Sunday, July 22, 2007

David Beckham Plays, Tom Cruise To Host Beckham Party


David Beckham made his debut in American soccer Saturday with his new team the LA Galaxy. Beckham entered the game in the second half and played for about 13 minutes. minute to loud cheering from the crowd. His wife Victoria and celebrities, Katie Holmes and Eva Longoria among others watched the Brit boy wonder play. His ego ,I bet, was longer than his penis on Saturday knowing all those hot and rich beauties were watching his ass. His and Posh’s egoes will be riding high on the A-list of celebrities at their welcome to Las Angeles party on Sunday reportedly being hosted by TomKat and Will and Jada Smith. "It was nice to get out there," Beckham told reporters afterward. Doh!
Tom Cruise was reportedly in Germany working on his new film where he plays a good Nazi or maybe just a low key Scientologist, I forget which. He reportedly will be flying in to LA on his private jet just to host the Beckham get together. I hope he will be buying lots of carbon credits to reduce his humongous environmental footprints on this earth or he may just help destroy the world before that spaceship comes to pick him up.

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