Paris Hilton Nonsense

Some more nonsense about the celeb free-for-all frenzy surrounding Paris Hilton.



In January, Paris was sentenced to three years probation, fined and lost her driving licence after pleading no contest to an allegation of drunk driving.She was then caught driving with a suspended drivers licence and given 45 days in jail.
The response of the American television chat-show host Jay Leno to Paris Hilton trouble was: “Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this – they were hoping for the death penalty.”
Paris Hilton fans signed an on-line petition to Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California, pleading for a pardon for Ms Hilton on the grounds that: “She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives.”
In court, as the prosecutor argued for jail time, the defendant’s mother, Kathy Hilton, burst out laughing. When the judge imposed a jail sentence, Mrs Hilton shouted out: “May I have your autograph?” No wonder Paris has no respect for the law.

She gave incredible evidence that was in at least two respects hard to swallow, first she testified that she had no idea that she was prohibited from driving, even though she had signed a document (found in the car’s glove department) stating that her licence was suspended. Secondly, she told the judge that “from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything”.
Paris Hilton won't appeal the 45-day jail term she was sentenced to earlier this month for violating probation, according to court documents filed Thursday.
Hilton is likely to spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, said Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton would get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.
Paris Hilton will apparently have 24-hour access to prison guards during her time in jail according to some news reports.
It is being reported in some circles that the 26-year-old hotel heiress will be fitted with a special tag when she does her stint in prison. It will feature a panic button that the famous heiress can press if she gets any trouble from other inmates.
My mundane life just becomes more and more exciting with each passing day. Thank you Paris.
Yours Truly Dog:
P.S. Paris stop partying so much. Its not helping your fragile state of mind any!!!