I?" That girl is seriously tapped. She better get into Rehab now! She needs to give her nose a break so her brain can live a little. There are less destructive ways to get attention. Amy needs to give herself some rehab before she becomes a headline on the obituary page. Her fked up husband should seek rehab also. Slide show pics of Amy below. Her arms are so cut up.








Paris Hilton



Sheriff Lee Baca was trying to save Paris’s life by letting her out of jail??? What kind of BS is that. He reportedly said, "Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail." "What's worth more, a person spending time in a county jail for driving on a suspended license or a person losing her life? She was at a place where we couldn't fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We knew this problem was not going to get better. We were placed in a very unusual and awkward position with Ms. Hilton." Hmmm. Is claustrophobia, Paris’s illness, a rampant killer in California jails these days. How can public officials stand before the people and try to cram this BS down their throats. Paris was only acting a part so she could get a get out of jail card. So stop making excuses for being duped by that internet slut and her rich family. I can agree with Paris’s try to get out of jail early, but the sheriff’s reason being to save a life seems no more plausible than saving one’s own hand when caught in the cookie jar by cutting it off. Paris Hilton is just a recipe for poison, no more or no less.

John Stamos

John Stamos flames out in Australian interview. Acting quite bizarrely John boy makes no sense on the show Mornings With Kerr-Ann. The host seems to be absolutely enjoying every second of Stamos's flame out. A representative reportedly blamed it on exaustation and or jet-lag. Video below.


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell


What was Rosie thinking? Is she nuts letting a little girl wear bullets around her neck like that. Fake bullets or not it still stinks. The Donald should have a field day over this picture. But then anyone who gets her hair curled while video-blogging is so, so full of herself. I hope the Donald trashes her so badly. It will surely make for great blogging for at least a month. And of course Rosie and Donald the Hair will profit from all the publicity. Fake bullets will get Trumped.

Quentin Tarantino


Quentin Tarantino was reportedly caught interviewing for his new movie, Pulp Suction. Has to be a lot of jam on them toes to get into the movie. Reportedly Quentin will be sucking er, I mean interviewing for the rest of the month. Men will be sucked on the last day of the month. An unknown source reportedly said Tarantino is hopeful that Queen of all media PerezHilton will show up. Perez was reportedly so hot he blew a load of crap at his staff. Unconfirmed of course.

PerezHilton Trashed by Joss

Joss Stone Performs Exorcism on PerezHilton on Youtube. Funny , funny, actually hilarious. Check it out.


Paris Hilton's Walk of Freedom


The Queen of all Media's Idol was released from jail at midnight last night. Paris Hilton looked like a former death row inmate being found not guilty of her crime. My God, she was only in jail for 23 days, not years for fk sake. The fking media were all there as Paris strutted to her waiting mothers arms, waving to the crowd of idiots who surrounded her, smiling like a spoiled chihuahua that just peed on the floor. One fked up fan looked like he had just seen the return of Jesus as he worshiped the Beverly Hills heiress's appearance. Martin Luther King Jr. must be doing the roll over Beethoven thing in his grave. Paris was reportedly heard saying to her mother as they hugged, What no million, no Babs, Only that old fart Larry, Fk. Perez Hilton was reportedly so overcome by emotion that he reportedly pissed himself. Unconfirmed reports say Paris Hilton reportedly called Perez up and invited him to a getting out of jail pool party where he could stand in the pool and not embarrass himself.
Babara Walters reportedly could not stop hissing at the T.V. as Paris was being released, practically frothing at the mouth for not getting the first interview on Paris's freedom from the slammer. The sour grapes Babs was munching on were reported as causing her problems. Imagine that, beneath her. She's a celebrity interviewer for fk sakes.
Anyway, here's a few of the sordid pics from Paris's walk of freedom.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Tom Cruise


Germany has reportedly barred the producers of the film Valkyrie, because its star, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday. The movie is about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler by Count Stauffenberg during World War II in a war bunker in Germany. The German Defence Ministry is reportedly going to be refusing to let the movie’s producers, which include Tom Cruise, from filming at German military sites.
The German government reportedly does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. Germany reportedly says Scientology masquerades as a religion to make money, Scientology leaders reject that assertion.
A spokesman, reportedly said the film makers "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".

Paris Hilton Interview a No Go


Seems Barbara Walters didn’t want to interview Paris Hilton and ABC didn’t push to hard for the interview. Most of the celebrity interviewers seem to agree and refused to pay and then refused a free interview. I guess Larry’s contract with CNN forces him to do the interview with Paris Hilton. Or maybe CNN were willing to pay the most to interview the Beverly Hills no-talent, born again Christian, while the others were to ashamed to admit they chased her sluty ass around. Whatever, here’s what Babs had to say to Cindy Adams of the New York Post, Page Six, "Look, I've done prison interviews before, but people like the Menendez Brothers were really important news stories," said the First Lady of the Soundbites. "This wasn't. And even though I'd already written my questions, when all that pay-for-play stuff happened, I suddenly felt this was not up to my standard. It . . . felt . . . sort of . . . "
"Tawdry. The whole thing somehow was beneath me. Besides, it was a no-win. If I did a tough piece and her tears started to flow, it would be, 'Oh, there's Barbara Walters making people cry again.' Too soft, and I'd be criticized."
"They wanted it. For them it was ratings. For me it was respect. I'm fortunately at a point in my life where I can choose what I want, and this was solely my decision. But I must tell you how classy ABC was. They didn't try to force me or say they'd place it on "Nightline," or give it to someone else to do or any of the things they could have done.
They respected my decision and walked away.
"Some agreed with my decision, some didn't. For me it was just a question of respect."

Megan Fox


Megan Fox reportedly said this about sex, "I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are! That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them."

I think they wish Megan Fox would have sex with them.

Fergie


Fergie reportedly said this about doing cyrstal meth,
"I remember thinking somebody was inside of it (clothes hamper), going to come and get me, so I was talking to the person who was crawling in the hamper."

I hope your clean now, for the clothes sake at least.

Cameron Diaz Apologizes


Cameron Diaz apologizes for her fashion Faux-Pax in Peru. She reportedly said, "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."
"I'm sorry for any people's pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country's history."
Diaz obviously needs a shopping expert who can point out these little trouble spots to her. Or maybe she should read more.



Cameron Diaz has apparently offended some of the people of Peru. While she explored the ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu, Cameron wore a green fashion with a communist slogan on it. Seems her trendy fashion bag was emblazoned with a red star and the slogan, Serve the People, printed in Chinese on Cameron's bag. Those words were a favorite political slogan of Mao Zedong,(Mao Tse-tung) first Chairman of the Communist Party of China. .----- That particular phrase has significant meaning in the country of Peru. The Maoist Shining Path, (Communist Party of Peru), insurgency brought chaos to Peru in the 1980's and early 90's, spreading chaos, massacres, assassinations, and bombings throughout Peru. Pablo Rojas, a human rights activist in Peru was reported as saying the following about the insensitive slogan on Diaz's bag, "It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don't think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology" did so much damage. I'm sure it was just an unknown fashion faux-pas on her part. If and when this is brought to her attention I'm sure she will apologize. I don't believe she is a communist. She's much too cute, whatever that means. She also reportedly filmed a segment for MTV during her visit to Machu Picchu, and surprised locals in the city of Cusco, by wandering around the city taking photos and talking to local residents.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Ass of the Week


Whoose ass is That in My Window????
Rate from 1-10 on Dog's Doggy Scale.
1. She's an actress.
2. She's also a producer.
3. She's a T.V. personality too.

Paris Hilton on Larry King Show


The Beverly Hills Royalness will be omnipresent among us by Tuesday when she will be released or is that leased to the talk show circuit. Paris Hilton reportedly gets out of jail on Tuesday and her first T.V. interview will reportedly be by CNN’s Larry King on Wednesday. The tears will most likely be flowing as Paris pouts to Larry on his show. Will she have anything meaningful to say about the war in Iraq, I doubt it. Or anything meaningful about any other issues concerning the world, I doubt it. Will she talk about herself, yes, and how she has grown, yes, how she has become this wonderful new woman, yes, boo-hoo I’m crying already. I’ll be watching and no doubt millions will also be watching with me too. Reports, unconfirmed, that Paris will be showing off her new found professional skills with bars(poles). Paris may be working in future exposing all the dangers fraught with being an exotic pole dancer in Iraq and Iran.

Cameron Diaz



Cameron Diaz has apparently offended some of the people of Peru. While she explored the ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu, Cameron wore a green fashion with a communist slogan on it. Seems her trendy fashion bag was emblazoned with a red star and the slogan, Serve the People, printed in Chinese on Cameron's bag. Those words were a favorite political slogan of Mao Zedong,(Mao Tse-tung) first Chairman of the Communist Party of China. .----- That particular phrase has significant meaning in the country of Peru. The Maoist Shining Path, (Communist Party of Peru), insurgency brought chaos to Peru in the 1980's and early 90's, spreading chaos, massacres, assassinations, and bombings throughout Peru. Pablo Rojas, a human rights activist in Peru was reported as saying the following about the insensitive slogan on Diaz's bag, "It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don't think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology" did so much damage. I'm sure it was just an unknown fashion faux-pas on her part. If and when this is brought to her attention I'm sure she will apologize. I don't believe she is a communist. She's much too cute, whatever that means. She also reportedly filmed a segment for MTV during her visit to Machu Picchu, and surprised locals in the city of Cusco, by wandering around the city taking photos and talking to local residents.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Eva and Tony Parker



Tony Parker and Eva Longoria’s wedding in early July reportedly has sparked a celebrity magazine bidding war for the exclusive pictures. People seems to be in the lead to acquire the rights ahead of OK and INTOUCH mags. The Hollywood, sports celebrity wedding of the summer is generating TomKat like interest and the People rag is willing to pay top dollar for it.

Bruce Willis Live Free or Die





The movie Live Free or Die Hard starring Bruce Willis brought out the cast and the family at the N.Y.C. premiere on Friday.






Bruce and Family

Kate Beckinsale










Maggie Q




Mary ElizabethWinstead

Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie Brown’s (Scary Spice) little baby girl, according to reports. A nasty child support case is most likely to follow. Eddie's got lots of donkey money to spread around. So start spreading Big Daddyo.

Gwen Stefani





Gwen Stefani surprised the crowd in hometown Orange County on Friday at her solo concert at the Verizon Amphitheatre. Stefani’s encore for her fans included her No Doubt bandmates joining Gwen on stage. Her fans went wild as the songs, Just a Girl, Spiderwebs, It’s My Life were performed by Stefani and No Doubt.

Joss Stone




Joss Stone 20, soul singer extraordinaire, is to perform at the Knowsley Hall Music Festival in Liverpool. "I kind of clicked into soul music more than anything else because of the vocals. You've got to have good vocals to sing soul music and I always liked it ever since I was little". She told MTV news.
Joss’s demands reportedly include 12 de-thorned roses and American salad dressing, Miracle Whip. The report also says she'll only eat from china plates on a tablecloth. Her list of requirements to organisers also reportedly states, Feel free to serve regional specialities and be creative. Joscelyn Eve Stoker, (her real name) is learning to be a Diva very quickly. She has sold over ten million albums worldwide, won a Brit award, and a Grammy. She was born on April 11, 1987. Joss was #78 on Maxim's Hot 100 in 2007.
Reportedly a string of recent incidents reported by the UK press as examples of Joss’s increasingly erratic behaviour has stirred up some controversy.
Her album, Introducing Joss Stone, was released on March 12, 2007.

Amy Winehouse




Amy Winehouse, 23 year old British soul singer, reportedly asked Glastonbury Festival organisers for lots of booze to be on hand for her at the event. "My drinking has replaced weed; I still have a problem. Well, I have had problems with booze…" she reportedly was quoted in a recent interview.
Her list of booze requirements reportedly were, two bottles of Spanish red wine, a large bottle of vodka, a bottle of champagne and a bottle of brandy, upon her arrival. The list also included one case of lager, 40 Marlboro Lights, plenty of chocolate and three 'good quality' hot pizzas. At the 52nd Ivor Novello Awards Amy’s song Rehab won best contemporary song.
Wet drizzly weather and muddy grounds greeted the fans, reportedly in excess of 1 million, at the Glastonbury event. Besides Amy Winehouse other acts to play were The Who, Artic Monkeys, The Killers, Modest Mouse, Lily Allen, Bjork, Arcade Fire, and many others.
The event will also involve The Big Kiss, where fans will try to break the Guinness World Record for the biggest amount of people kissing at one time.

Denise Richards


Blonde and Blonder star Denise Richards to become an exotic dancer. She will reportedly star in the Indie film A Beautiful Life, which is being directed by Alejandro Chomski, as an exotic dancer. The male lead is reportedly Jesse Garcia. Also appearing in the roughly $5 million film are Michael Madsen, Dana Delaney, and Debi Mazar.

Richards was born on February 17, 1971. She first found fame and fortune in the late 90s in films that featured her sex appeal.(Wild Things, The World is Not Enough). Richards was at one time married to Charlie Sheen. Their subsequent divorce was nasty to say the least. Richards made many allegations against Sheen which he denied. In November, 2006, it was reported that Richards, while making a movie at a casino in British Columbia, confronted several photographers she saw taking her picture. She reportedly grabbed a labtop computer from one of them and threw it over a balcony. It landed near two elderly ladies, one of whom was in a wheel chair and apparently injured by this incident. No charges were laid against the actress.

Dania Ramirez



Actress Dania Ramirez reportedly has signed on to T.V. show Heroes for the second season of the popular NBC series. She previously had a role on the Sopranos as AJ’S squeeze. Dania , reportedly, will be a new hero on the show. Ramirez played Callisto in X-Men, The Last Stand. She was born on November 30, 1979 in the Dominican Republic.







Dania As Callisto.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Rides Free


Lindsay Lohan is to busy riding bicycles on the beach while in rehab to act in the film Poor Things. Producers of the film, Shirley MacLaine and Rob Hickman, reportedly adjusted the filming to accommodate her.
After the Knife gets out of rehab she will be able to complete shooting her parts in the Indie film. The dark comedy, starring MacLaine and Olympia Dukakis as two con artists is directed by Ash Baron Cohen.
It's so damn hard in Rehab these days. Oh poor thing.

Paris HiltonLearns from Jail???


Paris Hilton reportedly said the following about her sudden epiphany behind bars.
"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know, my gratitude has gone up so much."
"I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it...[I am] frankly sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."
"I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday."
But you are a criminal Ms. Hilton, that’s why your behind bars. If you weren’t sent to jail you would probably be still driving around under the influence of drugs or alcohol. This is why they send people to jail, because they need to understand what they were doing was wrong, criminal and very dangerous. So I think you have some more learning to do yet. And I doubt four more days are enough. You have learned that your freedom can be taken away from you even if you are rich and famous, which is something anyway. But I’m afraid the money your making or going to make from this fiasco of a jail term will only negate any lesson you may have learned. Time will be the true window on your new found soul’s attempt to use your fame to enrich society. Kiss, kiss, catch.

Britney Spears Learns How To Shop


Britney Spears is hot to get her sorry ass of the worst dressed list that she has been on for 7 of 8 years now. She was reportedly seen shopping with her very own personal shopper in Beverly Hills recently. A source said Brit told her helper to show her the stuff Katie (spacey) Holmes wears. Oh, God, we have another Posh clone in the making. Britney was impressed with her helper because she reportedly dropped over $32,000 on new clone clothes. Brit wants to drop her trashy look and become a classy biotche. She reportedly bought lots of new sexy undies from La Perla and Cosabella just in case she reverts back to her ass flashing old habits. We can’t wait.

Jerry Seinfeld


Jerry Seinfeld, while promoting his beehive film, makes poor decision to tell rape joke which causes an uproar from those who have to deal with rape issues every day. Jerry reportedly said, "Bees have the only perfect society on earth .. They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape. A little rape, but it's not that bad."

The National Sexual Violence Resource Center reportedly said, "With what I hear about every single day, I don't find anything at all funny about rape, and I don't like it being made light of. I understand he's a comedian and he's inclined to find humor in everything, but it was offensive."

Seinfeld reportedly also said this about being married, "When you're a married guy, one thing you learn is it's no big deal to apologize.... It really makes everybody feel better. So you apologize. You don't even have to mean it!"

So much for a sincere apology I guess. Sad, really sad Mr. Seinfeld. And you used to be so funny. No apology reported yet from Seinfeld camp.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Nicole Richie Jail Poll

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Perez Hilton Snatched By Babara Walters???


Barbara taps into celebrity blogger to fill Rosie's shoes as new host on The View. The final details are yet to be worked out but Perez is reportedly balking at the requirement to sleep with Barbara once a week for the life of his contract. He will, reportedly, be willing to talk to her about sex after 60 once a month though in order to snag that snatchy spot on the estrogen laced T.V. show. This story can't be verified but you can check out his famous blog at PerezHilton.

Nicole Richie



Another skinny ass biotche may be getting her just desserts very soon. Nicole Richie's D.U.I. has been postponed until July 11, when, if convicted of her second D.U.I. in under ten years, she can be sentenced to between 90 days and a year in the slammer. The simple life can be harsh if you don't follow the rules that apply to, or rather should apply to famous and unknown idiots in equal doses. I wonder if she will squeal and cry if sent to jail like her co-host Paris. I hope they throw her skinny, reportedly, unconfirmed, former heroin addicted ass in jail for at least 90 days and better still a whole year in the big house. And after her release, she should be made to go around, at her own expense, and lecture young people on the dangerous consequences of driving under the influence of alcohol, and drugs. Then maybe young people can show her some respect for a worth-while endeavor, rather than the admiration she gets for just doing the idiotic, mindless crappy stuff her and Paris indulge in on T.V. This is probably only wishful thinking on my part but one can always dream. Now if only Lindsay ( Knife ) Lohan gets sent to the big house too when she has to face her D.U.I. charge, it would be a great three peat for the justice system. Maybe the rest of those Hollywood brats would get the message. If you do the crime you must do the time.

John Travolta



John Travolta, another Scientologist big wig, recently said his thinking falls in line with fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise. They both have now come out against psychiatry and psychiatric drugs. John was also quoted as saying about school shootings, "I still think that if you analize most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is (psychotropic ) drugs at the bottom of it." Travolta goes on to say about being famous, " I will tell you the things that would be the same, fame, or no fame." Well John let me tell you something, if you were not famous no one would really care what you tell anybody, except maybe your loopy friends of scientology. And while there are many problems associated with psychiatry and the pharmaceutical industry it is not un-like problems associated with many industries. I would say that the movie industry grossly over pays it's actors, one of which is you. I would also say that the movie industry is based on people treating actors like some kind of Demi-Gods, when in fact most of them are no more than two-bit hustlers and gold-diggers who deserve no more respect than the excrement we dispose of each and every day. Maybe you should leave the so-called crazies alone to take their psychiatric drugs so they can continue to worship you and your kind's sorry asses. Just because a person looks intelligent doesn't mean he or she is.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Britney Spears and the Clowns


The Spears family fit right in with the clowns don't you think so? Britney should have some stilts so she can wave her butt at us from on high. She might even want to paint on a red nose and eyes and use her butt crack for a filthy mouth. Couldn't hurt.

TomKat

Suri looks like she is trying to get away and jump into the water.
She will probably be an Olympic gold medal swimmer. TomKat sure look happy though. Could this be forever or just until the spaceship arrives and whisks Tom off to rule over all the space cadets in the galaxy!

Matthew McConaughey


Matthew McConaughey #1 on Peoples "Hottest Bachelor's" list. The shirt challenged actor was a shoo-in to win. He sets so many women’s hearts a fluttering it’s quite ridiculous. His latest film keeps him bare chested and on the beach, just the way the fairer sex like him, half naked and working up a sweat, and fuelling their latest sensuous fantasy. Reportedly Mr. Hottie’s ideal woman would be hot and funny.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Whoose Ho-Hum Ass Is That In My Window???





Guess Whoose Ho-Hum Ass , and Rate This ASS from 1-10. Do it now!
1. She is a T.V. personality and model.
2. She is over 30 yrs. old.
3. Born in 1971.
4. Born in Hartford, Connecticut.
5.Brought up in Tucson, Arizona.

It's Brook Burke and she's an eight...

Posh Spice


Victoria Beckham reportedly is to cheap to join scientology club of the rich and famous Hollywood celebrities. She reportedly trashed L.Ron Hubbard’s religion as being ridiculous and really really pricey. Posh reportedly told a friend, "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense."
It's completely laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like Kabbala in that it's become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It's a joke," another friend of not so spacy Posh reportedly said. The friend also implied Posh was cheap saying, "Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."
There are rumours floating around Hollywood that Tomkat may now cut the Beckhams of because of these statements from spacey spice girl. Although they may reconsider if Posh agrees to read a book for once in her pathetic life. Any guesses as to what book it might be?
There are also rumours of an intervention being held in a Las Vegas casino involving TomKat, the Pitt’s, Travolta and Wise-Owl himself George Clooney, if Angelina OK’s George’s attendance that is. Reportedly they will all have to bet 10% of the cash they have on hand at the Blackjack tables. They will have ambulances and paramedics on hand just in case Posh becomes overwhelmed and passes out. No psychiatric drugs will be allowed on the premises. These rumours have not been verified.

Tomkat


Tom Cruise kooked serene leaving the wedding of friend, James Backer.
The couple were beautifully color co-ordinated as they left. There are unsubstantiated rumours that Tomkat could be expecting again. Katie is said to be very happy being with child. I bet they are offered a bundle for these pictures, not that they need the cashola. After all the new Christ man only has to give his church 10% of it.

Britney Spears





Britney Spears is reportedly launching a lawsuit against a Florida communications company because of billboards with Britney’s bald likeness appearing on them. Calling them outrageous to the extreme Britney’s group reportedly called for the images to be removed immediately.
The billboards show Spears snarling face and bald head and the words, Total Nut Job, Shock Therapy, Certifiable appearing on them. According to her lawyer her likeness has a multi-million dollar value for authorised commercial exploitations and there for is entitled to very substantial damages.
In my opinion they should have used Brit’s flashing ass pictures instead. Brit’s lawyers would have had a harder time proving the pictures were Brit’s rather than some other fat ass biotche’s ass. Besides, Total Nut Job, Shock Therapy, and Certifiable are great names for Brit’s next Album.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, George Clooney


There’s a story out and about that has reportedly said that Angelina Jolie doesn’t like George (Wise-Owl) Clooney very much because George trys to corrupt her man Brad Pitt. It seems, according to this unverified report, that during the Ocean’s Thirteen movie thing Jolie was afraid Wise-Owl was going to lead Brad astray. I can see that. Vegas is the place to stray alright. There’s more ho-hums in Vegas than men in Jolie’s past. Not an easy thing to accomplish. If he’s going to cheat on Jolie, he probably already has, not that I’m saying he has, but, if I was going to cheat and had the pick of just about any woman on the face of the planet, well I did or I’m on retreat in the Himalaya’s with about seven hundred monks. And that’s a nightmare I’d rather not get into. This report is bogus I would say, unverified of course.

Britney Spears


Britney must have read Candy Spelling’s open, I know everything letter. Or she’s just insane. This Avril thing is catching on like wild fire too. I swear when someone sticks that finger in the air they are soon going to say, Go Avril Yourself! Come on Britney, where’s that sexy ass of yours. Come on you know you want to. Come on…

Lindsay Lohan


All coke heads listen up. Lindsay(Knife) Lohan has cancelled her Big Birthday Bash. A spokesperson reportedly said about Lindsay’s party at Pure’s in Vegas,
"The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why PURE was even still promoting it. But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent.” An unknown source, unverified, reported that Lindsay may become a magician who specialises in throwing knives while sober instead of jabbing everyone while under the influence of drugs.

Tom Cruise


Tom Cruise reportedly will perform the wedding service of a friend in France this weekend. A wealthy Australian heir, and fellow Scientologist, James Backer is to be married. An unknown source has reported that Beckham and Posh will join Tom and Katie at the ceremony. No psychiatrists are allowed. Only slightly crazy people suffering from huge ego syndrome, who know everything, will be allowed to watch the ceremony. Some new recruits are also expected to join the Scientology crew, cult, church, or the newly formed, No Psychiatrists Zone Because We Are All So Sane Group of Nuts, organization. Reportedly, Doctors Without Spaceships are going to crash the wedding. Now there’s a premise for a reality show. Freaked out Scientologists Living With Psychiatrists! Hilarious I tell you, just Hilarious….

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts dropped a baby boy today in L.A. The proud parents named him Henry??? Oh, Henry, Oh Henry, yes maybe for singing him to sleep I guess. He reportedly weighed in at 8 1/2 lbs. Henry will have twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus to play with later on in life.

Elvis



The King’s drugs have left the bottle, but the bottle that contained Elvis Presley's prescription antihistamines sold for more than $2,600 at an auction. The prescription bottle still contained some of Elvis’s original pills, but police told auction house Julien's that it would be a federal crime to sell the bottle with pills included.
Other Hollywood items of interest sold during the auction included a gold-plated gun owned by the Elvis, which sold for more than $28,000; Alfred Hitchcock's passport, $19,000; and a prop umbrella once used by Marilyn Monroe, $42,000.

Hillary Duff Wins Favorite International Artist

Cry Baby Avril sings at Much Music Awards Last Night


Avril Lavigne cried when she accepted her award for Favorite Canadian Artist. Reportedly she got punched in the nose by Hillary Duff. Kidding....

Here she is closing out the show.



Sunday, June 17, 2007

Britney trashed by Candy


Candy Spelling reportedly trashes Britney Spears un-lady-like behaviour with an open letter via TMZ.
Shut-up you old bag, we like Britney’s parts just the way she flashes them!

Dear Britney:
You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.
You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.
Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone's vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it's time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They're probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.
You're doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it's great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?
Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you're that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?
Best,
Candy Spelling

Rock of Flavor


Drum roll please, here they are, the cast of the latest ho-hum of the year show, Flavor of Love spin of, Rock of Love. It's the same ole same ole, a gaggle of ho-hums trying to out hustle each other for a no good lo-down ho-hum licker has-been. Poison’s Bret Michaels will attempt to find true ho-hum love while eliminating the worst ho-hum each week. This lastest ho-hum creation of reality starts out on July 15th on VH1.

Six Year Old Connie Amazes Once Again

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Tori Spelling


Need something to make you want to throw up. Well here it is. Newlyweds Dean McDermott and his latest wife Tori Spelling were in Toronto recently promoting their reality show, Tori and Dean, Inn Love, (barf), which is scheduled to air July 3rd on Slice T.V. The six part reality show tells the story of the couples purchase of a bed and breakfast. Yucky. Tori’s marriage, pregnancy, her inheritance and her new job as an innkeeper will all be on display for us to watch. Barf, barf, barf and more barf. I’m sorry I can’t go on, my head is hanging over the toilet, which is probably where this reality show needs to go and get flushed.

Kelly Clarkson


Poor ticket sales have cancelled Kelly Clarkson’s summer music tour. The cancellation comes just three days after Kelly fired her management team, and only 1½ weeks before the release date for her latest album ,“My December“. The first American Idol winner is quickly becoming drama “Queen” of the music industry. She reportedly had a falling out with Clive Davis, President of RCA, in May over control of her record “ My December”. It was reportedly over a lack of hits on the album perceived by Davis. Kelly Clarkson co-wrote the album’s songs with her band members rather than professional songwriters who previously wrote songs for her albums.
The first single on My December , Never Again, slipped from 11th to 17th on this week’s Billboard Hot 100 charts, after peaking out at 8th. A rather mediocre result compared to previous blockbuster songs by Clarkson. Kelly broke the news to her fans by way of her website on Thursday.
Kelly Clarkson will probably end up touring in smaller venues at a later date this year. A much more intimate setting that her many fans will no doubt enjoy to a greater degree.

David Hasselhoff Wins Custody


David Hasselhoff has won his custody battle with ex-wife, Pamela Bach, who reportedly was seen crying in the halls of the court house. She was reportedly heard telling her lawyer, Debra Opri, who by the way is being sued by Larry Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith,s ex boyfriend , “What am I going to say ? I just lost my kids.” Hasselhoff was ecstatic after winning primary custody of his daughters, especially after he was caught on video all drunked up and eating a hamburger of the floor of his home. His wife Pamela can visit her teen-aged girls on alternate weekends and on Wednesday nights for dinner according to lawyer Melvin S. Goldman.

Friday, June 15, 2007

The Fantastic Four



The boring lifeless 2005 movie about The Fantastic Four was so bad that the 2007 edition, “The Rise of the Silver Surfer, just had to improve somewhat, but not much according to movie critics.
Tribune movie critic, Michael Phillips said, “It is passable comic book stuff, dumb and loud. Loud. Loud.
The Silver Surfer races around the globe wreaking havoc. The Fantastic Four must figure out the mystery of the Silver Surfer and confront the unexplained return of their enemy, Dr. Doom.
The first movie made over $330 million worldwide and this one should lure in large audiences as well even as it gets panned by critics.

Must be the Jessica Alba effect.
Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and rock-solid The Thing will no doubt pack in the young and the adults who haven’t grown up yet.

The Movie Credits:
FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
20th Century Fox
Twentieth Century Fox presents in association with Constantin Film and Marvel Studios a 1492 Pictures/Bernd Eichinger production.
Credits: Director: Tim Story
Writers: Don Payne and Mark Frost
Story: John Turman and Mark Frost
Producers: Bernd Eichinger, Avid Arad, Ralph Winter
Executive producers: Stan Lee, Kevin Feige, Chris Columbus, Mark Radcliffe, Michael Barnathan
Director of photography: Larry Blandford
Production designer: Kirk M. Petruccelli
Music: John Ottman
Co-producer: Ross Fanger
Costume designer: Mary Vogt
Editors: William Hoy, Peter S. Elliot
Cast:
Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic: Ioan Gruffudd
Sue Storm/Invisible Woman: Jessica Alba
Johnny Storm/Human Torch: Chris Evans
Ben Grimm/The Thing: Michael Chiklis
Victor Von Doom/Doctor Doom: Julian McMahon
Alicia Masters: Kerry Washington
General Hager: Andre Braugher
Voice of the Silver Surfer: Laurence Fishburne
Running time -- 92 minutes
MPAA rating: PG

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Oprah Winfrey


Oprah Winfrey leads a list of the world's most influential celebrities, according to Forbes magazine's annual list of powerful celebrities. The US talk show queen was tops with earnings of $US260 million from her huge media empire.
The top ranking is based on income over the past 12 months. Oprah Winfrey, 53, rose to fame as host of her enormously popular US television talk show, reportedly has a net worth of at least $US1.5 billion from her production company, magazine and television show.
Winfrey was recently ranked by a US non-profit group as the most generous celebrity philanthropist, donating more than $US50 million of her fortune to charity last year.

Angelina Jolie Muzzles Media???



Angelina Jolie went a little overboard trying to censor the media at the premiere of her latest movie, “ A Mighty Heart”. Jolie, promoting a movie that deals with freedom of the press, decided to ask all reporters to sign a contract stipulating what they could and could not ask her. She reportedly banned all Fox News reporters.
Most reporters balked when presented with the contract from Jolie’s lawyer. Some terms of the agreement were reportedly as follows: Don’t ask about Jolie’s personal relationships, or Jolie will have the right to terminate the interview. The interview could only be used to promote the movie. The interview will not be used to disparage, demean, or be derogatory to her. And if that wasn’t enough rules and regulations to follow it was reportedly stated in the contract that if any of those things happened that the interview tape would be confiscated and “such a violation, the signatory thus agrees, would cause Jolie irreparable harm and make it possible for her to sue the interviewer and seek a restraining order. "I wouldn't sign it," a reporter for a major outlet said. "Who does she think she is?" USA Today and the Associated Press were reportedly among those that cancelled interviews,
A real ungrateful biotch, that’s what she is. After making tens of millions from movies and selling her pics exclusively to different media outlets now she wants to censor the media, thus depriving her many fans from reading about her exploits, whether those exploits be disparaging or derogatory. Maybe a contract by her fans could be drawn up requiring her to act to the best of her ability at all times and if her fans don’t think she’s up to snuff then she has to refund their movie ticket fees in full. Or better still just boycott her movies from now on. She seems to want to be out of the spotlight anyway.
Ironically as this might seem, the screening was to support, Reporters Without Borders. But she certainly was putting up borders around herself, shielding her stinking public ass from reporters. All reporters should boycott reporting on the ungrateful skank’s tattooed skinny ass one half of two self-centered wanna be Scientologists.

Paris Hilton


Everybody’s whipping girl, Paris Hilton, has returned to her old stomping grounds in the Lynwood jail. She has left one medical ward for another. Paris’s family reportedly said she was on her proper medication and doing fine. The LA Times reports that 20% of criminals with cases similar to hers have served 23 days. Congratulations Paris, you might make the top 20. So pop a few more valium, Zoloft, or maybe snort some cheese and next thing you know you’ll be out on the interview circuit making untold thousands of dollars. A book may also be in the wings too. Tentative title, Money Makes Money, No Talent Required!, or I Stripped in Jail for Extras!!

Kelly Clarkson



Kelly Clarkson would be a horrible mother. At least that's what the singer herself thinks. Clarkson was reportedly quoted as saying: "My point of view is that I shouldn't be a mother at all, because I'd be horrible. I'm not willing to be that selfless. Speaking on finding love Clarkson said,"People think they're just going to meet the perfect guy. Don't be ridiculous." Are you listening Paris and Knife, rather Lohan. Clarkson says the media has overblown reports that her and Clive Davis clashed over her upcoming album, My December. Clarkson reportedly said about this sensitive subject," I've sold more than 15 million records worldwide and still nobody listens to what I have to say.Because I'm 25 and a woman." Kelly goes on to say,"I'm a good singer, so I can't be a good writer, women can't possibly be good at two things. I haven't lost my temper about it. It only drives me more. If your thing is to bring me down, cool. I'll just work harder. Wow. I think she is steamed at Mr. Davis. Kelly is quickly becoming another music Diva. Don't let those musical genius bastards bring you down honey. Lambast em as much as you can. Not to good for your bank account or your party invitations but great for the self esteem.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Britney Spears




Britney Spears mom reportedly was quoted saying the following: "You go into a time in your life with the world watching and you are just trying to figure yourself out. It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another."
"Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children. She’s just figuring things out."
Well Mom, maybe you could teach Brit how to enter and exit a car without showing everyone what she had for lunch! Or is she so hard up for attention that she has to act like Paris Hilton, while that flash-my-ass biotch is in hospital, er, I mean jail. Come on Britney, make some music and stop spreading your body parts all over the net like so much mouldy cheese. Or at least get in monster bad-ass shape, cause I keep losing my lunch.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Hairspray Boycott


Hairspray is a high energy comedy that proves you don’t have to fit in to win. Take that John Travolta of the scientology cult. The completely fictional story of a plump teenager has only one passion , dancing. Besides Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah, Amanda Bynes, Christopher Walken, and Nicky Blonsky also appear in the film. Maybe they are trying to turn attitudes around concerning those on the fringes of main street. Maybe John was trying to see what it felt like to get the big stick. I hope he got rashes every-where doing this film. He should be made to be King of the next Gay Pride Parade held in Hollywood.
Not every person who is different needs to be singled out for brainwashing or elimination from society. If humans are still struggling to survive on this planet in 300 hundred years, religious types are going to have a lot of explaining to do. Scientology’s many beliefs of cruelty to the less fortunate souls of this world, not just their views against homosexuals and lesbians should not be endorsed by any man, woman or child who has some compassion in their hearts. Boycotting this film would be the right thing to do.

The managing editor of the Washington Blade said, “Travolta, a prominent Scientologist, has no business reprising an iconic gay role, given his [religion’s] stance on gay issues. It’s well known that Scientology rejects gays and lesbians as members and even operates reparative therapy clinics to ‘cure’ homosexuality.”

Read my comments section on the other Hairspray blog just below this one to read some interesting Scientology beliefs.

Anna Kournikova


Anna Kournikova is still around, be it sparingly. She is set to appear on the tennis courts in Toronto on August 13 for the Tennis Legends ,part of opening ceremonies for the Rogers Cup tennis tourney. Is Anna really a legend of tennis or a legend of sex appeal? Sex appeal, yes, tennis, no. She never won a major singles tennis title in her whole career. She’s more of a legend for dating rich men than winning tennis tournaments. Enrique Eglesias is now enjoying the sloppy leftovers. The rumours of their break up is highly exaggerated said Kournikova. Her great looks will keep Anna in demand at many events for a while yet. God, men and lesbians are easy suckers.

John Travolta Oldy


“Travolta, a prominent Scientologist, has no business reprising an iconic gay role, given his [religion’s] stance on gay issues. It’s well known that Scientology rejects gays and lesbians as members and even operates reparative therapy clinics to ‘cure’ homosexuality.” said
the managing editor of the Washington Blade.

Certain gay rights leaders are asking for a boycott of the upcoming remake of "Hairspray" starring John Travolta. The film is a musical update of the classic cult film by openly gay director, John Waters. Gay leaders are asking for a boycott, because of Scientology's stand on being a homosexual. I personally have no comment. Can't really see to many people going to the movies to watch John in a dress. I'm surprised his leaders allowed him to play the role. Kidding. Just kidding.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Paris Hilton



Paris Hilton’s family and friends slip in to visit Paris without having to wait 2 to 4 hours like some other inmate’s family. It was reported that Nicky Hilton and her boy-toy passed everyone else and got in to see Paris in like 15 minutes or so. The other visitors were said to be upset. Ah, the benefits of richness. Nicky reportedly said Paris was being so strong that I want to puke. Me that is, not Nicky. Paris is said to be on a cheerios only diet. I hope she’s only eating the ho-les. Paris was reportedly quoted as saying on Saturday, Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. “During the past several days I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience.” Can you say, Paris’s Publicity Machine is now in full gear mode. Paris was reported to be shocked at all the media attention her case has generated. Hmmm, she wasn’t shocked at all the media attention she was receiving for doing absolutely nothing, except maybe partying and acting like some two-bit ho before her incarceration. Paris is more shocked that she’s still in jail paying for her crime rather than being home laughing at the judge and the criminal justice system that she and her rich entourage thought they had out smarted. See you in about 15 days Ms. Hilton. Someone give her a Bible to clutch on her release. Please!

Sunday, June 10, 2007




Paris Hilton gets no respect I tell you, no respect. Especially not from Hollywood celebrities who have worked hard for their success in T.V. and movies. There seems to be some contempt for Paris Hilton's barging into the famous club for basically nothing. Paris and Nicole were just acting like rich spoiled brats and idiots on their T.V. show. Oh sorry, they weren't really acting, they were just being what they really are, rich spoiled brats and just completely idiotic. Just like a lot of teenagers, who I think are the biggest fans of those two numble-skulls. But Paris is 26 years old, time to stop acting like a dumb-ass teenager in heat and stand up and be responsible. Stop crying for mommy and daddy and take your punishment for being bad, something your parents obviously forgot to teach you. Lots of people have nervous break-downs when they realize they have to go to jail for their criminal acts. They receive no special treatment and neither should you. So suck it up and maybe, just maybe you will get a little respect. But I think it's gone past that stage with your baby like actions when you realized your rich relatives couldn't provide you with more special treatment. Your just a criminal, rich ass, no talent spoiled brat who got caught and refuses to believe the fact that you have to pay up now. Make believe society paid you for nothing, now reality society expects you to pay for your crimes. Paris has no dignity, so why should she get any respect?

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Paris Hilton Has Medical Condition???




Paris Hilton has received her just desserts. She will have to do more of her sentence time in prison and not home in her mommy’s mansion. Paris is reportedly being housed in a medical ward of the LA county jail system. The sheriff, Lee Baca defends his decision to release Hilton from jail. Baca insisted that Paris had a medical condition that precipitated her release. It was reported that jailers at the lock-up at the Lynwood facility saying she was not speaking coherently, and her condition was life-threatening. If in fact those facts caused the sheriff to release Ms. Hilton, then why wasn’t she transported to a medical facility. Instead she was allowed to go home, thereby throwing a doubt on to the life threatening condition she supposedly was suffering from.
The judge in the case was not impressed with the deputies after he asked for an explanation of what was wrong with the pampered heiress and why his orders, specifically ordering Paris to serve her full sentence in jail and be given no home arrest or furlough from jail, were not followed.
A crazed media frenzy enveloped Paris’s mansion as the sheriff’s deputies picked her up and transported her to the court house to face the judge. Tears flowed down the rich girls face as photographers scrambled to snap pics of her. Paris was reportedly said to be crying and shaking uncontrollably as the judge told her she had to return to jail. She was also reportedly screaming and crying as a deputy escorted her from the court house. Paris’s parents were reportedly pacing around the courthouse like chickens with there heads cut off. I guess they were surprised and shocked that a judge could over rule the sheriff’s decision. I guess they won’t be supporting him anymore.
Paris Hilton was pulled over driving her Mercedes Benz on Sept 7, last year, after police say she was driving erratically. Her blood alcohol level was .08 percent, the legal threshold for DUI in California. Paris was allowed to plead guilty to the lesser offence of alcohol related reckless driving. She pleaded guilty and her licence was suspended. She was later caught driving while her licence was suspended.
Considering the serious nature of the offence of drinking and driving, which by the way caused almost 18,000 deaths in America last year, Paris got of very lightly whether she believes it or not. Do your time Paris and thank the gods that your not in prison for killing someone with your souped up Mercedes!!!
P.S. Beware the force of public opinion Nicole and Lindsay. You may be joining your co-hort as jailed ex criminals. Maybe then you will realize the seriousness of your reckless and criminal behaviour. Role models for the young and vulnerable is no joke. So wipe those silly grins of your to rich and to famous for your ages faces. It’s starting to get sickening!!!

Friday, June 8, 2007

Paris Hilton Back in Jail For 45 Days???




Paris Hilton reportedly was screaming as she left court, crying to her family , saying this isn’t right. She was told she had to return to jail. Paris has ignited a fire-storm about equal rights not being extended to poor and mentally disturbed jail inmates, so why does she get out because she is emotionally distressed by her jail time. Whether Hilton will have to do her whole sentence in prison still seems to be up in the air as the judge and the sheriff fight over who can or can not let Paris out of jail early. Personally I think Paris should do her time, 23 days, and then spend the rest of her sentence under parole. And if she is stupid enough to break her parole conditions again , back to jail with her bony ass. Just because she crys and tells her psychiatrist that she’s losing it doesn’t give her a get out of jail free card. The judge is really upset with the sheriff’s decision to release Paris and has reportedly sent her back to do her whole 45 days. Poor little rich girl is going to have to buckle down and act like a grown up now. Like the old saying goes; If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton arrested and put in handcuffs by sherriff's deputies. Paris was caught crying her eyes out in the back of a police car on her way to the courthouse. She may have to go back to jail. We can all hope that little skinny skank goes back to jail and does her time. She's obviously been given special treatment by the sherriff's department, which in turn has upset the judge in Paris Hilton's case. They are now arguing over who should ultimately have the final say whether Paris should stay in jail or if she can go home. The deal reached between Paris's lawyer and the sherriff's department, letting Paris go home, has come under fire from the judge, who seems to think Paris should be held in contempt of court and returned to jail.

Just in: Paris ordered back to jail by judge in her case!
Paris was reportedly screaming for her mother.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Jill Hennessy



Jillian Noel Hennessy was born on November 25, 1968 in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. She is well known for her acting roles on T.V.‘s Law and Order and Crossing Jordan. Jill used to busk on the streets of Toronto.
Jill and her twin sister played ho’es in the film Dead Ringers in 1988. She played Tim Allens wife in the 2007 film Wild Hogs. Jill will be getting a star on Canada’s Walk Of Fame this year.
Jill Hennessy married Paolo Mastropietro on October 1, 2000, a bartender and actor. Who had opened a tavern in New Jersey in 1999 and named it Hennessy Tavern. Jill enjoys riding motorcycles with hubby. They have a son named Marco, born in 2003. Jill is a fan of the Indigo Girls and sometimes makes guest appearances at music events playing the guitar.
Hennessy is going to release a roots infused album produced by R.E.M. and U2 producer Patrick McCarthy. Kinda like going back to her roots busking on the streets of Toronto. Jill reportedly said, “Music was my thing, I didn’t know if the acting would take off, to be honest.” Hennessy said she has written 14 songs for the album which she expects will be released next year.

Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton was released from jail because she was suffering from extreme emotional distress!! Wow. Isn't that what going to jail does to you. No special treatment my ass! I new she wouldn't do her full jail time . I guess everyone did, really. Paris is reportedly planning a huge party for the week-end. I hope her parents hide all the car keys. Supposedly her parents have already hired several chauffeurs for Paris for when she finishes her parole and gets to remove her ankle bracelet. They reportedly even inquired about getting a chip implanted in her so they can keep track of her. One of the reasons for Paris's reportedly emotional breakdown was attributed to her distaste for all things colored orange. Reportedly jail officials are saying they should have hired a fashion designer to design Paris's jail garb. That way they could have kept her incarcerated for at least a week!

Victoria Beckham


Spacey Girl Victoria Beckham was reportedly thrilled to learn her fashion book out sold The Da Vinci Code in Lithuania. Maybe she should make a reality show about moving to Lithuania. I’m sure they would be happy to have her and we would be just as happy to have her go. She looks like some ho-hum that just immigrated from some foreign country anyway.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Heidi Montag


Heidi Montag of “The Hills” has certainly filled up her resume with Hollywood delights. The bra size increase and nose decrease reportedly make her worth a million to Playboy sex mag. Playboy officials have denied the amount offered but her boyfriend thinks she’s worth that much. Wonder if he’ll still think so after she dumps him? Any hoo, here’s a couple pics to point out her new pointers!!





Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Angelina Jolie Adopting Again?




Angelina Jolie and hubby Brad Pitt are reportedly ready to adopt another child. A little orphan boy from Prague in the Czech Republic is reportedly the lucky little addition to their family. Jolie is in that country filming her latest movie role. Brad reportedly has flown in to the country to meet his wife and the little boy. Brad and Angelina are already blessed with three adopted children, Maddox from Cambodia, Pax from Vietnam, and Zahara from Ethiopia. They also have biological daughter Shiloh.
A source reportedly said, "Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again. Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away. She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids."
Angelina will have to hire more nannies as her brood expands or give up her career for a while so they can spend some quality time with their new found parents. I wish them luck. It’s so true in today’s world, if you have enough money you can buy just about anything, even a multi-cultural family.

Britney Spears



Britney Spears backside exposure causes her fans to start a puke contest. The winner managed to puke 17 times after being exposed to Britney’s latest bum shot. Oops I did it again was the fan’s reaction after number 17. How the rich and mighty fall from babe to just plain old regular nincompoop.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Hugh Hefner Still Partying




Hugh Hefner and his Girls Next Door girls attended a party at the Hyde Lounge in L.A. recently. Mr. Hefner is starting to look a little green around the gills lately. But he still manages to hang on to his title of the male hero slut of all time. The girls still can’t seem to get enough of Hefner. He even has a subspecies of rabbit named in his honor, (Svlvilagus palustris hefneri)! Hef, as he is affectionately known as, was born in Chicago, Illinois, on April 9,1926. He is known for his liberal views, obviously, but also as a staunch supporter and protecter of the First Amendment rights of American citizens.

Paris Hilton Mug Shot



Paris Hilton will be doing solitary confinement for roughly 23 hours a day. Seems correctional officials at Lynwood couldn’t find a cellmate who didn’t want to throttle her The one hour that she's out, Hilton will be allowed to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell.
Paris spent some time at the MTV awards where she was insulted by host Sarah Silverman. Silverman said the bars of Paris’s cell would be painted like penises to make her feel more comfortable.
Paris released this statement to TMZ through her lawyer, "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Sexy Pam Anderson Does Vegas










Pam Anderson does Vegas. She is reportedly doing three years almost naked time with a magician in sin city.








The magician might last that long if Pam doesn’t knock him out with those knockers of hers.




I’m sure the shows will be sold out because people will surely go just on the off chance her silicone implants will fly out of their lycra containers.










Hopefully the magician will have enough sense to not make those babies disappear.

Victoria Beckham



Victoria Caroline Beckham, born on April 17,1974 in Harlow, Essex, England is a washed up old hag of a singer. Best known as a former member of the God awful Spice Girls or better known in the music world as the Space Girls. Posh married her husband David Beckham on July 4,1999 at Luttrellstown Castle in Dublin, Ireland.
Victoria released her first solo single in August 2000,Out of Your Mind.She signed a contract with label Virgin Records and released her true debut single Not Such An Innocent Girl in September 2001.She gave the project huge promotion, but it was a huge flop. She was booed and pelted with fruit by a genuinely hostle public at a concert in Birmingham. She was widely criticised by many groups for setting a bad example for her younger fans which reportedly was the beginning of the end of Victoria’s non-existing music career.
Her debut album, Victoria Beckham, miraculously reached number 10 in the Uk. The second single, A Mind of its Own, released from the album reached #6. Rumours then started to swirl around that she would be dropped by Virgin Records. She was dropped shortly after.
Victoria announced she is working on a reality show about the Beckham’s move to Los Angeles from London. She must think she’s another Sharon Osbourne. Please give us a break. Unless of course she is gonna get sick on the plane and throw up all over herself. Now that would be worth watching.
Victoria has been reported to be hanging around with Katie (Holmes) Cruise. I knew she was really a space girl. Now that would be funny, seeing Victoria, Katie, Tom, and David standing out in the desert starring into the sky waiting for their spaceship to come and pick them up. We might even get lucky and they will be whisked away. But I’m afraid it would be by the hot air escaping from their overly inflated egos.
Posted by another lonely blogger:
Yours Truly Dog:

American Idol Judges Trashed




Canadian Idol judges dissing American Idol judges. Farley Flex says the rise of Sanjaya Malakar was a lapse in judgement on Simon, Randy, and Paula’s part. There will be no Sanjaya scenario in our world he said. He said the Canadian Idol panel has integrity and vision. Canadian Idol host Ben Mulroney also dissed the American Idol show saying, “It wasn’t the most exciting season or the most talented season.” That’s probably why Sanjaya cracked the top ten. “American Idol caters to controversy”, Mulrony said. “In stark contrast to Canadian Idol--- “,he said. The Canadian Idol contestants will be able to play musical instruments when they audition for Idol this year. But is that a sane idea, to let contestants have possible weapons in their hands especially if the judges have to brutally critique a bad performance. They probably added security just in case some disgruntled contestant trys to bash a judge over the head. In my opinion CTV should bash the show by dumping it anyway. It really sucks. Having to diss American Idol just to generate interest in this years show. What shameless smucks. The only class on the show is Sass Jordan!
Goodbye, Hey, Hey, good bye, na, na, na, na, Goodbye!
P.S. John Dore seen in the pic above is no more.

Paris Hilton



An ugly orange jumpsuit, a tooth brush, a tube of tooth paste, soap, a comb, deorderant, shampoo, shaving implements and a pencil, stationary, envelopes, and stamps. Pretty skimpy fare for a heiress. That's all the goodies Paris Hilton will be given after she checks into the "Hotel" Century Regional Detention Facility. A long way from the luxurious " Hilton " in Paris, France Hotel she is accustomed to. Paris will be able to buy a make-up compact, eye shadow to hide those dark circles she has from crying over her impending punishment for her bad girl antics, an eye brow pencil and some hair coloring from the commissary from a pre-paid account. Who knows maybe Paris will emerge from jail a subdued brunette rather than the ditzy, blonde, spoiled brat she went in as.
I bet Paris will hear the phrase, "Could I have your autograph",a lot more frequently in jail too. Personally , I don't think she will do the whole 23 days. Officials seem too always come up with a way to lessen the sentence of rich well to do people in society. That's just the way it is, so get used to it you poor slobs!
Yours Truly Dog:

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Paula Abdul



Paula Abdul’s sobbing audio tape of a phone conversation leaked to the internet makes her out to be slightly un-balanced again. On the tape she complains about Howard Bragman, her former spokesman, and also discusses her various health problems. The tape was posted on gossip website PerezHilton.com. Paula said Bragman also told her she was to old to appear on the cover of OK magazine. Paula is 44 years old. Bragman denied it. Paula stated she was deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that the call was released to the public.
Paula’s interview with Ok magazine deals with a lot of her personal problems she’s been having lately.
On her job as a judge on American Idol:
Being a judge on the show “overshadows being a Grammy Award winner and selling millions of records,” she says. “I didn’t figure out my purpose in life until ‘American Idol.’ I knew since I was a little girl that I had profound way of touching people. My purpose is bringing out everybody’s best and being that cheerleader to other people’s success.”
On the rumours that she is under the influence while filming:
"Simon Cowell made a “funny accusation that something was in my Coca-Cola cup” that started all the rumors flying. “I’m sick of it,” she says. “It’s defamation of character.”
On NOT having plastic surgery:
“Check behind my ears! I haven’t had one ounce of work done, contrary to what every plastic surgeon may believe.”
On recovering from anorexia:
“I’m in a really good place, having had many years in recovery. I refuse to entertain something that will lead to the anorexic behaviour that I used to have. I’m proud of who I am.”

It was reported by Page Six that Paula was acting a little strange at the Fifi Awards in New York. A source reportedly said, "They had to delay the show for her to get there, and it was almost impossible to understand her . . . her eyes were half open. She had to have two guys help her to her seat after she left the stage." "She opened the envelope and read the winner as Hermes. Then, as the Hermes rep walked down to receive the award, Jane said, 'oops, wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. It's a tie between Hermes and Sean John's Unforgivable."

Lindsay Lohan


Sign found on the web road: The names Paris and Nicole were reportedly found on other signs in the area.

Nicole Richie



Nicole Richie was reportedly busted for DUI after being stopped going the wrong way on the highway back in December. Nicole’s second DUI charge. Yet, Nicole is still driving around with a valid license. Poor Paris Hilton had her license suspended after her Dui conviction. Because Nicole hasn’t been convicted yet the decision to revoke her driving privileges is up to the DMV. The Deputy DA involved in Nicole’s case reportedly said: “ They generally do it quicker than this.” A DMV employee reportedly said about this happenstance: “I have no idea why Nicole still has her license”. Well maybe because under California law, the DMV must suspend the license of anyone busted for driving with a .08 alcohol level or higher. In Nicole's case, alcohol was not a factor. At the time of her arrest, Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot, but there were no traces of alcohol, therefore, an automatic suspension was not an option. I hope she doesn’t hurt anybody with her irresponsible behaviour.

The 25-year-old Nicole has reportedly been recently seeing a therapist to try and combat her low weight. Nicole, has previously been treated for heroin addiction. By the look of her pictures lately it doesn’t seem to have worked.
Nicole was raised by singer Lionel Richie and his wife Brenda. They legally adopted Nicole when she was nine, but split up soon after. Nicole's biological parents were supposedly reported as being a drummer and a backstage assistant who were working with Lionel Richie.
Nicole’s Memorial Day Invite leaked on the internet apparently was only meant as a joke, according to Nicole. This was reportedly what the invite said:
"My fellow Americans its that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let's stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans, even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
Masha House, Sunday May 28th, at 2 pm, ****Crest Court Beverly Hills, Ca 90210
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who's coming. Thanks."
What a sad and totally self consumed society of young good for nothing low class celebrities who have no idea how to live in an enlightened world. If the soldiers of the world are fighting to let these reportedly drug addled douche bags live like drunken, crazy, out of control idiots, then it’s time for them to stop fighting.

Pirates Star Smashes Glasses




Keira Knightly smashes glasses when she is angry.

The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star, Keira Knightly, says having a glass-throwing fit
calms her down when she is upset. Keira told Hello! magazine: "I am like my father. I have 'the Knightley streak'. Whether your frustrated, sad or drunk, it takes the anger away, she reportedly said. So if your at a party with Keira, I would advise you to be ready to duck! Therapeutic my backside. Spoiled brat drama queen is more like it. “But I'm 22 and my body is alright at the moment. It's not going to get much better. I know I might as well make the most of it.”
Keira, currently starring as Elizabeth Swann in the latest 'Pirates of the Caribbean:
At World's End'. The adventure movie has been a worldwide success, taking in over $400 million since its global opening on May 23, 2007.
Keira Christina Knightly was born on March 26, 1985 in Teddington, Middlesex, England. She began her career as a child actress, at the age of 7, appearing on T.V. in Royal Celebration. She rose to international fame in 2003 after appearing in major roles in the movies, Bend It Like Beckham and the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Keira earned an Academy Award nomination for her role as Elizabeth Bennet in Joe Wright's 2005’s Pride and Prejudice. Knightley, lives in London and reportedly dating, Rupert Friend, her co-star in the movie Pride and Prejudice.

Keira has acted in the following films:
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Princess of Thieves
The Hole
Bend It Like Beckham
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the Black Pearl
Love Actually
King Arthur
The Jacket
Domino
Pride and Prejudice
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Silk
Atonement

Friday, June 1, 2007

Lindsay Lohan



Lindsay Lohan is reportedly back in rehab for multible addictions, according to her criminally convicted father, who just got out of New York state prison barely two months ago. Michael Lohan served almost two years for DUI, among other charges. The Hollywood Dad from Hell, as he was once reportedly known as, survived a fiery DUI car crash on Long Island.
Lindsay Dee Lohan was born on July 2, 1986. She started in show business at the very tender age of three years old with Ford Models. At age ten, she was already considered a show-business veteran when in 1996 she landed the role of Alexandra "Alli" Fowler on the soap opera Another World. She then made her film debut in “The Parent Trap” playing both twins in the 1998 movie. Lindsay’s big media splash came in the leading role she played in the movie “Mean Girls” in 2004.
Lohan launched her music career in2004 , recording and releasing her first studio album, Speak, and her second album, A little More Personal(Raw) in 2005. Lohan, told a Teenick audience that she had decided to use Morgan as her middle name because it sounded more professional. Lohan is of Irish and Italian decent and raised as a Catholic. Lindsay when she wasn't being tutored on film sets attended public schools on Long Island until just before her high school graduation, finishing her studies at home.
In 2004 it was revealed that her father, Michael Lohan, had spent much of his daughter's preteen years in prison for securities fraud. He was sent back to prison in 2005, for "aggravated unlicensed driving" and attempted assault.
The movie “ Freaky Friday”, up until the year 2005, was Lindsay’s biggest commercial film success, earning US$160 million worldwide. Her latest released movie, ”Georgia Rule” has taken in a little over $18,000,000 worldwide as of May 30, 2007. The critics mostly panned the movie. Lindsay’s latest car accident and negative publicity generated as a result of the accident reportedly further contributed to the slide of the films box office earnings. “I Know Who Killed Me”, starring Lindsay is a thriller movie directed by Chris Sivertson. The movie will feature Lohan's first sex scene in a movie. This will be the third film in which Lohan has played two different characters, the first being in the remake of “The Parent Trap“, where she played twins, Hallie Parker and Annie James, and the second being in the remake of “Freaky Friday“, where she played a teenager and her mother. Release date is scheduled for July 27, 2007.
Lindsay Lohan was only 17 when she moved in with Wilmer Valderrama in early 2004, and their subsequent break up in November 2004 made the gossip columns. Numerous romantic rumours followed, forcing actors such to refer to their relationships with Lohan as "purely professional." Lohan is known as a "party girl" because of her keeping company at many trendy clubs with “party super stars” Paris Hilton, sister Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie. "No, we are just going out and having fun." Lindsay was quoted as saying. Lindsay was involved in three car accidents in 2005.
Lindsay Lohan was the first living person to have a My Scene Goes Hollywood doll which was released by Mattel in 2005.

Awards Won By Lindsay Lohan:

The 2005 Nickellodeon Kids Choice Award for Favorite Movie Actress.
The 2005 Austalian Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award for Favorite Movie
TheMTV Movie Award for Best Female Performance in Mean Girls.
The 2005 MTV Movie Award for Best on Screen Team with Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried in Mean Girls.
The 2006 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award for Favorite Movie Actress in Herbie: Fully Loaded.
The 2006 Hollywood Film Festival Award for Best Ensembled Cast in Bobby.
The 2006 Hollywood Film Festival Award for Break Through Actress in Bobby.