A Paris Hilton quote???
“I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.”

I hear they serve humble pie in jail these days, of course without bodyguards or delivery by limo, although Paris will probably be allowed to order pizza from jail. I can't see the jail guards refusing to cater to her,I know I couldn't.
Yours truly Dog.