Monday, July 30, 2007

Jessica Simpson Asked To Do Porno Flick?

Damn that papa Simpson. No all nude porno from Jessica Simpson. Father Christmas, or I mean Father Simpson said no to an offer for little Lisa, or rather Jessica to act in a porno film.
Homer, damn, I mean Joe Simpson told People on Thursday, “The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star." We were promised we would win an Oscar with that." I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a little man and keep our clothes on.”
Well I guess Joe is no Homer after all. Who ever heard of winning an Oscar for a porno flick anyway.
Popa joe also told People, "They're very busy, and they're happy," Joe Simpson says of his daughters. "Jessica has three more movies to shoot; she has a new record coming in September. If the right role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."
The girl’s like what, 27 years old. When is pappy going to cut her loose? I guess when she’s 50. Poor next boy-friend. Jessica certainly has the headlights for a bare all, if only just to prove they are real and they are um, cliche time, spectacular. Seymour Butts must be drooling.
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