Well here’s a spicy story about Scary Spice. Mel B. reportedly has two year affair with two women. She reportedly had a lesbian affair with Christa Parker, 35 year old mother who then introduced the Spice girl to a friend Elizabeth Rodriguez,26, who was apparently a sex-toy sales person. All three women reportedly had a threesome liaison in bed. Wow, those Brit Spice girls really know how to romp and have fun.
After pleading guilty, Michael Vick, the fallen NFL hero reportedly found Jesus. Michael reportedly said this to reporters after his guilty plea, "I will redeem myself" said Vick, "I have to." "I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so that means I need to grow up."
According to People, Jessica Alba said this is the reason why she doesn’t trust men at the Teen Choice Awards,
One of Madonna’s new songs was not very well liked by party goers at Club 13 according to Page Six source at the club. A source reportedly said, "Everyone cheered and was excited, but when it started playing, few were dancing. The song sounds almost exactly like Britney's Slave to You, which Pharrell Williams produced. The response was tepid at best. They need to go back to the drawing board with that one."
Oprah Winfrey is reportedly going to host a huge fund raising party at her $64 million estate for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama on September 8th. The guests are not allowed into the rich T.V. star’s mansion though. I guess they will have to use the porta potty. Oprah’s staff also reportedly were trying to get some rooms cancelled by a wedding party that have a lot of rooms reserved at San Ysidro Ranch. She wants the rooms for her guests. "Due to the proximity to and the cachet of the ranch to Oprah Winfrey's estate, Oprah's people have been calling the bride to either move or vacate some of the rooms to accommodate her guest list," a Page Six source reportedly snitched. "The bride, an attorney, is not budging."
Katie Holmes reportedly doesn’t sleep in Tom’s bedroom. Well that’s not a surprise now is it. Loud snoring by Tom Cruise is reported as the problem. According to a source that told Star Mag., "It's a situation that works for both of them". Guess a little nooky is to much for Tom’s nostrils.
The President of Cuba, Fidel Castro is dead, according to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. The authorities are reportedly waiting to announce his death. Fidel Castro over threw the dictator Fulgencio Batista in 1959 and became the Prime Minister of Cuba. Castro became the President of Cuba in 1976. He is also the Commander in Chief which makes him in control of Cuba’s Miltary.
White Oprah, Dina Lohan, seems to be a little delusional to say the least. She reportedly told Eonline about Lindsay’s jail time, which by the way is reportedly only going to be 1 to 4 days max behind bars, “It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”
The American Royal family, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly got matching tattoos in Chicago from the Chicago Tattooing Co.
Pete Doherty has reportedly decided to go into rehab at Clouds Rehab Centre. Joan Cassidy, Petey’s aunt reportedly persuaded him that the only way to stay out of trouble is too seek professional help.
Lindsay Lohan Speaks:
After Amy reportedly cut up her hubby Blake's face she texted to PerezHilton saying this about Blake,
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford , starring Brad Pitt as his boyhood hero Jesse James, movie trailer has been released. Watch it at JustJared. I think it stinks but hey to each his own. I think Pitt is going to lose a bundle on that overpriced movie.
Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes does a little shopping in Paris with tiny daughter Suri. I guess Katie has to do something while her hubby Tom acts in his latest movie in Germany. Finishing up that movie where Tom tries to kill Hitler is taking a long time. I guess that’s because some Germans think Mr. Cruise is a leader of a cult. Those scared Germans probably thing Tom is really trying to recruit Germans and turn them into Scientologists. More likely Tom is just searching Germany for another place where his religious compatriots can make a sign that can be seen from outer space in case the spaceship misses their space vault sign that is in a desert in America. Katie is looking more and more like a space cadet every day.
Barrack Obama’s beautiful you tube dancing girl supporter has reportedly jumped to now liking Hillary Clinton. Obama girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, reportedly said to Steppin' Out Magazine, "I have to say I'm very impressed with Hillary Clinton. I watched the recent debates and I liked a lot of her answers!"
Britney Spears song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show just completely makes me want to throw up stuff from my innards. Some people might like it but they would only be slightly challenged or completely fked. I really don’t want to hear Britney singing about her ex husband’s leaving her. And not the 48 hour hubby either. Ok Britney we know you were mourning away to long over that gold digger K-Fed. Accept it. Go to Europe for a few years and make that golden boy fly over there to see his kiddies and pick up his monthly checks. Tell goldy boy to use some of his own $14 million to have some quality time with his golden spawn offspring.
After Lindsay Lohan was bragging about how she was really into the rehab to change her selfishness she is at a store with family talking on a cell phone. Lindsay had to make sure no one at rehab could hear who she was talking to. Lindsay reportedly is using a cell phone in rehab even though cell phones are not allowed in the rehab facility. There's also a rumour around saying Lindsay was caught in a bathroom with a male rehab resident involved in a little hanky panky. Lindsay probably got tired of jerking around or off with the equines. And Lindsay is probably just calling friends and bragging about how she fooled the justice authorities into believing she was a born again catholic who was really thinking about becoming a nun and they are going to let her pay a fine, go on probation for a while and take acting lessons. The rumours are now saying that the three drug charges against Lindsay will be dropped and then Lindsay may plead guilty to some charges and will only get about 4 days in jail and then probation.
Jenna Jameson, the adult film star is reportedly retiring from adult films. Also Jenna told US Weekly that she had her implant boobs removed to.
"Caddyshack" star Bill Murray was pulled over in downtown Stockholm after admittedly driving drunk in a golf cart, but he refused a breath test saying he was protected by U.S. law.
Foxy Brown is reportedly being sent to jail for violating her probation. TMZ has reported that judge Melissa Jackson sent Foxy to jail. A source reportedly told TMZ that Foxy Brown’s face was priceless when the judge made the decision to send her to jail. Foxy reportedly told the court that she was pregnant and planned to get married too. I guess she thought that would spare her a** from going to jail. Foxy reportedly will have to stay in jail until her next court appearance on Sept 7th.
The British leading crack head’s pet is reportedly baked on cocaine. Pete Dopamine Doherty’s cat, Dinger, which is slang for syringe, recently gave birth to five kittens. One of those kittens got sick and forced Dopamine to take it to the vet. Cocaine was reportedly found in the poor little kitty.
The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse and her hubby Blake left rehab, The Causeway Clinic in Essex. A source reportedly said, “It is supposed to be a peaceful backdrop to help people deal with their problems. But Amy and Blake kept rowing and spoiling the ambience. “While Amy would be welcomed back with open arms, I’m not sure they’d say the same for Blake."
Pete Doherty escapes his latest drug charges due to a technicality. A judge reportedly said, "Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period." Petey is like a magician. He’s been charged so many times and yet he still is roaming around like a free bird.
Mel B., Spice Girl, Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, was charged with beating a woman in 2003. Mel B. reportedly told Hello! Mag., "They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not. "If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman. He hasn't been the best of people. I know everything that he's done. He went through group therapy and counselling, but he's fully aware of what he's done."
Jessica Simpson’s Diva like acting on the site of her new movie, Major Movie Star, has been called lies by her co-star Vivica A. Fox. Fox reportedly told People that she was “shocked” when Simpson was called a “spoiled brat.”
Lindsay Lohan was spotted doing a rehab walk in Sundance, Utah with some customers at the Cirque Lodge. I guess they were out walking and talking about all their drunken driving escapades, there drug induced stupefied party episodes, and their being rushed to the hospital in a comatose state of oblivion. Most people can’t even afford to vacation in such a nice place, but those fked up public rejects can. Lindsay looks okay, but then she always does when she’s in rehab. It’s when she gets out she falls back into the bottle and God knows what else. Lindsay should just stay in rehab until she goes to court and then gets sentenced to a short jail time. That will keep her free from booze and drugs and maybe smarten her up enough to realize there’s more to life than partying, getting high and getting fked by other drug addicted assholes. And take some more acting lessons to because your movie roles really suck.
Michael Vick is going to jail most likely after he accepts a plea deal on those bloody dog fighting charges and Vick pleads guilty to felony conspiracy next Monday. Vick is likely to receive 18 months to 36 months in jail. Most likely the 18 months and then he will get out early on good behaviour. Vick’s Great NFL career is still being discussed by Vick’s lawyer and the Commissioner’s office. I’m thinking Vick will be banned from playing for at least one year and maybe even two or three years because Vick lied to the NFL Commissioner about his involvement with the dog fighting business. Michael Vick will be losing a big chunk of his $120 million deal with the Atlanta Falcons. I just can’t understand how Michael could be involved in such a seedy and downright cruel business of dog fighting and risking his football career, his reputation, all his extra endorsement deals. Certainly he could have just refused the dog fighting business and helped his so called friends or associates by getting them involved in some legitimate business enterprises. Michael Vick’s lawyer is saying, Mike is accepting full responsibility. As well, Vick should!!
K-Fed is going to do a one guest star episode on One Tree Hill. Tmz reportedly said that K-Fed would only do it if it didn’t mess up his custody arrangements. Nothing to mess up Britney’s cash rolling in. Reportedly he will be shooting this week in Carolina.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s gamekeeper has reportedly left town. Martin Taylor who used to be in charge of the famous couple’s game on the estate apparently had to leave after Madonna became in fear of the birds she had murdered starting to haunt her with their souls. Stella McCartney and Trudie Styler, Modonna friends, reportedly changed Madonna’s mind on the hunting of game on her estate which ended up costing Taylor his job. Well that and the broken arm Taylor reportedly got from Madonna’s hubby Guy Ritchie in a fun little wrestling on the lawn. Well I guess if one is to be headlining the Live Earth concert, one can’t be blasting little birds out of the sky on a $20 million estate.
Dog the Bounty Hunter will apparently have to spend a longer vacation time in Mexico because the Americans will not let him and his family come home. The Mexicans freed the dog man from his kidnapping charges down south but the US Office of International Affairs will not release the bond. Dog and his wife Beth reportedly said, "We love this country and are proud to be Americans, so this is absolutely devastating that we can now roam free in Mexico, but not in our own country." The judge handling Dog’s case is apparently gone on vacation until some time in October. Can’t the American authorities just get another judge to let Dog back in. I guess Dog upset someone in the Justice System of America and they are punishing the Hunter of humans by keeping his ex-criminal butt in Mexico.
The rumours about Paris Hilton going on Celebrity Big Brother for a cool $600,000 are still swirling around that Ho-Hum’s ass. Paris just launched a new fashion line which reportedly sold out very quickly where she appeared wearing her own skanky stuff. A source from Big Brother reportedly said Paris was told, Name your own price. Well at least Paris, if she signs on will be spending a while with room mates and receiving money rather than cat calls by dykes and horny jailbirds. Paris also won’t have to have mystery meat for food either. It will be like heaven Paris. Go for it. I bet your room mates will have you crying after three days, unless of course they aren’t allowed to hurt your feelings.
Lily Allen blogs against President Bush but doesn’t say it has anything to do with her not having a visa to come back to the United States.
Janis Winehouse, Amy’s Mom, reportedly told The Mail, "She looked terrible. She was lucky to be alive. I think her brain's addled. This isn't Amy. I hugged her and kept saying, "What are you doing to yourself? She has said to me, "I don't think I'm going to survive that long." "Sometimes I don't phone her because if I don't phone her, I don't get hurt,' She can't just brush me off and say she's too busy or too tired."
According to The Sun, Pete, Drug Infested, Doherty and his pals, bandmates, were driving to V Festival when a car crashed and caught on fire. Reportedly Pete and his buds pulled a guy from the vehicle. A source reportedly said, "They saw the overturned car billowing with smoke in the middle of the carriageway. They stopped and pulled a guy in his 50s from the vehicle. He had hit a concrete block on the side of the road and the car flipped over. The man was insisting that he had only had a few fruit juices, but they thought he was protesting a bit too much.”
Now that K-Fed has gotten Britney Spears all served up with court papers to all his spies that hang with Spears he decided to celebrate his little coup by partying with his boys and Ho-Hums in Las Vegas. He’s probably adding up all the extra support payments he’s trying to get from little pop star Britney. Britney needs to try and hire a few of K-Fed’s boys and Ho-Hums to get some pics of goody boy Federline rolling up spliffs or sniffing a few white line arrangements to surprise the judge in court. Send that gold digger boy packing with a old clunker of a car, a few thousand bucks and a bodyguard kick in the butt. He deserves no more.
Paris Hilton is actually making fashion for kids. Hilton debuted her fashion line for adults and kids at Kitson. I can see where dumb ass adults would buy something to where to look like that dumb ass no good rich celebrity, but putting a child into that skanks clothes is sort of like child abuse. What a role model for kiddies, a former jailbird, drunk driver, sex-tape actress, no educated Ho-Hum idol. Some parents just shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. Maybe the authorities would open up Zing-Zing for them to have a little 40 year vacation.
The Britney Spears saga continues along like a never ending train wreck. From one sad image to another sad story Britney can't escape the tragedy of a family in love to a family in disrepair. Because of Britney's rumours about her being possibly bi-polar or maybe bi-sexual, K-Fed probably has gotten a lead in the custody battle over their kiddies. With Britney's cousin and Britney's former assistant subpoenaed to testify in the custody battle between Spears and Federline it's starting to look bleak for Britney keeping custody of both kiddies. Mistakes or not, those two kids need to be kept clear of all this media attention for their own sake. From one parent who admits being a pothead to the other one obviously drinking to much booze, a family judge is going to be confronted with a very complicated custody decision fit for King Solomon. And we keep getting bombarded with Photoshopped images of a Britney Spears who is still able to sell stuff.
Reports are out that Madonna injected herself with a needle full of vitamins on a commercial transatlantic flight. How did she manage to board a commercial flight with a needle in the first place. Hard to believe. A nefarious person could possibly hijack a plane with a needle, saying it was filled with HIV blood or filled with Lindsay Lohan’s blood and he was going to inject the pilot who would then start chasing other planes around the sky, blaming his fellow pilots with insubordination or leaving him all alone in the friendly blue skies. A passenger on the flight reportedly said: “Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself.”
