Diddy

Diddy, hip-hop star extraordinaire, has reportedly received at least 10,000 applicants for the job of being Diddy’s personal assistant via the popular YouTube site. Diddy is reportedly going to let fans vote for their favourite after he picks a select few. Diddy warned he was a boss who screams, goes crazy, will keep his assistant up late, there-by keeping you sleep deprived. "I'm the best and I like working with the best," Diddy’s ego reportedly said. An assistant of Diddy’s apparently had to hold a umbrella over the star’s big head to shield his pea brain from the sun’s rays. Unknown sources report you might even have to hold his willy for him when he’s just to tired to shake it himself. Also unconfirmed sources reportedly stated that the winner would have to know how many folds to make with the stars soft toilet tissue. Sniff, sniff, don’t want to go there. You couldn’t pay me enough to be an assistant to that big asshole. He's probably just looking for some new virgin pussy to hip-hop with.