The pukiest moment of the week belongs to Ryan Seacrest at Eva and Tony’s wedding. The first dance of Longoria and Parker, Seacrest reportedly said to people Mag, they were just staring at each other, then Tony dipped Eva right then and there, pulled her back up and gave her a kiss. They are smiling and I am a disaster.
Ryan was probably crying because he had to pay to attend his way to the wedding while the newlyweds apparently, according to some reports, had their whole wedding paid for by suck-asses who expect to make a bundle on packaging the affair as the wedding of the century. Puke, puke, and more PUKE! Even the guest’s gift bags were reportedly donated. I’d rather attend the wedding of two skunks, at least they would give you their own scent.
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