Friday, July 13, 2007

Spice Girls Expanding


The Space Cadets reportedly are going to announce extra tour dates in South America including Brazil. The old hags bowed to pressure, or was it old age. Fellow Brazilian space cadet fans in parliament even were heard discussing the Space Cadets tour.
They reportedly said, unconfirmed of course, That those bastards in Argentina get all the aliens visiting them and not us. Posh and the girls are reportedly going to Parachute into Brazil’s capital from Tom Cruise’s private jet. V.B. is reportedly going to have David drive her Bentley to South America to get it filled up with bio-fuels so they can be a little more green now that they live in California. Hmmn, I wonder if Posh’s Bentley is up to snuff when it comes to California’s strict vehicle emissions standards. If only I was 10 years old again I might enjoy those old hags, naw, I wouldn't.

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