Celebrity Tales By Dog

OPHRAH WINFREY

2007-11-26T07:10:00.000-05:00

November 26, 2007 -- POOR Oprah Winfrey. Not only does she have to deal with the shameful lesbian abuse scandal at her South African girls school, but now a sleazebag is threatening to publish a supposed exposé about her company, Harpo, intended to further embarrass the billionaire Queen of Daytime Talk.
Last year, Keifer Bonvillain was hit with a federal extortion charge after he allegedly tried to sell Winfrey audiotapes for $1.5 million of a high-ranking Harpo employee bad-mouthing her. But the charge didn't hold up in an Illinois court.
Now Bonvillain, 37, who touts himself as a Louisiana-born "civil-rights activist," has launched a Web site in a bid to get a publisher for his exposé, titled "Ruthless."
His breathless pitch reads: "An office manager at Harpo broke his silence and his confidentiality agreement when he spoke freely about Oprah Winfrey's private life and business affairs. Keifer Bonvillain underestimated one of the world's most powerful women when he, armed with clandestinely recorded tapes, decided to write a 'tell-all' book unmasking the famed celebrity. Within days of Harpo learning about the book, two men were attempting to break into Keifer's home - presumably to get the tapes. Oprah was desperate to keep the truth from being revealed . . . The fallout was Keifer's highly publicized arrest."
Bonvillain vows to disclose that Harpo may have been involved in "blatant discrimination . . . This CEO not only knows about these practices . . . she condones them . . . Hours of taped conversations . . . reveal what they don't want the public to know about [Oprah's] private life, and a business that prides itself on its diversity."
Winfrey's reps at Harpo did not return our calls placed over two days, with a message saying the staff was off for the holiday. Bonvillain did not respond to our e-mail.
Last month, Winfrey was jolted when Tiny Virginia Makopo, 27, a dorm matron at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy near Johannesburg, was suspended over allegations involving indecent assault and soliciting under-age girls to commit indecent acts. Makopo faces 13 criminal charges.
source; nypost.com/

KID ROCK CRY BABY

2007-11-24T08:05:00.000-05:00

"Getting married was a ball, being married was a nightmare," he told Extra on the set of his video for his latest politically-charged single Amen.
Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, married Pam at the end of July last year, before the former Baywatch star filed for divorce that November.
"Yeah of course you are hurt," he said. "Whenever you go through a divorce, and you are in love with another person you are hurt."
When asked about what he feels for Pammie now, Kid Rock claimed, "I don't. I just kind of remove myself from that whole world, have no part of it. The sad thing is there were kids involved [Pam's two sons by Tommy Lee]. They don't make as much sense of it as we do as adults."
The singer wasn't so candid when it came to commenting on Pam's recent marriage to Rick Salomon. Did she marry too quickly?
"Not really, at this point in my life nothing is really surprising," said Kid.
www.metro.co.uk

Beckham gets Cranky

2007-11-24T07:51:00.000-05:00

Victoria Beckham has revealed her husband David is turning into a 'grumpy' old man who is 'tricky to live with'.
Beckham, who has good reason to be miserable after England's shabby footballing performance, is sick of being injured.
Victoria said: 'He's very frustrated. He came to LA injured, and he's working so hard and training everyday as he just wants to get fit again.
'He can be tricky to live with and he gets grumpy.
'He's so passionate and he knows he has a lot to prove and a of work to do. I feel sorry for him, It's been tough.'
She revealed his upset while talking on Capital Radio's The Entertainment Edge show with Ryan Seacrest.
'His ankle is more of less better and the knees getting there, he is having so much treatment, he has massages everyday.
'He's just desperate to get out there and do his thing.'
SOURCE: metro.co.uk

The Sophranos Lorraine Bracco

2007-11-20T12:51:00.000-05:00

Actress Lorraine Bracco played Dr Jennifer Melfi in The Sopranos and was nominated for an Oscar for her role as gangster's moll Karen Hill, opposite Ray Liotta, in Goodfellas. Once married to Harvey Keitel, the custody battle for their daughter left her bankrupt but she is now setting up her own wine business. The Sopranos series 6 is out now on DVD.
Did you learn much about psychiatry while playing Dr Melfi?
Sure, I had to learn about it. I had to understand who Tony Soprano [played by James Gandolfini] was and where he was going. I couldn’t say the dialogue without understanding what I was talking about. I did my research. I’ve also had my own experiences of going through depression, seeing a psychiatrist and taking medication, which gave me an insight. James Gandolfini had never been in therapy but some of the writers had, so we all had to make sure we knew what the process involved.
Most of your scenes were between you and James Gandolfini. Are you close now?
Absolutely. You don’t work with someone like that for almost a decade without building a friendship. I had most of my scenes with him but I knew the other cast too. We’d meet up for script read-throughs and then we’d socialise and go to all those incredible awards ceremonies together. We had great times. I’m missing it, it’s very rare to be part of a show that is so popular and so critically acclaimed.
You were also in Goodfellas. Are you bothered that your biggest hits have been mob-related?
No, I have done other things too; it’s just those were two huge successes. One was a great Scorsese movie and it had a great script, and David Chase wrote an unbelievable series with The Sopranos.
You were a model in Paris in the late 1970s. Was that an exciting time in your life?
It was a great time. I was modelling there when French couture was exploding and Paris was the place to be. Jean Paul Gaultier and Thierry Mugler were beginning their careers, French designers were doing really exciting things and I got to work with all of them. I’m still friends with Jean Paul.
Who was the most demanding photographer?
I wouldn't say demanding, it was more exciting, but Peter Lindergh would always make a kind of script of what he was shooting and another photographer shot me jumping up in the air on a trampoline, which was a lot of fun.
Why did you work in Paris rather than New York?
I worked in New York too but a French agent asked me to go to Paris to see how things went for a couple of months. I stayed for 10 years. I loved it - the food, the wine, the creative people I worked with. I worked with really great photographers like Peter Lindbergh and Paolo Roversi. I was very lucky. I did magazines, catwalks, commercials. I worked a lot.
How does the industry now compare with then?
Models today get to front these really great campaigns and get paid tons of money. There were only a tiny amount of models who earned that kind of money in my day and we didn’t have this size zero thing. I was never a size zero, ha-ha. Health should be the most important thing in any job.
You were also a radio DJ. How did that happen?
In France everyone goes on holiday for a couple of months, and I was asked to fill in for a DJ. I spoke French, I taught myself, and loved rock’n’roll so I had a great time doing it. I’d have considered doing it as a career if I didn’t have to do it in French. I introduced Bruce Springsteen’s music to the French and played a lot of tracks by The Police.
What was Sean Connery like?
He was great, women always ask me about him and he was fabulous. It was great to be stuck in the rainforest in South America with him for four months [making film Medicine Man]. He was delicious. It was a difficult shoot though. We were cut off from everything. It was a rainforest with not a lot of anything going on. Thank God I had Sean. There were bugs and yucky stuff everywhere and really big spiders the size of your fist. I didn’t hit them, I was worried they’d jump on me, I just ran away from them.
Did you learn any jungle survival tactics?
Sure. Gin and tonic.
You’re launching a wine range, are you an expert?
I wouldn’t say I was an expert, but I’m a good consumer and my time in France gave me a wine good education. I refuse to be part of the generation that drinks Coca-Cola with everything
What should people look for in a wine?
The most important thing is to taste different wines and find out what you like. For example, some people don’t like Italian wines or wines from Australia. It’s so interesting to learn how different all the grapes are and to acquire your own taste. It’s a great pastime.
What have you got coming up?
I'm starting a new series called Lipstick Jungle, it's based on the book by Candace Bushnell who also did Sex And The City. It stars Brooke Shields and I play a big powerful literary editor. We start at the end of the month and I'm really looking forward to it.

Amy Winehouse

2007-11-20T12:47:00.000-05:00

The mother of Amy Winehouse says she is glad the singer's husband is behind bars.
Janis Winehouse declared: "Thank God he's gone inside."
Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and remanded in jail earlier this month accused of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
A distraught Amy has vowed to stick by him. But her mother told First magazine that their separation could be what Amy needs to kick her heroin addiction.

source www.nypost.com/

IDOL WINNER JORDAN SPARKS

2007-11-20T12:45:00.001-05:00

Jordan Sparks finds the rites of pop passage - say, your first tabloid scandal, a DWI bust or swapping spit with Ma donna - are going to have to wait for Jordin Sparks, the youngest winner of "American Idol."
"I'm too scared to do stuff like that," the bubbly teenage diva tells The Post. "Besides," she adds, "my mom is with me all the time - that stuff just isn't going to happen."
Still, the singer with a golden voice who became the latest Idol this spring believes that celebrities, despite the privileges of fame, "aren't always treated fairly, but you have to ask yourself why they make the kind of decisions they make."
When pressed for her worst goof she says solemnly "I think my biggest mistake was singing 'Livin' on a Prayer' [on 'American Idol']."
That song was wrong for Sparks, and the slip almost cost her the competition; even her fans (including cranky judge Simon Cowell) thought it was the beginning of the end.
Sparks holds no grudge toward Cowell, saying, "I was lucky with Simon. What he said to me seemed really, really nice compared to what he has said to others. I love Simon, he's completely honest, says what's on his mind, and he's usually right."
While Cowell is an Idol's nightmare, Sparks says she honestly can't remember any of his criticism to ward her - partly due to the stress of being under his microscope.
She sums up the Cowell experience by saying, "He makes the strong weak.
"Nothing can prepare you for that moment when Simon starts up," says Sparks.
"People on the show warn you that Simon is going to upset you. Here's the deal: You just gave everything you had to a song, and Simon looks you in the eye and says, 'That was absolutely horrible, ghastly.' It's so mean that you want to crawl under some thing, but you can't because you're on live TV."

Michael Jackson

2007-11-20T12:37:00.000-05:00

Michael Jackson the nearly broke one-time King of Pop has been relying on the kindness of friends to put a roof over his head and the heads of his three kids, now that he's been booted from several other residences he "rented" in Las Vegas and Washington, DC.
On the verge of losing his sprawling Neverland Ranch as his bank account spirals toward zero, the sad-sack artist and his three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket, spent last week at the Beverly Hills home of his longtime friend, babe-chasing supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle, a source told Page Six.
"The whole family has been hiding out. They were holed up in Burkle's place behind the Beverly Hills Hotel," said our spy. "They even refused to come out of their rooms and hid when Burkle had guests over."
It's hard to blame them. Jackson, once one of the richest pop stars in the world, remains in default on a $23 million loan against his ranch after years of mishandling his once-enormous fortune. Before he hit up Burkle for a free place to stay, he spent three months living in a private home in Franklin Lakes, NJ.
Sources told Fox News' Roger Friedman the Gloved One showed up on the doorstep of Dominick and Connie Cascio in mid-August and stayed through the first week in November, when he split for Los Angeles to attend Rev. Jesse Jackson's birthday party. Jacko has had a long association with the Cascios, having met Dominick in the mid-'80s when the latter worked for the Helmsley Palace Hotel.
The Cascios' oldest child, Frank, now known as Frank Tyson, worked for Jackson and was one of five unnamed co-conspirators in the Santa Barbara district attorney's failed prosecution of Jackson on child-molestation charges two years ago.
In December 2005, Jackson had Prince Abdullah of Bahrain fly members of the family over to help him celebrate Christmas. The prince is now suing Jackson in London's High Court for $7 million plus damages after the washed-up performer agreed to start a record company with the prince and record a CD, which never happened.
source www.nypost.com/

Perezhilton is human after all

2007-11-19T06:51:00.000-05:00

2007 has been hers!
And how amazing did RiRi look at the American Music Awards on Sunday?
La Divaliciosness rocked it with her performance and also took home an award for favorite female soul/R&B star.
We covered the red carpet for the Best Of 2007 episode of our VH1 show, What Perez Sez, and we met Rihanna!
We met Rihanna and Perez made a fool of himself! He was so nervous!
source perezhilton.com

Heather Mills Is Still Screwed Up!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-18T08:01:00.000-05:00

Heather Mills ditched her lawyers yesterday after yet another TV interview.
It is believed she rowed with top legal firm Mishcon de Reya after her appearance on GMTV yesterday - her ninth chat in eight days.
The firm was working to secure her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney, 65.
A source said: "Heather's lawyers are thought to be at their wits' end. They were very much of the opinion it was best for all concerned if she didn't talk about the divorce as the judge takes a very dim view of such matters. Clearly Heather takes a different view."
are also said to be dismayed she failed to accept Sir Paul's offer of £25million and fear her confession over suicide may affect her custody bid for their daughter Bea, four.
The source added: "They felt it was the best offer Heather was going to get and advised her strongly to accept it but she thought she was entitled to more. She's not a very easy person to deal with and has very strong opinions on the way things should be handled."
Heather's US publicist claimed the split with the law firm, which won a £17million settlement for Princess Diana from Prince Charles, was "a matter of economics". Michele Blanc added: "Lawyers cost a lot of money and she doesn't know how much longer it's going on for."
Heather, 39, yesterday astonishingly compared herself to a victim of domestic violence, saying Sir Paul had forced her to keep quiet over negative media reports since their split.
She told GMTV viewers: "I was quiet for a year but had 4,000 articles written about me. It's like being an abused woman at home and you're not allowed to tell the family because it might upset Grandma Such and Such."
Heather confirmed former ex-Beatle Macca's stance is stalling their divorce and added: "I can't go into whether he has tried to gag me but the reason we're not divorced is because, basically, I'm not meant to talk."
She claimed she was unruffled by his blossoming friendship with married US millionairess Nancy Shevell, 47.
She said: "In that situation with Paul there was no phone call, there were no tantrums or tears. Basically, I just said, 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swapover. "It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life.
source:Mirror.co.uk

Fabio The Tough Guy A88hole

2007-11-17T03:49:00.000-05:00

Fabio spoke to OK! Magazine about his little spat with Wise Owl George Clooney. “I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty." Clooney reportedly was a little drunk and started insulting a woman at his table. He said he got up and told Clooney what's what and Clooney "got a little scared." I don't blame him. And he goes on, “He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.” Ahhh Fabio you are so tough. Now go stuff yourself in a rock somewhere!!!

Barry Bonds Caught At Last

2007-11-16T01:13:00.000-05:00

Barry Bonds the fake all-time home run leader in major league baseball finally get's his just desserts. The former San Francisco Giant was indicted on Thursday following a four year investigation.
He was charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for telling a federal grand jury he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.
If convicted, Bonds could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 years in prison. He should be stripped of all his baseball awards and his home runs, golden gloves and put his lying ass self behind bars!!!!

Amy Winehouse is a Fking drunken ass fk up!!!!!

2007-11-14T19:52:00.000-05:00

Amy Winehouse performed at the first show of her U.K. tour on Wednesday, and it was a disaster!
A Perezcious reader was there and this is what they have to report:
“I’ve just come back from the Amy Winehouse concert at the NIA. In short, she was fucking terrible. She was very very drunk, she made various rambling references to her ‘husband’ (even going as far to threaten audience members who booed with him) and worst of all, it looked like she was wearing those bloody ballet pumps again. Many audience members booed, and people were continually walking out. She referred to us as ‘monkey cunts’ at one point, and she forgot the words to most of her songs. I really like Amy but this was awful. I’d like to tell you that her voice was her saving grace, but it was horrendous.”
SOURCE PEREZHILTON.COM

Britney Sucks Out Some Fat

2007-11-14T07:22:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears reportedly shed some lippo fat at a Las Vegas Lippo center.
She was caught there in April for PCDC treatments - injections of a soybean derivative into the body’s fatty areas. The procedure reportly dissolves fat cells in a matter of weeks. Lazy,lazy ,lazy Britney.

Amy the Wino Doesn't Do Drugs???

2007-11-13T19:59:00.000-05:00

Amy Winehouse doesn't do drugs! In an interview with Blender Magazine , this wreck of a woman reportly said she doesn't do drugs, because she's too busy. Amy reportly said, I don't have the time for drugs!!! She just carries the vile weed around for her own personal comfort zone.

TomKat Movie Flops At The Boxoffice

2007-11-12T15:01:00.000-05:00

TomKats box office takes a tumbles as Lions For Lambs brings in $6.7 million this weekend to debut at #4, beaten by Fred Claus which brought in $19 million. Tomkat is said to be crying in his private jet,s bathroom when he thinks no one is looking. A source reportedly told MSNBC, Tom wanted to really hit a home run with his first United Artists movie. It was more about how the industry was going to view him than the moviegoing public (be wary Tomkat, the public made you and they can break you too!) ,that Tom was worried about.

Amy Wino Winehouse's Hubby Blake Goes To Jail

2007-11-11T10:02:00.000-05:00

Amy Winehouse looked on tearfully as her husband was marched of to jail after being charged with attempting to pervert justice.
Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, of Jeffrey's Place, Camden, north London, appeared at Thames Magistrates' Court, in east London.
District Judge John Perkins remanded Fielder-Civil in custody until November 23 when he will appear at Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London.

Tom Cruise

2007-11-08T16:58:00.000-05:00

Tom Cruise says he doesn't own any modern accessories. Cruise reportedly said, I wear jeans, socks and a shirt - all totally normal. I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewelry, no wallet. Every day is a gift. You must learn to take your life in your hands, then you can reach any goal. You make your dreams come true only if you believe in yourself.
Yo man, what about the private jet. No teck stuff on that baby? What about all the mansions Tommy baby. No phone huh, I bet you have to go looking for a phone booth every morning I guess. You should just stuff a sock full of crap in your yap because your so full of S*** it really stinks.

Paris Hilton Keeps Rolling In The Free Bucks

2007-11-04T10:37:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton reportly going to get a cool million for appearing at a New Year's party at the Las Vegas nightclub LAX on New Year's Eve. Her sister, Nicky, is going to help Paris out by co-hosting. Way to go Paris, you keep on sucking all those dollars out of those buisness peoples wallets. Those dollars taste much better than that crap on your internet sex tape for sure. Your beautiful!!!

Heather Mills Could Be One Crazy A** Biotche

2007-11-03T05:01:00.000-04:00

Heather Mills is for sure no more than one hungry hippo of a gold digger. Taping your husband’s conversations just in case you might need it to prove your not insane. HMMM. Anything she taped in a private conversation with Sir Paul should be destroyed! If Paul doesn’t want to give his money to charities, so the F*** whatever, it’s his money. He certainly worked hard enough for the billion +!!!! If I was Sir Paul I would give that gold-digger just what she deserves, like Travis Tritt would croon, Her’s a Quarter, call someone who cares. And as for charities, well that’s a whole new ballgame. Most are just money grabbing organisations that give useless twits like one legged dancing Queen wanna be,s something to do. Maybe Heather can go back on Dancing with the stars and the producers could arrange to have both her F***ing legs fall off!!!!!

Amy Winehouse Gets Advice From Pety Dogerty

2007-11-02T13:08:00.001-04:00

One doper advises another, Hey your ok amy. Pass over some of that stuff. Where the F*** is that needdle anyway!!
Amy looks like she just wants to get the hell away from that dope fiend.

Hollywood Halloween Clowns

2007-11-01T15:17:00.000-04:00

Wow, so much celebrity stuff has been going on since I've been to sick to update my little blog. Luckly I've recovered enough to return to my best friend pc. So now back to some good old fashioned mud slinging.

Coco should hide that big old ass in a closet somewhere in Siberia. I hear they need some extra gas over there. She could jump out and blow off a couple shots of menthane and melt all that snow away. Wow just think of all that water they could bottle from melting snow!!!!!

TommyLee Gets Slugged By Kid Rock

2007-09-10T13:07:00.001-04:00

Tommy Lee reportedly told The Insider about him getting slugged by Kid Rock. Tommy Lee reportedly said, "I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek. I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish."
"I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'"
"This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain."

I guess security stopped him from dick slapping Kid. If only Kid Rock was a woman, then Tommy probably wouldn’t of had a problem beating him up. Tommy probably was just enjoying feeling up Pam’s hugemongus plastic breasts and Kid Rock got jealous. They don’t want to show the little smack in the face Tommy got from Kid, but if they did it would have certainly increased ratings.

Britney Spears Fat Ass Sucks

2007-09-10T12:33:00.000-04:00

Lily Allen Is Single

2007-09-07T11:56:00.000-04:00

Poor little drunken ass Lily Allen is reportedly single, the first time in roughly two years. Wow, can’t believe any one could put up with her boozed up antics that long. Reportedly Lily told Metro this about her breakup with music executive Seb Chew, “Seb and I aren't together anymore. I split up with him a month ago so I'm single now.
I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me.
'Part of the reason I came out tonight is because I'm back on the market and I need to get in practice. I don't know if I can pull any more.
I just hope I can find a new boyfriend.”
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Who the hell wants to get involved with a drunk who reportedly can’t even stay on the good side of music Diva Madonna. Oh yea, she has money now and a little fame. So if you like hanging out with a drunken ass boozed up blabbing mouth woman then Lily’s for you.

Jennifer Lopez Shines In NY.

2007-09-07T11:03:00.001-04:00

I don’t know but I think Jennifer Lopez looks more like shimmering sht in her outfit at Conde Nast Fashion Rocks Concert at NYC’s Radio City Music Hall on Thursday. Do we have to promote those rich celebrity’s asses fashion clothes even if they suck. Sorry Jennifer, but covering your enlarged butt doesn’t do it for me.

Vanessa Hudgens Reportedly Fired By Disney Because Of Her Nudity?

2007-09-07T10:50:00.000-04:00

Vanessa Hudgens nude photos that made their rounds on the internet has reportedly caused Disney to fire her naked ass. No smarts, no cashola. Poor little Vanessa. She should call Hugh and make a bundle to keep her financially okay for a while until she get's a few more Hollywood gigs. Shouldn't take long. Hollywood guys love young nude pussy. You can see her nude vag. on PerezHilton's blog.

Madonna Is The Lip Synching Diva Of All Time?

2007-09-06T10:51:00.000-04:00

"Madonna, best f***ing live act? F*** off! Since when has lip-synching been live?
Who said such downright Madonna bashing words. Well of course it was the great gay singer Elton John. But reportedly those two British biotches kissed and made up recently. Three years tends to heal all female spats. They reportedly hugged at GQ magazine's Men of the Year Awards in London on Tuesday. Elton said, "I have written a grovelling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah!"

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I'm sure the Kabbalah religion would surely accept such a famous gay singer with lots of cash to contribute to their lavish lifestyles.

Lily Allen Is No More Than A Drunken A**hole

2007-09-06T10:46:00.000-04:00

The drunken a** British Biotche singer who thinks she’s greater than a famous cockroach was reportedly told to leave GQ magazine’s Men of the Year awards for being a rude, drunken sht and annoying the biggest Diva of Israel’s Kabbalah religion. Lily should have bought one of those expensive strings and sewed up her foul lips with it. That would have helped Lily a lot more than putting it on her wrist. Putting those cheap pieces of yarn on your wrist are not going to lift you into heaven, it’s only going to make rich leaders richer.

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Sherri Shepherd Joining The View?

2007-09-06T10:30:00.001-04:00

People Magazine reports comedienne and actress Sherri Shepherd is going to join The View’s host association. Monday Babs is going to say who’s the lucky biotche to join the show. If it’s Sherri that makes the show almost equal, two blacks, three whites. As long as she doesn’t start tooting Michael Vick’s horn, the ratings should start plummeting like a ships anchor.

Drew Barrymore Caught Kissing Justin Long

2007-09-05T11:55:00.000-04:00

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were caught kissing up a storm at Izaka-Ya Restaurant in L.A. I guess Drew and her relationship with Spike Jonze is no more.
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Madonna Rides Again

2007-09-05T09:26:00.001-04:00

Here’s the Diva Madonna on her motorbike after a workout. She looks so gross on a bike wearing clothes. She needs to be naked on that ride. Ah, nothing like a little reminiscing.
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A Jagger Family Smoke?

2007-09-05T09:17:00.000-04:00

Jade, daughter of rock and roll daddy Mick Jagger, smokes a dooby with Mick’s granddaughter. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree is true apparently in the Jagger family.
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Amy Winehouse Back To Work?

2007-09-05T09:07:00.000-04:00

Amy Winehouse sang her new song, Drugs Are Soooo Good, oops sorry, her song is Love is a Losing Game at the Mercury Awards in London. Winny Winehouse looks cleaner but she has so many female tattoos covering her that she’s either in love with her own image or maybe she’s really slipping into the Lesbo scene. Hubby Blake better watch out because he might be the Losing Game.
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PerezHilton Fooled By Britney Spears

2007-09-01T11:39:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears trashes PerezHilton by showing up at the grand opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. After Perez said she wasn't going to show she screwed his blog report by appearing. Then again she reportedly was going to be paid a cool $100,000 to show up, take a few pictures and then leave quickly, which Britney did. Britney's new single, Gimme More also is doing great. Perez's source was probably a plant by Spears.

Larry Birkhead Pisses of the Celebrity Mags?

2007-08-31T11:00:00.001-04:00

The biggest baby whoremonger in the world, Larry Birkhead is reportedly going to be trashed by OK! Mag because he has moral issues and shocking and potentially incriminating" info. Birkhead tells TMZ it’s only a smear campaign against him. The reportedly 1.7 million photo shoot of his daughters first birthday party exclusive only goes to show he’s a ho-hum father. Birkhead put Dannielynn on the cover of US Weekly which pissed of OK! Mag. Larry doesn’t care where Dannielynn pics become public as long as he rakes in the cash. I guess he needs a job and selling his baby pics is one great way to make a living and get him some celebrity appearances. Nothing like being a seat filler at an awards show for a nobody who had a baby with a famous person like Anna Nicole. He should star in a reality show called, How To Make Millions On A Famous Screw.

Tom Cruise Thinks He's Similar To A German Hero?

2007-08-31T10:26:00.000-04:00

Tom Cruise is a delusional, over ego maniac I believe. Talking about his new movie character, Colonel Stauffenberg, a German soldier who tried to kill Hitler by blowing him up, Tom reportedly said he saw a similarity between Stauffenberg and himself. Holy fk. Tom’s an over zealous Scientologist who needs to be put into an insane asylum. Has Tom ever risked his life to save the world. Unless he believes converting idiots into Scientologists is saving the world, and in that case he is more than delusional, he’s just totally a freaked out religious robotic cult figure controlled by leaders of L. Ron Hubbard’s crazy institutional crazed head money collectors. I think he's related to the world's ugliest dog.

Tom reportedly told Bunte Mag., "All I can say is, Save your comments until you see the movie. I want to think positive and concentrate on the film. I carry a great responsibility to the Germans, for whom a man like [Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von] Stauffenberg means so much. And I feel this responsibility to the man himself. The more I learn about him, the greater my respect and my admiration of him. Intuitively I saw a similarity in the profile of this man with myself. Naturally that's something that makes an actor curious. We wanted the inner truth, so to speak, and location helps with that."
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Jordan Becoming a Hair Product Expert?

2007-08-30T09:49:00.000-04:00

Katie Price, aka, Jordan, is trying to make her name a trademark so she can use it for hair products including hair dryers and rollers. Dlisted.com thinks she should register dumb whore as a trademark. All of the unfortunate Katie Prices of the world have a measly three months to object to that no hair ho-hum’s trademark application. Reportedly The Sun is willing to pay for any Katie Price named people out there. I’m going to change my name right away, that is if the money is more than the cost of changing one’s name. Plus the cost of blonde wigs. I going to have to contact Britney, she has lots of extra blondies hanging around. I just want head wigs though. No vagina wigs wanted.

Lucy Lui Dresses Like Puke

2007-08-30T09:46:00.001-04:00

Lucy Liu looks like she got snuffed by the Cashmere Mafia. You might have easily guessed that this film, Cashmere Mafia, is created by Sex and the City creators. Lucy Lui looks more like she’s going golfing in Japan. Maybe she is. I can’t believe people will accept money to wear clothes that make young girls want to puke.

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Michael Lohan said Dina Lohan is a Coke Head?

2007-08-29T15:02:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad reportedly told this to PerezHilton about his ex Dina Lohan,
“Despite a court order, Dina is trying to prevent him from seeing his children.
Dina is not supportive of a reconciliation with Lindsay.
Dina is a cocaine user and abuser….and that he has proof!
Dina’s new boyfriend is a rapist and a bad influence around his kids.
Dina has had more than five drunk driving incidents resulting in accidents, which have not been caught by police.”

What a fked up family. Divorce can really cause the fangs to come out. No wonder Lindsay is so screwed up.

Owen Wilson's Friend Cause Of His Overdose?

2007-08-29T10:49:00.001-04:00

Courtney Love reportedly blames former boyfriend Steve Coogan’s notorious lifestyle as being partly responsible for Owen Wilson’s troubles. Love reportedly suggests Coogan's drug-taking and bad influence pushed Wilson, 38, over the edge. Owen Wilson, reportedly slashed his wrists and may have indulged in a cocktail of illegal drugs, including crystal meth and OxyContin, is reportedly a close friend of Mr. Coogan.
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Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse Impersonators?

2007-08-29T10:40:00.001-04:00

The British comedy duo Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are making fun of troubled Amy Winehouse and American Britney Spears on their show, A Bucket of French and Saunders. By the look of those two it could be hilarious.
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Keira Knightly Looks Thin In Venice

2007-08-29T10:30:00.000-04:00

Keira Knightley is looking like a little bag of bones. She was in Venice promating her film, Atonement. Keira reportedly denied having an eating disorder last year. But she sure is looking gaunt in Venice.
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Amy Winehouse Enjoying Beach Time

2007-08-28T18:39:00.001-04:00

Amy Winehouse is struting her stuff on the beach as she and hubby do a little vacationing. It looks like Amy is relaxing quite well. Her and hubby are just chilling out. I guess they are enjoying being away from their London party crashing days for awhile. Hopefully this recreation time will help them get cleaned up from their booze and drug craziness long enough to realise clean living is so much better than drug hazed danger.

Lily Allen Needs To Stay in Her Plastic Bag

2007-08-28T09:43:00.001-04:00

BOBBY KRAY, a reggae singer, reportedly dumped a bottle of beer over Lily Allen’s drunken head. Lily pushed the singer of stage at the Notting Hill Stage and was rewarded with a head full of beer. I knew that ego inflated biotche should of stayed in her plastic bag, at least it would have kept her dry. A source reportedly told The Sun “Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off. “He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”

Amy Winehouse Flies of Into The Blue Sky

2007-08-28T09:31:00.000-04:00

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse doesn’t want to leave her hubby Blake alone so rather than going into rehab again the messed up couple decided to fly away on holiday. The couple of fked up druggies reportedly took of on Sunday. A source reportedly told The Sun that the idea from Amy’s management team and her father was a good idea, “This holiday has been booked for a little while. Her management and father thought it was a good idea. Blake won’t go back to rehab and she won’t be parted from him, so this was the next best thing. At least it gets her away from drugs in London.”
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Lets hope those two can’t buy a high where ever they are vacationing. And hopefully there’s a good hospital there, just in case they can blow their minds.

Lindsay Lohan Preparing For Her 82 Minute Jail Time?

2007-08-27T19:02:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan poses as she does her rehab yoga exercises for an OK! Mag. shoot. Lindsay is probably getting ready for her 82 minutes in jail for her DUI convictions.

Notting Hill Carnival Rocks

2007-08-27T14:00:00.000-04:00

This is the place to be for a little vacation viewing. And if your an English copper it's even more enjoyable. The Daily Mail reports that over 2 million revellers have crashed onto London's largest street party, the Notting Hill Carnival. The Caribbean party atmosphere looks absolutely scrumptious.

Mel B. Reportedly Likes Threesomes With Women?

2007-08-27T13:57:00.001-04:00

Well here’s a spicy story about Scary Spice. Mel B. reportedly has two year affair with two women. She reportedly had a lesbian affair with Christa Parker, 35 year old mother who then introduced the Spice girl to a friend Elizabeth Rodriguez,26, who was apparently a sex-toy sales person. All three women reportedly had a threesome liaison in bed. Wow, those Brit Spice girls really know how to romp and have fun.
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Michael Vick Reportedly Finds Jesus?

2007-08-27T12:38:00.000-04:00

After pleading guilty, Michael Vick, the fallen NFL hero reportedly found Jesus. Michael reportedly said this to reporters after his guilty plea, "I will redeem myself" said Vick, "I have to." "I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so that means I need to grow up."
"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to be a better Michael Vick the person, not the football player."
The judge reportedly told Mr. Vick, "You're taking your chances here. You'll have to live with whatever decision I make."
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He needs to grow up? How old is he, 16. Well at least he found Jesus. Most criminals find Jesus just before sentencing. It tends to reduce jail time received. Whether it saves their wreatched soul or not is a question left up to religious theologians.

Jessica Alba Doesn't Trust Men

2007-08-27T11:17:00.001-04:00

According to People, Jessica Alba said this is the reason why she doesn’t trust men at the Teen Choice Awards,
"I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross," Jessica Alba, 26, told a rapt audience as she accepted the female hottie award. "Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb." She added, with a laugh: "Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!"
The actress elaborated in the press room that Ross "promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again."

Call me Jessica, I'll pick you first for my ball team.

Madonna's New Song Reportedly Sucks

2007-08-27T11:02:00.001-04:00

One of Madonna’s new songs was not very well liked by party goers at Club 13 according to Page Six source at the club. A source reportedly said, "Everyone cheered and was excited, but when it started playing, few were dancing. The song sounds almost exactly like Britney's Slave to You, which Pharrell Williams produced. The response was tepid at best. They need to go back to the drawing board with that one."

Madonna should retire now. She’s floating on the past. It’s kind of hard to please the young dancers when your pushing 50. Being a virgin again may be possible by plastic surgery but making young inspiring music is better left to the young.

Oprah Winfrey Should Be The President

2007-08-27T10:48:00.000-04:00

Oprah Winfrey is reportedly going to host a huge fund raising party at her $64 million estate for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama on September 8th. The guests are not allowed into the rich T.V. star’s mansion though. I guess they will have to use the porta potty. Oprah’s staff also reportedly were trying to get some rooms cancelled by a wedding party that have a lot of rooms reserved at San Ysidro Ranch. She wants the rooms for her guests. "Due to the proximity to and the cachet of the ranch to Oprah Winfrey's estate, Oprah's people have been calling the bride to either move or vacate some of the rooms to accommodate her guest list," a Page Six source reportedly snitched. "The bride, an attorney, is not budging."
George Clooney, Halle Berry, Jamie Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg, Obama supporters, will be there.
"My money isn't going to make any difference. My value to him - my support of him - is probably worth more than any other check that I could write," she told Larry King.
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Oprah Winfrey is the Queen of T.V. talk shows for sure and she can influence a lot of T.V. viewers for sure. She can also cause celebrities to show up to her party to support Obama just so they can hobnob with Oprah herself. But Oprah is not a politician and Obama is not an experienced political heavyweight. He’s a rookie who actually said in a political debate, he would endorse an invasion of Pakistan without Pakistan’s government approval to bomb the sht out of the country because there might be some terrorists hiding there. If he really believes that the U.S. will be in deeper sht than their in now. Obama will have to bomb a lot of countries, because quite a few countries do not agree with the U.S,’s foreign policy. Oprah should keep her mouth shut instead of getting a bunch of know nothing a**holes to vote a certain way because Oprah wants them to. Didn’t Oprah learn from her mistakes for endorsing a book of lies that millions of people bought because Oprah said to buy it. Just because you’re the Queen of T.V. doesn’t allow you to not research stuff before endorsing it. Just because Obama is black doesn’t make Oprah the expert on a person’s qualities to be a great President. If Obama is voted to become President by people who decide he is, on their own knowledge and belief of the man’s abilities to run the country, great. But if they vote just because Oprah tells them to, then Oprah may as well become the President.

TomKat Katie Falls Down and Cuts Her Leg But Suri is Uninjured

2007-08-24T19:37:00.000-04:00

Katie Holmes reportedly doesn’t sleep in Tom’s bedroom. Well that’s not a surprise now is it. Loud snoring by Tom Cruise is reported as the problem. According to a source that told Star Mag., "It's a situation that works for both of them". Guess a little nooky is to much for Tom’s nostrils.
Also Katie had a little fall while shopping with Suri in Paris. She tripped on her high heels and fell and scrapped her leg. Fortunately a body guard grabbed little Suri. Bet Tom is going to give her hell for that.
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Katie may be sent back to headquarters to be reprogrammed by head Scientology units. They will straighten out her sloppiness.

Perez Hilton Reports That Fidel Castro Has Died

2007-08-24T18:44:00.000-04:00

The President of Cuba, Fidel Castro is dead, according to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. The authorities are reportedly waiting to announce his death. Fidel Castro over threw the dictator Fulgencio Batista in 1959 and became the Prime Minister of Cuba. Castro became the President of Cuba in 1976. He is also the Commander in Chief which makes him in control of Cuba’s Miltary.
Fidel’s opponents call him a dictator, but his supporters love him as a charismatic liberator. Some reports say the C.I.A. tried to assassinate Castro about 638 times. Fidel said this about surviving all the assassination attempts against him, "If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal."
Fidel Castro has been quite ill recently and his brother Raul has been in charge of Cuba for the last year or so.

Lindsay Lohan's Mom Doesn't Seem To Be Thankful For Lindsay's Break With Justice

2007-08-24T13:36:00.000-04:00

White Oprah, Dina Lohan, seems to be a little delusional to say the least. She reportedly told Eonline about Lindsay’s jail time, which by the way is reportedly only going to be 1 to 4 days max behind bars, “It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”
Dina Lohan also reportedly told 24Sizzler.com, “My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail!”

Holy cow. What a cow. Lindsay Lohan got a great deal after all her reportedly drug and alcohol escapades driving around half crazed smashing her car once and then reportedly another time chasing another vehicle down the highway like a crazed drunken lunatic. Dina should be on her knees thanking the justice system for giving Lindsay a break. Paris Hilton did less than Lindsay and had to spend 20+ days in jail. Certainly Lindsay can spend a night or two alone without cracking up.

Brangelina Get Matching Tattoos While In Chicago?

2007-08-24T13:12:00.000-04:00

The American Royal family, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly got matching tattoos in Chicago from the Chicago Tattooing Co.
A source reportedly said: "An artist from the company slipped up to the 18th floor of the Peninsula Hotel.
"He spent the better part of a day needling Angelina and Brad, and some members of staff and security team."
This reportedly would be Angelina’s fourteenth tattoo.
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The rumour of Angelina possibly having hepatitis must be bogus. Or else her getting another tattoo is maybe bogus.

Pete Doherty Realizes He Needs To Go To Rehab

2007-08-24T13:08:00.000-04:00

Pete Doherty has reportedly decided to go into rehab at Clouds Rehab Centre. Joan Cassidy, Petey’s aunt reportedly persuaded him that the only way to stay out of trouble is too seek professional help.
Joan's son-in-law, Barry Parsons, reportedly told the Daily Star: “Pete’s decided it’s best to go into rehab. He really wants to make a go of changing his ways.
“So far despite our help, he has struggled to do it and that’s why he’s seeking help elsewhere.”
Pete is going to appear in court on September 4th to face more drug charges.
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The Babyshambles singer just got of with more drug charges on a technicality, and there are rumours swirling around that Petey assaulted someone recently. He probably came to the realization that he will be going to jail soon, so he decided to go to rehab hoping that he can impress the court and get probation again instead of jail time. Put that druggy behind bars for a while because a stay in a luxury rehab center isn’t going to reform that drug addicted a**hole who just wants to get high and fk every little ho-hum in Britain.

Lindsay Lohan Makes a Statement

2007-08-24T11:13:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan Speaks:
“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have. I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.”
- Lindsay Lohan, in a statement released on Thursday

Okay Lindsay, that is one fine statement. I hope you will take advantage of the breaks you got from law enforcement and become a healthy and responsible person. We all shall find out from you in the future. And hire a chauffer, just in case.

Amy Winehouse is Totally Screwed Up

2007-08-24T11:05:00.000-04:00

After Amy reportedly cut up her hubby Blake's face she texted to PerezHilton saying this about Blake,
“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other. Take back what you said on the blog. I thought you was my girl. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

If Wino doesn't get her sht together she will be joining the likes of Jimmy and Janis in invisible never never land. Amy please go to REHAB,NOW.

Britney Spears Starts up the Party Train Again

2007-08-24T10:48:00.001-04:00

Britney's back. And she's a hard party girl again. Here's Britney with a new mystery man.
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Brad Pitt's New Movie Trailer Is Out And About

2007-08-23T15:57:00.000-04:00

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford , starring Brad Pitt as his boyhood hero Jesse James, movie trailer has been released. Watch it at JustJared. I think it stinks but hey to each his own. I think Pitt is going to lose a bundle on that overpriced movie.

TomKat Shops in Paris

2007-08-23T14:04:00.001-04:00

Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes does a little shopping in Paris with tiny daughter Suri. I guess Katie has to do something while her hubby Tom acts in his latest movie in Germany. Finishing up that movie where Tom tries to kill Hitler is taking a long time. I guess that’s because some Germans think Mr. Cruise is a leader of a cult. Those scared Germans probably thing Tom is really trying to recruit Germans and turn them into Scientologists. More likely Tom is just searching Germany for another place where his religious compatriots can make a sign that can be seen from outer space in case the spaceship misses their space vault sign that is in a desert in America. Katie is looking more and more like a space cadet every day.
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Obama Girl Gets Naked?

2007-08-23T13:45:00.001-04:00

Barrack Obama’s beautiful you tube dancing girl supporter has reportedly jumped to now liking Hillary Clinton. Obama girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, reportedly said to Steppin' Out Magazine, "I have to say I'm very impressed with Hillary Clinton. I watched the recent debates and I liked a lot of her answers!"
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Amber is also reportedly going to be flashing her body parts for Playboy in an upcoming edition. Who the fk cares who she likes. She must think that she can convince Hilary to show a little more cleavage. People just want to see your naked ass for the most part Amber. Some rich single men might chase after your naked butt. So don’t pretend you are really intelligent or those a**hole rich guys will dump your sexual gold digger actions quicker than oysters sliding down there throats.

Britney Spears New Song Dreadful?

2007-08-23T13:22:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show just completely makes me want to throw up stuff from my innards. Some people might like it but they would only be slightly challenged or completely fked. I really don’t want to hear Britney singing about her ex husband’s leaving her. And not the 48 hour hubby either. Ok Britney we know you were mourning away to long over that gold digger K-Fed. Accept it. Go to Europe for a few years and make that golden boy fly over there to see his kiddies and pick up his monthly checks. Tell goldy boy to use some of his own $14 million to have some quality time with his golden spawn offspring.

Lindsay Lohan in Rehab?? Drug Charges Against Lohan Rumoured to be Dropped

2007-08-22T18:53:00.001-04:00

After Lindsay Lohan was bragging about how she was really into the rehab to change her selfishness she is at a store with family talking on a cell phone. Lindsay had to make sure no one at rehab could hear who she was talking to. Lindsay reportedly is using a cell phone in rehab even though cell phones are not allowed in the rehab facility. There's also a rumour around saying Lindsay was caught in a bathroom with a male rehab resident involved in a little hanky panky. Lindsay probably got tired of jerking around or off with the equines. And Lindsay is probably just calling friends and bragging about how she fooled the justice authorities into believing she was a born again catholic who was really thinking about becoming a nun and they are going to let her pay a fine, go on probation for a while and take acting lessons. The rumours are now saying that the three drug charges against Lindsay will be dropped and then Lindsay may plead guilty to some charges and will only get about 4 days in jail and then probation.

Jenna Jameson's Adult Movie Making Comes To An End- She Also Got Rid Of Her Big Boob Implants

2007-08-22T18:12:00.000-04:00

Jenna Jameson, the adult film star is reportedly retiring from adult films. Also Jenna told US Weekly that she had her implant boobs removed to.
Jenna said the following to US Weekly,
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

Boo-Hoo, there's going to be a whole lot of porno movie lovers being suddenly limp and crying over this news from Jenna.

Bill Murry Caught Drunk Driving a Golf Cart in Sweden?

2007-08-22T15:54:00.000-04:00

"Caddyshack" star Bill Murray was pulled over in downtown Stockholm after admittedly driving drunk in a golf cart, but he refused a breath test saying he was protected by U.S. law.
Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of Stockholm police said, "He was out driving that electrical car right in the middle of Stockholm city. "The police thought it looked a bit strange, so they stopped him."
The officers noticed that Murray smelled of alcohol, but he refused to take a breath test, citing U.S. law — which has no bearing in Sweden, Holmlund said.
"He just got hung up on references to American legislation," he said, adding Murray later agreed to a blood test at a police station.
He said Murray was cooperative and was released after the test. The results will be ready in two weeks.
Murray signed a document admitting he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said.
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Well no wonder Murry got a little tipsy. He was hanging out with John Daly. The funny man must of thought it was ok to drive an electric golf cart around Sweden while being slightly pissed with booze not to mention pissed of at the Swedish police.

Foxy Brown Going To Jail?

2007-08-22T12:29:00.000-04:00

Foxy Brown is reportedly being sent to jail for violating her probation. TMZ has reported that judge Melissa Jackson sent Foxy to jail. A source reportedly told TMZ that Foxy Brown’s face was priceless when the judge made the decision to send her to jail. Foxy reportedly told the court that she was pregnant and planned to get married too. I guess she thought that would spare her a** from going to jail. Foxy reportedly will have to stay in jail until her next court appearance on Sept 7th.

Pete Doherty's Kitten Became A Crack Head?

2007-08-22T12:09:00.001-04:00

The British leading crack head’s pet is reportedly baked on cocaine. Pete Dopamine Doherty’s cat, Dinger, which is slang for syringe, recently gave birth to five kittens. One of those kittens got sick and forced Dopamine to take it to the vet. Cocaine was reportedly found in the poor little kitty.
An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."
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The only way to protect animals and himself from Dopamine’s own idiocy is to send him to prison for a year or two. Come on PETA, go after that animal abusing a**hole. The police and justice authorities in Britain seem to keep letting that druggy get away with all his illegal actions.

Amy Winehouse Reportedly Out Of Rehab Again

2007-08-21T17:11:00.000-04:00

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse and her hubby Blake left rehab, The Causeway Clinic in Essex. A source reportedly said, “It is supposed to be a peaceful backdrop to help people deal with their problems. But Amy and Blake kept rowing and spoiling the ambience. “While Amy would be welcomed back with open arms, I’m not sure they’d say the same for Blake."

Those two drug addicted need to both go into different rehab centers before they od. They should break up for awhile, get clean and then see if they can work things out with out the drugs, booze and cutting each other. There are rumours that Blake is trying to match his Idol Pete Doherty. Amy should kick him out of her life for a while, get straightened out and then see if he will also get drug free if he wants to get Amy back. If he doesn’t want to give up Doherty then let him go live with Petey boy.

Pete Doherty Escapes Drug Charges Due To A Technicality

2007-08-21T16:43:00.000-04:00

Pete Doherty escapes his latest drug charges due to a technicality. A judge reportedly said, "Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period." Petey is like a magician. He’s been charged so many times and yet he still is roaming around like a free bird.
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Melanie Brown Defends Her Wife Beater Husband

2007-08-21T16:34:00.001-04:00

Mel B., Spice Girl, Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, was charged with beating a woman in 2003. Mel B. reportedly told Hello! Mag., "They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not. "If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman. He hasn't been the best of people. I know everything that he's done. He went through group therapy and counselling, but he's fully aware of what he's done."
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Ok Scary, but did you know hubby reportedly also beat up a duck too. If you don’t get it together, PETA will be coming after your hubby and it will not look good for the up-coming Spice Girls reunion tour. So get it together before they kick you out of the space cadets special tour. Or maybe you like getting your ass slapped until it’s red. You kinky girl you.

Jessica Simpson Is No Spoiled Brat Says Vivica Fox She's Just A Big Mouth Nitwit I Say

2007-08-21T16:07:00.000-04:00

Jessica Simpson’s Diva like acting on the site of her new movie, Major Movie Star, has been called lies by her co-star Vivica A. Fox. Fox reportedly told People that she was “shocked” when Simpson was called a “spoiled brat.”
"Those vicious lies they put out were just that – lies," Fox, 43, reportedly said Saturday. "She was so much of a team player. She was gracious and so down to earth." Fox said about Jessica , "She showed a lot of physicality, like 90 percent of all her own stunts, and she sacrificed so much of her body for this movie."
"During the scene," remembers Fox, "she looked really intense when I looked in her eyes, and I just thought she was really into it. But when the director [Steve Miner] yelled, 'Cut,' Jessica came over to me and said, 'Vivica I hit my nose with the gun.' "
Explains Fox, "We got ice immediately ... Most girls would've stopped right then and there, but she was ready to do another take. She's wonderful."
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Nothing like trying to blow up some publicity for your movie by bragging how good big mouth Jessica is. That movie probably sucks and stinks like Simpson’s relation ship with Nick. It will more than likely drop from the big screen to DVD within a month. If only they put Jessica in her bathing suits while she carried a gun the movie would have hit # 1 for a weekend.

Lindsay Lohan Walking The Dog In Rehab

2007-08-21T13:09:00.001-04:00

Lindsay Lohan was spotted doing a rehab walk in Sundance, Utah with some customers at the Cirque Lodge. I guess they were out walking and talking about all their drunken driving escapades, there drug induced stupefied party episodes, and their being rushed to the hospital in a comatose state of oblivion. Most people can’t even afford to vacation in such a nice place, but those fked up public rejects can. Lindsay looks okay, but then she always does when she’s in rehab. It’s when she gets out she falls back into the bottle and God knows what else. Lindsay should just stay in rehab until she goes to court and then gets sentenced to a short jail time. That will keep her free from booze and drugs and maybe smarten her up enough to realize there’s more to life than partying, getting high and getting fked by other drug addicted assholes. And take some more acting lessons to because your movie roles really suck.

Michael Vick Has Run Himself Into Jail Rather Than The End Zone

2007-08-21T11:53:00.000-04:00

Michael Vick is going to jail most likely after he accepts a plea deal on those bloody dog fighting charges and Vick pleads guilty to felony conspiracy next Monday. Vick is likely to receive 18 months to 36 months in jail. Most likely the 18 months and then he will get out early on good behaviour. Vick’s Great NFL career is still being discussed by Vick’s lawyer and the Commissioner’s office. I’m thinking Vick will be banned from playing for at least one year and maybe even two or three years because Vick lied to the NFL Commissioner about his involvement with the dog fighting business. Michael Vick will be losing a big chunk of his $120 million deal with the Atlanta Falcons. I just can’t understand how Michael could be involved in such a seedy and downright cruel business of dog fighting and risking his football career, his reputation, all his extra endorsement deals. Certainly he could have just refused the dog fighting business and helped his so called friends or associates by getting them involved in some legitimate business enterprises. Michael Vick’s lawyer is saying, Mike is accepting full responsibility. As well, Vick should!!

K-Fed to Be On One Tree Hill?

2007-08-21T11:45:00.000-04:00

K-Fed is going to do a one guest star episode on One Tree Hill. Tmz reportedly said that K-Fed would only do it if it didn’t mess up his custody arrangements. Nothing to mess up Britney’s cash rolling in. Reportedly he will be shooting this week in Carolina.

Madonna Haunted By Bird Souls Guy Ritchie Breaks Gamekeepers Arm

2007-08-20T21:36:00.000-04:00

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s gamekeeper has reportedly left town. Martin Taylor who used to be in charge of the famous couple’s game on the estate apparently had to leave after Madonna became in fear of the birds she had murdered starting to haunt her with their souls. Stella McCartney and Trudie Styler, Modonna friends, reportedly changed Madonna’s mind on the hunting of game on her estate which ended up costing Taylor his job. Well that and the broken arm Taylor reportedly got from Madonna’s hubby Guy Ritchie in a fun little wrestling on the lawn. Well I guess if one is to be headlining the Live Earth concert, one can’t be blasting little birds out of the sky on a $20 million estate.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Stuck In Mexico

2007-08-20T21:22:00.001-04:00

Dog the Bounty Hunter will apparently have to spend a longer vacation time in Mexico because the Americans will not let him and his family come home. The Mexicans freed the dog man from his kidnapping charges down south but the US Office of International Affairs will not release the bond. Dog and his wife Beth reportedly said, "We love this country and are proud to be Americans, so this is absolutely devastating that we can now roam free in Mexico, but not in our own country." The judge handling Dog’s case is apparently gone on vacation until some time in October. Can’t the American authorities just get another judge to let Dog back in. I guess Dog upset someone in the Justice System of America and they are punishing the Hunter of humans by keeping his ex-criminal butt in Mexico.
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Paris Hilton Rumoured To Become a Celebrity Brother

2007-08-20T20:48:00.000-04:00

The rumours about Paris Hilton going on Celebrity Big Brother for a cool $600,000 are still swirling around that Ho-Hum’s ass. Paris just launched a new fashion line which reportedly sold out very quickly where she appeared wearing her own skanky stuff. A source from Big Brother reportedly said Paris was told, Name your own price. Well at least Paris, if she signs on will be spending a while with room mates and receiving money rather than cat calls by dykes and horny jailbirds. Paris also won’t have to have mystery meat for food either. It will be like heaven Paris. Go for it. I bet your room mates will have you crying after three days, unless of course they aren’t allowed to hurt your feelings.

Lily Allen Trashes George Bush

2007-08-20T20:41:00.000-04:00

Lily Allen blogs against President Bush but doesn’t say it has anything to do with her not having a visa to come back to the United States.
“Monday, August 20, 2007
hello all
v festival was great, thanks to everybody who came ,
i just want all my fans to know this ,
I have called george bush a c**t at pretty much every show i have played over the past year , that is because I think he is one and i stand by that . You can make up your own mind as to whether you agree with me or not , thats just how i feel . Just because i hate george bush doesnt mean I hate america , quite the opposite , I think the US is a great place and I am really sad that I cant be there for my commitments scheduled for the near future . what i said about George Bush this weekend bears no relation to what happened a couple of weeks ago with my visa , that is an issue with the US immigration service . I just wanted to let you all know that my ” foul mouthed tirade ” so widely reported over the past couple of days is actually pretty rehearsed and ive beeen saying it long before all this visa issue .
also me raising a drink to Amy , was just that , showing my support for her . I’ve been around enough substance abuse and alcoholism to know that it’s a serious matter , and not to be taken lightly .
im sorry, i wanted to write this because i felt like if i didn’t say anything you all might believe the rubbish your being fed .
Lily”
Yes thank you Lily. Now go get back into your plastic bag and stop making people get sic when they see your short ass.
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Amy Winehouse's Mom Speaks About Amy's Troubles

2007-08-20T12:11:00.000-04:00

Janis Winehouse, Amy’s Mom, reportedly told The Mail, "She looked terrible. She was lucky to be alive. I think her brain's addled. This isn't Amy. I hugged her and kept saying, "What are you doing to yourself? She has said to me, "I don't think I'm going to survive that long." "Sometimes I don't phone her because if I don't phone her, I don't get hurt,' She can't just brush me off and say she's too busy or too tired."
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Sounds like Amy just wants to be away from her nosey mother. Hopefully Amy is in rehab and getting her sht together along with her husband getting his sht together too. The mother should stop talking to the media sluts who just want to spread a story about Amy. What are you trying to become Janis, the White Oprah of Britain.

Pete Doherty Saves Someone Then Gets Arrested Again

2007-08-20T11:42:00.000-04:00

According to The Sun, Pete, Drug Infested, Doherty and his pals, bandmates, were driving to V Festival when a car crashed and caught on fire. Reportedly Pete and his buds pulled a guy from the vehicle. A source reportedly said, "They saw the overturned car billowing with smoke in the middle of the carriageway. They stopped and pulled a guy in his 50s from the vehicle. He had hit a concrete block on the side of the road and the car flipped over. The man was insisting that he had only had a few fruit juices, but they thought he was protesting a bit too much.”
Petey was probably just couldn’t find his lighter and told his buddies to stop while he got a joint lit up. Then they decided they might as well pull the guy out because he might have some money to help them buy some more sht after the Festival. Pete must have gotten some and decided to celebrate after the Festival because Petey boy got arrested again in London early in the morning for , what do you think?, drug possesion. Yuppers. Nothing like saving a life and singing and then scoring some primo drugs to blow your mind. What a hero Petey is. I guess Petey will get lots of time to save some jailbirds very soon when he goes to the big house where he can sing in concerts for British finest crooks.
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How in hell is this man child still out of jail.

Britney Spears Ex K-Fed Party Boy

2007-08-20T11:22:00.000-04:00

Now that K-Fed has gotten Britney Spears all served up with court papers to all his spies that hang with Spears he decided to celebrate his little coup by partying with his boys and Ho-Hums in Las Vegas. He’s probably adding up all the extra support payments he’s trying to get from little pop star Britney. Britney needs to try and hire a few of K-Fed’s boys and Ho-Hums to get some pics of goody boy Federline rolling up spliffs or sniffing a few white line arrangements to surprise the judge in court. Send that gold digger boy packing with a old clunker of a car, a few thousand bucks and a bodyguard kick in the butt. He deserves no more.
And listen to this crap from his ex. Shar Jackson reportedly told TMZ that K-Fed is a great father even though he left her ass knocked up for Britney Spears. Yes, all great fathers leave the mother of their child for a rich pop star don’t they? Oh my, nothing like living in La, La , land.
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Paris Hilton Corrupting Youngsters With Her Fashion?

2007-08-17T11:27:00.001-04:00

Paris Hilton is actually making fashion for kids. Hilton debuted her fashion line for adults and kids at Kitson. I can see where dumb ass adults would buy something to where to look like that dumb ass no good rich celebrity, but putting a child into that skanks clothes is sort of like child abuse. What a role model for kiddies, a former jailbird, drunk driver, sex-tape actress, no educated Ho-Hum idol. Some parents just shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. Maybe the authorities would open up Zing-Zing for them to have a little 40 year vacation.

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Star Jones Talks With Dianne Sawyer

2007-08-17T10:29:00.000-04:00

Amy Winehouse Looks Okay

2007-08-16T19:28:00.000-04:00

Here are some pics of rehab no no no girl Amy Winehouse looking quite well roaming around in Britain. Looks like she scared herself straight. And without hubby tagging along she looks a wee bit happy. Amy must recover quickly. Hopefully she will stay looking good.

Britney Spears Train Wreck Keeps Rolling Along

2007-08-16T13:14:00.001-04:00

The Britney Spears saga continues along like a never ending train wreck. From one sad image to another sad story Britney can't escape the tragedy of a family in love to a family in disrepair. Because of Britney's rumours about her being possibly bi-polar or maybe bi-sexual, K-Fed probably has gotten a lead in the custody battle over their kiddies. With Britney's cousin and Britney's former assistant subpoenaed to testify in the custody battle between Spears and Federline it's starting to look bleak for Britney keeping custody of both kiddies. Mistakes or not, those two kids need to be kept clear of all this media attention for their own sake. From one parent who admits being a pothead to the other one obviously drinking to much booze, a family judge is going to be confronted with a very complicated custody decision fit for King Solomon. And we keep getting bombarded with Photoshopped images of a Britney Spears who is still able to sell stuff.

Anne Hathaway Enjoys a Little Boat Sucking

2007-08-15T12:28:00.000-04:00

Anne Hathaway likes to suck her boyfriends nipples while boating. She even shows him her pole impression while Raffaello Follieri talks on his cellphone. Nothing like a little oral boat cruising during the summer. He looks so relaxed after hanging up or just getting up for Anne's lip smacking.

Madonna Accused of Injecting Herself With a Needle on a Plane

2007-08-15T11:56:00.000-04:00

Reports are out that Madonna injected herself with a needle full of vitamins on a commercial transatlantic flight. How did she manage to board a commercial flight with a needle in the first place. Hard to believe. A nefarious person could possibly hijack a plane with a needle, saying it was filled with HIV blood or filled with Lindsay Lohan’s blood and he was going to inject the pilot who would then start chasing other planes around the sky, blaming his fellow pilots with insubordination or leaving him all alone in the friendly blue skies. A passenger on the flight reportedly said: “Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself.”
Hogwash me thinks.
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Paris Hilton Wants Half a Million To Party?

2007-08-15T10:32:00.000-04:00

Nothing like getting paid to party. Page Six is reporting that the Hilton sisters are asking for $500,000 to show up for a Vegas New Years Eve Bash. Reportedly Paris will appear at a few places and her sister Nicky Hilton will do a fashion show of her stuff and model them herself. Wowee, what a way to make money. Get paid for free advertising while you party on New Years eve. Hilton's rep reportedly said, "That is not accurate."
Reportedly Paris was only asking $100,000 last year. Amazing what a little jail time does to increase your asking price. What a great role model for young women. Get your sex tape released on the internet. Then ask for money to appear at clubs. Get arrested for DUI. Then drive with your suspended drivers licence. Pretend you were too stupid to know you were not allowed to drive because your lawyer was stupider than you were. Are people of the world so starved for attention that they will pay big cover charges at a club just because some high class or even low class celebrity will be making a quick show up at a club and collect $10,000 to $50,000. Or in Paris’s case, $500,000. Damn it people, just sneak down on Malibu beach and get a great look at Paris’s skanky ass for free.

Jessica Simpson Wanted a Baby For a Birthday Gift Once

2007-08-14T13:25:00.000-04:00

I can’t believe a 16 year old girl could be so naïve to ask daddy for a little baby in an orphanage for a birthday gift. Doh. Even Homer wouldn’t be so silly. Jessica Simpson actually said that to her minister dad on a missionary trip when she was 16 years old. Jessica reportedly told Self Magazine this, "My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad can I have him for my birthday, please."
I guess she wasn’t the sharpest tack in the box at 16. Maybe now she will send some of her bikini collection to an orphanage somewhere. She could stuff them in her mouth and sneak them through customs.

Courtney Love in Harper's Bazaar

2007-08-14T13:08:00.001-04:00

Courtney on her weight loss:
“I’ve lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined… Some people think it’s about weight loss, but it’s about detoxing.”

Courtney on some actresses dieting habits:
“I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying ‘Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”

Courtney on her troubled past:
“I cracked. And I cracked in public, and so I lost all of my credibility. For many years, I took pills. I felt like I had this dirty secret. Other people can have glasses of wine and things like that because they’re normal people who can do things like that. But if you’re allergic to that stuff, you just are, and you can’t.”

Maybe Love should have moved to the beautiful place depicted in the pic to the right. Nothing like a little Craik to help you loose weight. Heroin seems to help too.

Melanie Brown Gets Hitched To an Animal Hater?

2007-08-14T13:04:00.001-04:00

Mel B’s new hubby is reportedly wanted for popping off a duck in New Jersey with a brick outside his home. Reportedly a police rep stated to The Sun, "A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offense. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.” Reportedly he owes a $600.00 fine. Ah, nothing like a Space cadet getting hitched to a duck hater. I bet he just wanted to have a duck dinner for a dick head.

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Larry Birkhead Going To Kentucky For Dannilynn's First Birthday Party?

2007-08-14T11:59:00.000-04:00

Larry Birkhead’s daughter Dannilynn is going to Lousiville with cash hungry dad to celebrate her first birthday. Reportedly Birkhead is going to be having his little girl’s birthday at the house where he met Anna Nicole Smith, Tricia Barnstable Brown’s Lousiville home, a place where there‘s an annual Kentucky Derby party. Tricia reportedly said, “Something very magical will be happening at my house the first week of September, and it will be fit for a tiny little princess.”
Dear old cash hungry dad Larry will probably be selling exclusive pics to the highest bidding magazine. Nothing like making some loot of a famous gold digger’s little girl.
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Angelina Jolie's Lover Speaks Out?

2007-08-13T11:32:00.000-04:00

Angie Jolie’s ex lesbo lover reportedly said this about Angie’s comments that she gave all her lesbo tendencies up for Brad Pitt and a family, "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man."
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Britney Spears Finds Truth?

2007-08-13T10:12:00.001-04:00

Britney Spears is into reading now. She reportedly bought a classic, a $12.95 Hallmark gift volume called, 50 Truths Worth Knowing, and some candles at a L.A. drugstore.
For a girl who wants to be Paris Hilton’s party friend again, Britney certainly needs to find out some kind of truths alright. Here,s a list of truths worth keeping in one’s brain,
1. Always wear panties when out in public.
2. Never attack vehicles with an umbrella.
3. Don’t have bodyguards that beat on Photographers.
4. Don’t carry around your children while drinking.
5. Ban all cameras when getting nude with college boys.
6. Quit smoking in the company of minors.
7. Get friends you can trust.
8. Run of to the circus and be a real clown.
9. Stop trying to recreate the past career.
10. Change your name to Osama and buy a village in Pakistan.

Rosie O'Donnell Battles Hog Owner?

2007-08-13T09:40:00.000-04:00

Rosie argues with a bald muscle bound motorcycle hog a**hole intolerant shthead. The guy reportedly comes running out of a restaurant and calls Rosie down to the lowest for messing with his bike. Rosie should have then run over his bike, I would have. Below is some of Rosie’s blog post about this ars*hole,

“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide
he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed
not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight
i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

Britney Spears Cousin Alli Sims Gets Served?

2007-08-13T09:24:00.000-04:00

Kevin Federline’s lawyer reportedly served Britney’s cousin Alli Simms with papers in K-Fed’s ongoing dispute with Britney Spears over custody of their kiddies. Alli was reportedly very upset at the 3am serving of legalise while she was at a house party. Nothing like getting approached by former Israeli Counter Terror commandos at 3 in the morning. The custody battle between K-Fed and Spears is getting nastier by the day.
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Hollywood Circle Jerks

2007-08-12T12:03:00.000-04:00

Well here are the famous dickheads getting ready for their circle jerk. After telling each other their fantastic flings with famous Ho-Hums they were reportedly so horned up the circle jerk produced an amazing one billionth of a gram of swimming drug induced sperm boys. KFed, Pete Wentz, DJ Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler and Joel Madden in Brett Ratner's basement reportedly shot this pic for a Vanity Fair story about their hook-ups with Hollywood starlets took their fame up a notch. Lol. What, from major a**holes to extraordinary major a**holes. Get ready for the next circle jerk extravaganza jerk offs after the girls read that story.
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Amy Winehouse Trying To Recover From Over Dose?

2007-08-12T11:59:00.000-04:00

Amy Winehouse reportedly over-dosed on heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, horse tranquilliser ketmine and booze, whiskey and vodka during a London pup crawl. Winehouse reportedly told the World News, "It was just crazy—one of the most terrifying moments of my life.
"I don't know how to explain what happened. I don't really know myself.
"I can't remember what I looked like. I couldn't recognise myself. It was terrifying—I was terrified.
"I was so out of control. It just happened. It shocked me. I'm sorry—I just don't know what got into me."
"I never want to feel that way again.
"I've scared myself this time. I was all over the place. I know things have got to change. I have to sort myself out."
"I'm fine. I'll be back at work on Monday. I'm fine, honest."
Her Hubby Blake reportedly rushed her to a hospital where they managed to save Amy. Also there are reports that Amy and Blake are hanging about with Pete Doherty, reportedly one of Britains biggest dope fiends.