Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again

Lindsay (Knife) Lohan has reportedly been caught drinking and driving again. Between 1:30 and 2:00 am on Tuesday the Santa Monica Police Department got a call about a vehicle chasing another vehicle. Lohan’s SUV was reportedly doing the chasing. Police stopped Lohan’s vehicle and determined that she was possibly under the influence of alcohol by conducting a field sobriety test.
Lohan was reportedly given two Breathalyzer tests which she failed. Her readings of blood alcohol levels were reportedly .12 and .13 over the legal limit of .08. A search of Lohan at the police station reportedly also found a quantity of cocaine in her possession.
A police spokesman reportedly said Lindsay was charged with DUI, cocaine possession, transporting a narcotic into the police station and driving on her suspended license. The actress reportedly paid $25,000 bail and got released around 6:30 that morning.

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Kim Kardashian

What were they thinking. Big assed Kim Kardashian, daughter of O.J. Simpson’s lawyer Robert Kardashian was reportedly partying at a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation at Hugh Heffners booby paradise. I know she posed for Playboy recently but her butt at that benefit seems a bit incredulous. As long as money gets raised anything goes or comes in the celebrity lifestyle. If Paris Hilton can do it, why not Kim? I guess.

Kate Middleton To Row With Sex Kitten?

Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton reportedly will be rowing a boat across the English Channel with one of Britain’s sexy sextrepreneurs Emma Sayle. Emma Sayle is reportedly the founder of a club called Killing Kittens. Reportedly the club organises orgies for rich people. It reportedly has a web site that sells $250.00 sex parties for each couple. Only good looking couples and single girl Ho-hums allowed of course.
The girls, about 21 altogether, will reportedly be rowing their boat against a mens team on Agust 25th to raise money for charity. They think they can beat the mens team. I bet they can to. All they have to do is get Ms. Sayle’s to rent a yacht and fill it with young ho-hums and anchor it in the middle of the English Chanel. Put a sign up saying free orgy boat here and row their sorry ho-hum asses across the Channel while their competitors get their rocks off. Maybe they can even get William to row in the mens boat.
So now we now why the Royals like Kate so much. She fits right in with the debauchery of the Monarchy.


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Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested Again?

Lindsay Lohan reportedly was arrested in Santa Monica, CA., for driving under the influence and "other charges", according to Fox News.
Reportedly Lindsay was arrested around 2:00 AM near Pico Boulevard and Main Street early Tuesday morning.
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Looks like the only tango Lindsay will be doing will be behind bars.

Heather Locklear On The Beach

Heather Locklear gets her beach girl look on overdrive with her man Jake Wagner on the Malibu Beach. The Melrose Place sex-pot still can turn heads at 45 years young.
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Mindy McCready Assaults Mother?

Mindy McCready,born on November 30th in Fort Myers Florida, a country music singer, reportedly got arrested for assaulting her mother and resisting arrest. She was released on $1000.00 bail and will have to face the charges on August14th.
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According to wikipedia, Mindy began singing in church at the age of 3, . She became a music star, but is now best known for her brushes with the law. Her rap sheet streaches longer than her music career now according to wikipedia.
Maybe Mindy can get of the train wreck she keeps boarding and get her self together soon before it becomes to late for her.
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Kate Moss Sex Tape Lost?

Kate Moss is reportedly upset because she can’t seem to find a couple sex tapes showing her and former lover Petey (Druggie) Doherty. Why? Why would this bother Mossie anyway. She already had pictures of her reportedly doing lines of coke. A little sex tape might spruce up her career again. She might not get a job representing what not to do to protect yourself from getting aids. But she might get some ads for the benefits of rehab centers. Maybe they could get back together and start a chain of Doherty & Moss Drug Rehabilitation Centers For Complete Idiots Who Get Rich and Famous and Become Drug Addicted Assholes Who Expect Two Drug Addicted Ho-hums To Succeed In Love. Those two fk heads should just shut up, get clean and free of drugs, and do something to make the world a better place rather than the look at me I’m famous so I can fk up and do drugs and influence the young people to do drugs. Well I hope the young people are smarter than those two sht’s and ditch their lifestyle ways into the gutter where MR. Doherty And Ms. Moss belong.

Beckham Welcome A-List Party

The Beckhams Party was attended by the A-list of Hollywood, from actors Bruce Willis and Wesley snipes to director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer. Of course Posh dressed up like a Sunset Strip ho-hum, as usual, but Katie Holmes looked absolutely stunning in a long red dress standing by her short ass hubby Tom. The Spice Girls manager, Simon Fuller, was present too. David and Victoria arrived with the Cruise’s and Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett, who by the way dressed a lot like the black Posh. Of course the recent wedding of the century girl, barf, barf, Eva was present, flashing her smile and 12 year old boy looks. Others attending the graveyard bash, I mean Hollywood Trash, damn, I mean Hollywood bash were, old lady Demi Moore and her young stallion Ashton Kutcher, Vivica Fox, Brooke Shields, Quincy Jones, Forest Whittaker, Jim Carey, looking like Ace Ventura on a case, and girly friend Jenny.

Lindsay Lohan Strips For Rehab Buddies?

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly putting her stripping abilities from her latest movie I Know Who Killed Me to work while in rehab. The National Enquirer Magazine reportedly was told by a source that Lohan told about her bare ass exploits at Allegra Versace's birthday party.The source reportedly said, “Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out.” I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!.”

Ok, this sounds about right, but hmnn, the Rag it comes from is a completely other story in itself. Is it true, possibly, is it a fabrication, possibly, is it juicy, yes indeed,

Jennifer Anniston Kills Friends

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly said she will never play her Friends role as Rachel Green ever again.
According to stuff.co.uk/ a source said: "There have been whispers of a Friends movie for a while now, especially with the Sex and the City film finally getting the go-ahead.
"But it can't happen without Jen and she thinks 'Friends' has had it's time and she should move on with her film career.
"I think if they were given a chance the rest of the cast would probably go for it but Jen sees playing Rachel again - even in a film - as going back, not moving forward.
"She wants to earn respect as a movie actress in her own right and take on more seriously roles to stretch her acting ability.

I think she should star in a Friends movie. Then Jennifer could press the producers to make sure they get Brad Pitt to have a part in the movie too. Jennifer could then rekindle her love affair with Brad to see if the fire is still there. Jen can make sure Angelina is acting in some movie in a foreign country so she can have enough time to snatch Pitt from the grasp of that Jezebel. Yes, reconsider Jen, if not for our sake then for yours.

David Beckham Plays, Tom Cruise To Host Beckham Party

David Beckham made his debut in American soccer Saturday with his new team the LA Galaxy. Beckham entered the game in the second half and played for about 13 minutes. minute to loud cheering from the crowd. His wife Victoria and celebrities, Katie Holmes and Eva Longoria among others watched the Brit boy wonder play. His ego ,I bet, was longer than his penis on Saturday knowing all those hot and rich beauties were watching his ass. His and Posh’s egoes will be riding high on the A-list of celebrities at their welcome to Las Angeles party on Sunday reportedly being hosted by TomKat and Will and Jada Smith. "It was nice to get out there," Beckham told reporters afterward. Doh!
Tom Cruise was reportedly in Germany working on his new film where he plays a good Nazi or maybe just a low key Scientologist, I forget which. He reportedly will be flying in to LA on his private jet just to host the Beckham get together. I hope he will be buying lots of carbon credits to reduce his humongous environmental footprints on this earth or he may just help destroy the world before that spaceship comes to pick him up.

Lindsay Lohan Tango Movie?

People is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is learning to do the Tango for a new movie. Reportedly an official statement will confirm it later this week. The movie reportedly will be called, Dare to Love Me, a story about tango legend Carlos Gardel and his steamy romance with a prostitute. The movie reportedly is to be shot in Romania starting this fall. Lindsay’s reps haven’t made any statements yet.

They are probably waiting to find out if they can get Lindsay insured. The it girl’s life is so fked up lately with all the drunken, drug fuelled parties she’s attended, and the Dui charges she’s facing, not to mention her reportedly prima donna attitude on movie sets makes it a little hard to get a movie with her in it insured.

Spice Girl Mel B Gets Thin

Spice Girl Mel B has reportedly lost ten lbs. and plans on losing lots more before her Spice Girl reunion tour begins in December. Mel B gave birth to her daughter “Angel Iris” on April 3rd of this year. And we all know who the father is. Bray, bray ,bray. At this rate she will be skinnier than Posh.
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John Travolta Likes Getting Grouped?

Hairspray actor John Travolta loves big boobs and getting grouped. Reportedly he said, about his character Edna on Hairspray, “I love big boobs on a woman so I wanted Edna to have them. My boobs and butt got a lot of attention on the set. The scary thing is I liked it.”
John is starting to sound more like a transsexual than a scientologist.

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American Idol Contestant Kelly Pickler Humming Along

Kelly Pickler is the lowest-ranking American Idol finalist to have a gold album and is a southern sweet heart. Her album Small Town Girl, is an album with a strong selection of nice safe country material.
Her current single, ''I Wonder,'' a ballad about growing up without the mother who abandoned her when she was still a toddler is eerily similar to her own.

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Paula Abdul

Here's our favorite American Idol Host Paula having a serious meltdown after getting fired by e-mail. I seriously don,t blame her for getting upset at being fired from the Bratz movie via e-mail, but she asks where God was in the matter, then uses his name in vain at the end of her little tirade. I think Paula is suffering from the menopausal blues syndrome. After all she is getting older.

Jodie Sweetin Former Full House Star Gets Married?

Jodie Sweetin has reportedly tied the knot in Vegas. The former drug addicted child star of Full House who was previously married to a cop reportedly got married in Little Church of the West. The 25 year old Jodie married Cody Herpin reports CelebTV.com.

The Simple Life

This picture of Sally Kirkland dressed up to supposedly resemble Lionel Richie on The Simple Life is sure to cause some controversy. The picture found on TMZ apparently shows Sally, after being talked into it by Nicole Richie, imitating Nicole’s dad for Drama Camp. Who ever came up with this stupid idea should be fired or at least made to apologize or something. Seems to be a cheap way to try to get ratings or even a sadder way to get laughs. Anything involving those two celebrity ho-hums, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie doesn't shock me. It only strengthens my belief that they really have nothing but idiotic, mundane, and so not funny T.V. puke that they subject the world too.

Perez Hilton on Nightline, Britney Spears Spills The Beans

Britney Spears has reportedly spilled the beans in an exclusive interview with OK! Magazine, according to sources of the Queen of all Media, Perezhilton. It’s a shocking interview,” a source reportedly told the Queen.
On another note the Queen , Perezhilton said he is going to be on A.B.C.’s Nightline T.V. show tonight. So if your into watching gay celebrity bloggers then be sure to tune in. And if your not, then tune in anyway!!! I’m sure the Queen will impress.

Is This Wynonna Rider's Pet Bird?

Could this be the new Wynonna Rider? Or may be just her well trained pet bird. The seagull sure seems to have the same habits.

The sneaky seagull has ruffled a few feathers by helping himself to his favourite snack – spicy Doritos – while shopkeepers are busy.
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Naomi Campbell Commercial

Naomi Campbell goes nuts for donuts.

Shemar Moore

Shemar Moore is not gay. Whoopie for the girls. Too bad guys. He told InTouch Weekly , “People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!”

Britney Spears Making New Video?

Britney Spears was reportedly spotted at a Los Angeles warehouse on Thursday. She may have been shooting her first music video in a couple of years. By the shortness of that dress we will be glimpsing lots of Brit's undies. Hmmn, like that would be a new experience.

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Lindsay Lohan Career in Jeoprady?

Lindsay Lohan’s partying ways may be starting to effect her career. According to reports on Page Six, the movie Poor Things, in which Lohan was to act in, has been cancelled. An e-mail from a set designer to company sponsers GE and Dell said, “Poor Things' has been cancelled," "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.”
The film’s producers and Lohan’s rep reportedly refused to comment.
A friend of Lindsay the Knife Lohan reportedly said Lindsay’s reportedly hard partying ways had nothing to do with the crappy movie’s demise.
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Is Lindsay’s Movie Career Down the Tube? I doubt it. If she can just get through her Dui charges and weather the drug taking rumours she will be ok. She can act. Whether she can exercise self control, well that’s a completely different animal.

Lindsay Lohan Faces The Music

Lindsay Lohan reportedly turned herself in to the coppers to face the music. The movie star was facing up to charges of DUI after a hit and run crash on the Memorial Day weekend. Lindsay, accompanied by her attorney showed up at the Beverly Hills Police department to get finger printed and photographed on Thursday.

Lindsay was probably not to upset by the procedure I bet. She is more than used to getting photographed and fingered, er I mean finger printed. Lindsay Lohan’s court date is currently set for Agust 24th. That date will more than likely be changed to a later date for sure.

Heather Mills Wants More From Sir Paul Mc Cartney

Page Six reports that ex Beatle wife Heather Mills has turned down a $41 million dollar settlement from Sir Paul McCartney. Reportedly Heather wanted $300 million when she first started divorce proceedings. Heather said she will disappear for around $100 million. What, they were married for like 4 years. So she expects to get $25 million a year for doing Sir Paul. What does an artificial leg cost these days. I could so retire for half of $41 million. I wonder how much that gold digger had in her bank account before she married a Beatle. She probably needs a bundle to construct a celebrity ski resort by her new lodge in the mountains. That way she can pick and choose her next rich sap. No womans netherworld is worth that kind of money for four years.

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The Sopranos Lead Emmy's

The Emmy Nominations are out: The Sopranos, with 15 nominations, tops the shows. Is there really anything else to say. Not really, although Grey’s Anatomy was also nominated for best Dramatic series too. But how can any T.V. show equal the running over of the boss’s head by an Suv. Anything else is just lame or too gay. . Boston Legal, House, and Heroes also got best dramatic nominations. And if any one of those loser shows wins I say the votes were rigged. And the Jersey unions should be called up and asked to conduct new elections for the Emmy’s.

The David Beckham Show

After his wife’s show bombed reports are that David Beckham gets his very own show on Fox Soccer Channel. The show is to be a 13 part weekly series. He will be lucky to get as much viewers over 13 weeks as his wife Posh got on one show, somewhere between 4 and 5 million. Why are those two celebrity wanna bees given so much honey. They are both old washed up fogies. David will be lucky enough to play in 50% of his games in America due to injuries. That’s what happens when you get on in years, instead of winning you are very lucky to place and more than not you don’t even show.

Mariah Carey Fake Ad A Fake Ad!

Hey you want to smell something absolutely deliciously phoney? Mariah’s new perfume is set to be released soon, September I think. Any way reportedly here is the ad for her new smell, M. According to the Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton, that body hanging on that rope is none other than Gisele’s with Mariah’s head photo shopped on. She must have hired the photo experts who doctored up Lee Harvey Oswald's picture. Check out both pics at PerezHilton.

Oops, this ad-vert was only one done up by internet dick heads. We knew Mariah wouldn't stoop so low. Damn the torpedoes!

Paris Hilton Doggy Poll

Who is cuter????

Paris Hilton Snubbed By Posh's Dead Body Comment

Paris Hilton reportedly said she wanted to be soul mates with Posh Spice girl Victoria Beckham. But alas, Posh reportedly told a friend, “over my dead body”. Posh apparently believes being associated with an ex jailbird like Hilton would be a negatively charged association that would only harm Posh’s career in America. Hmmn, like her show Coming to America tanked and couldn’t have used a little Paris help. Paris reportedly said Posh will do fantastically well here in America. Ah, nothing like a rousing cheer from a skanky ass jailbird to set your heart a flutter.
Reportedly , Linda Stasi of the New York Post gave Posh’s show "no stars" called it “an orgy of self-indulgence.” The New York Times reporter Alessandra Stanley described her as a "rich idiotic It girl".

Paris was reportedly partying with some English soccer players at an event for them in Hollywood and was expecting to meet Posh and her hubby there. The blue carpet was rolled out for the players, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Michael Essien and Petr Cech, but soccer star David Beckham and his ,over my dead body, wife Posh failed to show.

Seems a bit strange, to say the least, for David not to welcome more of his British mates to America. Me thinks Posh is afraid Paris will make a move on her man. And if David did do something stupid like that Posh could no longer get it on with her husband because his penis would more than likely fall off after getting juiced up in that deep well of an over used cess pool of an excuse for a female body part. Phew, that was a long sentence. But hey, it takes a while to describe something that’s worn out.

Anyway the event was called ,“Painting The Town Blue”, but they should have called it “Painting The Town Pink”, because it was probably just to get these guys a little introduction to some Hollywood starlets pink goody bags, if you get my drift. Party goers included, Kristin Davis, Jonny Lee Miller, Tara Reid, Victoria Hervey and model Kimberly Stewart. Singer Robbie Williams failed to show up.

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Amy Winehouse Spits at Fans?

Instead of not showing up for gigs, it seems Winy Winehouse has reverted to showing up and then spitting at her fans. Reportedly Amy spit at fans causing the fans to walk out of her gig at the Eden Project. Winy also reportedly cursed at stage hands and hit her self in the face with a mic. During her last song she reportedly just decided to say fk it and stormed off the stage. She’s a real fked up rock and roller now. A couple of fans at the concert reportedly said the following,
“The gig became absolutely awful. Members of her entourage were coming on to the stage, obviously worried she couldn't go on, and she would just shout “f*** off” at them. Everyone in the crowd just felt sorry for her.”
“She finished by spitting at someone in the audience.”

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Britney Spears Swims in her Panties

Well it didn't take long for Britney to give the public some more pictures of her undies. Bravo. After reportedly becoming her own publicist one of her first priorities was to flash her undies. Nothing like an undie flash to drum up some excitement and free publicity. I'm surprised she even left those smelly things on her soiled ass.

She whipped off her dress while hunting for a house near Malibu and decided to go for a swim. I wonder if those panties of hers are equipped with a battery maybe and got her a little hot around the lips. All you need around Malibu Beach is a pink bra, pink drawers and a pair of shades. Man oh man, house hunting in Malibu can be so fking cool.
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Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz Not Getting Married?

Petey, Fall Out Boy, Wentz is reportedly afraid to fly. He counted on his squeeze, Ashlee Simpson, to calm him down while they flew to a DJ gig in the Hamptons. Poor little Fall Out Boy. Petey reportedly told club promoters at the Dune that, “She keeps me calm so I am able to handle it. We saw a rainbow, and I photographed it on my new iPhone.” When asked if he and lip synch artist Ashlee were getting married he said “No way.” That must make Simpson feel really wanted. I’ll throw up on you babe, but I’m not going to marry you.

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Britney Spears Takes Control

Britney Spears has reportedly grabed the reins of herself, taking over self control by becoming her own manager and publicist. That can only mean more raunchy pictures, crappy fashion outfits, a shtty club, and God knows what else. Britney recently cut her association with her manager, her publicist, and even her own mother. Reports are circulating that Brit’s mom barged into Brit’s house and demanded to take Spears kids out for a visit. Unconfirmed reports say Britney put the run on her mother. Britney seems to be taking on way too much. I hope she’s up to the task. Fighting with your mom, your ex, and the paparazzi’s cars will be a hard days night for sure. Prove every one wrong Britney. If not for us then for your own sanity and your children’s health and welfare. Go get em Brit.

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K-Fed to Become a DJ?

K-Fed is reportedly talking about becoming a DJ. He reportedly met with a L.A. radio station to see if he could become a DJ. A radio station source reportedly confirmed the interview but called it informal.

Paris Hilton Doggy Poll

Who is cuter????

CSI Star Knocks Around The Paparazzi

CSI star Gary Dourdan had a run in with a TMZ photographer last night. Gary reportedly thought the guy was someone else and made the guy kiss some concrete. After attacking the guy Gary reportedly said, “I know all the cops around here, they're my friends.” It happened outside a Hollywood club. The video can be seen on TMZ., but really it doesn’t look too bad. He was probably just upset cause he got refused a date with some hot chick maybe. Or maybe he was trying out a scene for a new CSI episode where a cast member kills a paparazzi and uses his connections on the police force to destroy evidence. Hmmn , maybe he was just being an asshole. You decide.

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Kimberly Stewart, Tommy Lee Together At Love Concert

Tommy Lee drove Kimberly Stewart to Courtney Love’s concert in L.A. Don’t they just make a lovely couple. Sort of like Alice Cooper’s snake meets dumb ass blond bimbo. Tommy ‘s dickie is like a boa constrictor that likes to wrap you up, then he tries to squeeze the life out of you. Just ask Pam. Lee reportedly had a broken finger he was showing off. More than likely he got overly excited banging such a young thing and accidentally shoved his finger up his own ass. Rod reportedly threatened Tommy with his belly if he mistreated her in any way. May-be Tommy got scared and ran away from the real rod man and tripped over his own dickie, or his ego.

Posh Takes Brooklyn To Soccer Practice

Like father, like son. Brooklyn, David Beckham and Posh’s son shows of his soccer talents on the field as his proud momma and siblings looked on. Posh had taken the little Beckham to the Real So Cal Soccer Club to get a little soccer practice. By the looks of the little tyke, he’ll be signing a bigger contract than his dad before too long.



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