TommyLee Gets Slugged By Kid Rock

Tommy Lee reportedly told The Insider about him getting slugged by Kid Rock. Tommy Lee reportedly said, "I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek. I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish."
"I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'"
"This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain."

I guess security stopped him from dick slapping Kid. If only Kid Rock was a woman, then Tommy probably wouldn’t of had a problem beating him up. Tommy probably was just enjoying feeling up Pam’s hugemongus plastic breasts and Kid Rock got jealous. They don’t want to show the little smack in the face Tommy got from Kid, but if they did it would have certainly increased ratings.

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Lily Allen Is Single

Poor little drunken ass Lily Allen is reportedly single, the first time in roughly two years. Wow, can’t believe any one could put up with her boozed up antics that long. Reportedly Lily told Metro this about her breakup with music executive Seb Chew, “Seb and I aren't together anymore. I split up with him a month ago so I'm single now.
I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me.
'Part of the reason I came out tonight is because I'm back on the market and I need to get in practice. I don't know if I can pull any more.
I just hope I can find a new boyfriend.”
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Who the hell wants to get involved with a drunk who reportedly can’t even stay on the good side of music Diva Madonna. Oh yea, she has money now and a little fame. So if you like hanging out with a drunken ass boozed up blabbing mouth woman then Lily’s for you.

Jennifer Lopez Shines In NY.

I don’t know but I think Jennifer Lopez looks more like shimmering sht in her outfit at Conde Nast Fashion Rocks Concert at NYC’s Radio City Music Hall on Thursday. Do we have to promote those rich celebrity’s asses fashion clothes even if they suck. Sorry Jennifer, but covering your enlarged butt doesn’t do it for me.

Vanessa Hudgens Reportedly Fired By Disney Because Of Her Nudity?

Vanessa Hudgens nude photos that made their rounds on the internet has reportedly caused Disney to fire her naked ass. No smarts, no cashola. Poor little Vanessa. She should call Hugh and make a bundle to keep her financially okay for a while until she get's a few more Hollywood gigs. Shouldn't take long. Hollywood guys love young nude pussy. You can see her nude vag. on PerezHilton's blog.

Madonna Is The Lip Synching Diva Of All Time?

"Madonna, best f***ing live act? F*** off! Since when has lip-synching been live?
Who said such downright Madonna bashing words. Well of course it was the great gay singer Elton John. But reportedly those two British biotches kissed and made up recently. Three years tends to heal all female spats. They reportedly hugged at GQ magazine's Men of the Year Awards in London on Tuesday. Elton said, "I have written a grovelling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah!"

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I'm sure the Kabbalah religion would surely accept such a famous gay singer with lots of cash to contribute to their lavish lifestyles.

Lily Allen Is No More Than A Drunken A**hole

The drunken a** British Biotche singer who thinks she’s greater than a famous cockroach was reportedly told to leave GQ magazine’s Men of the Year awards for being a rude, drunken sht and annoying the biggest Diva of Israel’s Kabbalah religion. Lily should have bought one of those expensive strings and sewed up her foul lips with it. That would have helped Lily a lot more than putting it on her wrist. Putting those cheap pieces of yarn on your wrist are not going to lift you into heaven, it’s only going to make rich leaders richer.

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Sherri Shepherd Joining The View?

People Magazine reports comedienne and actress Sherri Shepherd is going to join The View’s host association. Monday Babs is going to say who’s the lucky biotche to join the show. If it’s Sherri that makes the show almost equal, two blacks, three whites. As long as she doesn’t start tooting Michael Vick’s horn, the ratings should start plummeting like a ships anchor.

Drew Barrymore Caught Kissing Justin Long

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were caught kissing up a storm at Izaka-Ya Restaurant in L.A. I guess Drew and her relationship with Spike Jonze is no more.
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Madonna Rides Again

Here’s the Diva Madonna on her motorbike after a workout. She looks so gross on a bike wearing clothes. She needs to be naked on that ride. Ah, nothing like a little reminiscing.
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A Jagger Family Smoke?

Jade, daughter of rock and roll daddy Mick Jagger, smokes a dooby with Mick’s granddaughter. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree is true apparently in the Jagger family.
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Amy Winehouse Back To Work?

Amy Winehouse sang her new song, Drugs Are Soooo Good, oops sorry, her song is Love is a Losing Game at the Mercury Awards in London. Winny Winehouse looks cleaner but she has so many female tattoos covering her that she’s either in love with her own image or maybe she’s really slipping into the Lesbo scene. Hubby Blake better watch out because he might be the Losing Game.
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PerezHilton Fooled By Britney Spears

Britney Spears trashes PerezHilton by showing up at the grand opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. After Perez said she wasn't going to show she screwed his blog report by appearing. Then again she reportedly was going to be paid a cool $100,000 to show up, take a few pictures and then leave quickly, which Britney did. Britney's new single, Gimme More also is doing great. Perez's source was probably a plant by Spears.