Paris Hilton Snubbed By Posh's Dead Body Comment

Paris Hilton reportedly said she wanted to be soul mates with Posh Spice girl Victoria Beckham. But alas, Posh reportedly told a friend, “over my dead body”. Posh apparently believes being associated with an ex jailbird like Hilton would be a negatively charged association that would only harm Posh’s career in America. Hmmn, like her show Coming to America tanked and couldn’t have used a little Paris help. Paris reportedly said Posh will do fantastically well here in America. Ah, nothing like a rousing cheer from a skanky ass jailbird to set your heart a flutter.
Reportedly , Linda Stasi of the New York Post gave Posh’s show "no stars" called it “an orgy of self-indulgence.” The New York Times reporter Alessandra Stanley described her as a "rich idiotic It girl".

Paris was reportedly partying with some English soccer players at an event for them in Hollywood and was expecting to meet Posh and her hubby there. The blue carpet was rolled out for the players, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Michael Essien and Petr Cech, but soccer star David Beckham and his ,over my dead body, wife Posh failed to show.

Seems a bit strange, to say the least, for David not to welcome more of his British mates to America. Me thinks Posh is afraid Paris will make a move on her man. And if David did do something stupid like that Posh could no longer get it on with her husband because his penis would more than likely fall off after getting juiced up in that deep well of an over used cess pool of an excuse for a female body part. Phew, that was a long sentence. But hey, it takes a while to describe something that’s worn out.

Anyway the event was called ,“Painting The Town Blue”, but they should have called it “Painting The Town Pink”, because it was probably just to get these guys a little introduction to some Hollywood starlets pink goody bags, if you get my drift. Party goers included, Kristin Davis, Jonny Lee Miller, Tara Reid, Victoria Hervey and model Kimberly Stewart. Singer Robbie Williams failed to show up.

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