Lauryn Hill Trashed By Wyclef

Wyclef reportedly very upset with Lauryn Hill. In a Scratch Magazine interview he said this when asked about a Fugees reunion,
What’s going on with the Fugees reunion, or lack there of?
WYCLEF: I’m officially Paul McCartney from the Beatles now. If the Fugees wanna come back, and Lauryn wanna come back…you can’t break the format. Don’t come back and be like, “I wanna produce a beat.” That’s like me saying I wanna sing an R&B vocal. When we was working on the album, I was like, [to Lauryn], “You need to do this like this.” [And] she says, “How do you know what’s relevant? I haven’t heard anything from you in the past like three, four years?” The minute she said that I was like, I gotta go back to working.
So what’s ultimately holding you guys back?
Lauryn is straight up the problem, bro. She wants to be a producer. Don’t come telling us how to chop up beats so you can get credit for it.
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Rosie O'Donnell Trashes Paula Abdul?

Rosie O’Donnell likes to trash people. Her latest trashing, according to In Touch Weekly, goes to Paula Abdul. The ex. Co-host on The View is reportedly a wee bit upset with Paula’s wacky and erratic antics on her reality show, Hey Paula. Rosie first struck out at Abdul with, “Hey paula should merge with INTERVENTION." Then reportedly yesterday she said, "[Paula Abdul] u r so broken, fragile, pain filled… so needy for love…"
La,la la la,. Rosie sounds a bit jealous over poor little wacked out Paula. Everyone knows Paula is a touch of the wall with her feelings. Rosie is just being a bully, trying to drum up some media coverage for her ample ass. She probably wants her own reality show now or she’s stilled pissed of over not taking the Price Is Right host job. Or maybe she is just a nasty lesbo bully monster who is freaking out on eating to many Twinkies.

Paris Hilton Is Moving On, Don't Know Who But Just Pick Anyone

Paris Hilton gives the lowdown, blow down, on the cancellation of The Simple Life. “It’s been a great five years and we had so much fun. I’m happy to end it at that,” the jailbird told The Insider at the Hollywood premiere of Rush Hour 3 on Monday night. Ms jailbird Hilton is also selling her house and said to The Insider, “I feel like a lot of people know where I live so it’s time to move,” “I’m really upset because I love my house so much. I put so much work into it. It’s totally me. But I’m looking for something else right now.”
Also Paris will still inherit about $30 million from granddaddy Hilton according to TMZ. After Paris got her skanky ass out of jail she stayed at grampies pad in Beverly Hills, no doubt crying her little angel eyes out on Sir Barron Hilton’s rich lap. Barron was probably apologizing for getting his skiny ass granddaughter’s freedom from jail for only a day. I bet the sheriff is of Hilton’s Christmas list.

Nicole Richie Steps Out On Diane Sawyer?

Nicole Richie is reportedly doing the celebrity two step bait and switcharoo for some extra buckaroos. According to PerezHilton the little DUI criminal who reportedly signed up for an exclusive Diane Sawyer T.V. interview to air on ABC on Thursday, Nicole supposedly is blabbing to OK! Weekly which hit’s the stands tomorrow in NY and LA. If this is true then Diane Sawyer and ABC executives must be fuming. I can’t believe that beautiful Simple Life star would stoop that low, could you?
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Pete Doherty Loves Kate Moss Doh!

Drug recovering Pete Doherty called his former love Kate Moss a nasty old rag according to the Mirror. Then he says, "I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain."
Oh yes. And don’t forget all her money to buy drugs too.
The skinny ass Babyshambles singer says "Kate has broken my heart.” "It was love at first meet. When I met her she said she'd get a P tattoo, and I'd get a K. Soon afterwards she said 'I'm not fickle, I'll marry you'. I f***ed that up, didn't I?" "Kate - a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of f****** this girl who lives around the corner. "She can sit on our music producer's knee in the rehearsal room to wind me up. But as soon as I talk to anyone, it's an affair.”
Doherty said the following about having to go to rehab because of charges he faced for possessing drugs. "I had the choice of prison or making some attempt to contain a wilfully dissolute lifestyle. But I was already booked in. It was always just a question of when I did it. I'm on a heavy course of antibiotics and sedatives.
Kate, stop reading the Mirror, or you will be seduced by that druggie infested fag of a sht head. He’s crying now because he has to face up to his a--hole ways. The price he has to pay has turned him into a I’ll get you back biotche for dumping me diatribe of the drug withdrawal heebie jeebies.
There’s nothing like the story of the modern day love struck drug addicts who keep trashing each other in the tabloids. Well the one doing the trashing, good old Petey.
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Star Jones

Star Jones, ex host of The View, admits her huge weight loss was because of gastric bypass surgery. Finally after much beating around the bush she now reveals to the public her struggles about losing weight and telling the truth about having surgery. Lie, lie, deny, deny, the celebrity way. Here is a sample of her reportedly self written article in Glamour mag:

“Lying was never an option for me, so I called it a “medical intervention,” which was true, but it was really a pathetic attempt to tell only the truth I could handle at the time.
First, I didn’t know if the surgery would work.
I actually thought that I could say, “None of your business,” and people would say, “OK, she wants to remain private.” If that isn’t evidence of someone not living in truth, I don’t know what is
But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me. I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure.
My therapist helped me discover I needed the adoration of others to feel good about myself.”

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Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Show Dropped?

The Insider reports that Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie’s show The Simple Life will not be picked up by E! for next season. Some other T.V. network could pick those two up but then pretty much anybody could pick those two skanks up.
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Debby Harry Is Part Sheep?

From a cow to a sheep, is this possible? Singer Debbie Harry has reportedly admitted that she injected herself with the cells of black sheep embryos, starting some 30 years ago.
"They would take from different organs – from the liver, from the glands, from the bone – and they would make up these injections. There were 11 injections, and I thought it was marvellous." Debby reportedly said.

Holy sht. I hate to tell you Debby, it didn’t work. You are scaring people, like me ahhhh. Your cow parts are almost in the udder position. Get lots of Botox, some plastic surgey, a face lift for starters, and a bit of lipo-suction should help. A wig and some Photoshop for pics too. I must say i've never seen a sheep scowl like that. Are you sure it wasn't lion sht they injected you with?
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Kelly Osbourne Becomes Momma Morton?

Kelly Osbourne, the spawn of Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath’s bad boy, is going to be the English Mamma Morton. She reportedly has landed the role in the Chicago Theatre play which will begin in September at the Cambridge Theatre. It will be Kelly’s first professional theatrical role.
"It's been a dream of mine to be in the West End. I can't wait to work with such an amazing cast," said Kelly.





Are we sure this is Kelly or just some Photoshop cropped clone that the devil has finally delivered to Ozzy for all his fine work? Kidding. Just thinking out loud, keep your damn britches on. After all it’s not America’s Got Talent.








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Eddie Murphy Engaged?

The donkey is reportedly engaged. Eddy Murphy reportedly asked his girlfriend Tracy to get hitched by giving her a diamond, according to Tracey’s Assistant who said, "Tracey and Eddie are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together.” Rumours of their split over Eddie’s DNA tests that confirmed him as Mel B’s daughter’s father were apparently unfounded. Alice Iris, Mel B’s and Murphy’s daughter is so beautiful. Mel B has moved on and is shopping for a new house with her new man.
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Jessica Simpson Asked To Do Porno Flick?

Damn that papa Simpson. No all nude porno from Jessica Simpson. Father Christmas, or I mean Father Simpson said no to an offer for little Lisa, or rather Jessica to act in a porno film.
Homer, damn, I mean Joe Simpson told People on Thursday, “The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star." We were promised we would win an Oscar with that." I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a little man and keep our clothes on.”
Well I guess Joe is no Homer after all. Who ever heard of winning an Oscar for a porno flick anyway.
Popa joe also told People, "They're very busy, and they're happy," Joe Simpson says of his daughters. "Jessica has three more movies to shoot; she has a new record coming in September. If the right role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."
The girl’s like what, 27 years old. When is pappy going to cut her loose? I guess when she’s 50. Poor next boy-friend. Jessica certainly has the headlights for a bare all, if only just to prove they are real and they are um, cliche time, spectacular. Seymour Butts must be drooling.
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I Know Who Killed Me Trashed By Critics

The reviews are in on Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, I Know Who Killed Me, and they are not good. The Boston Globe found it "intensely unpleasant" , The New York Times said it was, "pretentious and inane,". The Associated Press gave it one star out of 4. The Orlando Sentinal gave it a one out of 5 and reportedly said it was, "an unintentionally hilarious disaster". Reportedly the New York Post gave the movie no stars at all. The Hollywood Reporter reportedly said, "Enduring this ponderous, convoluted thriller is pure torture." Variety reportedly said, "Much like the ongoing real-world meltdown of its troubled star, Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me is a disaster that exerts a perverse fascination."
Her movie took in a measley $1.3 million on opening day, landing it at the number 9 spot on the box-office top ten.
The Washington Post reportedly liked it and said it was, "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre. Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn."


One good review out of eight, not good , it must really stink. Sort of like Blowhan’s personal life at the moment I guess.

Steve Martin Gets Hitched

Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield reportedly got married in his L.A. home on Saturday.
Martin, 61 years young reportedly had his Inspector Clouseau mustache filling his upper lip. Steve is getting ready to start filming the up-coming sequel to the 2006 Pink Panther movie. The guests who came were reportedly Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Carl Reiner and magician Ricky Jay, and were told it was only going to be a party. Martin’s best man was Lorne Michaels. Stringfield, 35 years of age, was reported to be wearing Vera Wang.

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PerezHilton Hits The Big Time, The New York Times

The Queen of all Media has hit the big time, The New York Times fashion that is. From exposing himself to a TMZ camera crew, to an appearance on the View, Nightline, and of course the huge disaster, Posh’s Coming to America T.V. boredom show, the chubby little guy from Miami has become a hugely successful celebrity. Perez tells The New York Times his rapid rise to fame has surprised him. He was quoted in The New York Times story on him the following,“I’m doing things on my own terms. I don’t have to answer to anyone but me.” It has taken wonder boy only 3 years to grow from a lonely blogger to the same heights as the celebs he so quickly trashes on his fabulous website, PerezHilton.com.
The New York Times called Perez, “a childlike bear of a man“, with a “buffoonish appearance”, but also, “a hard-to-ignore Hollywood player“.
Perez is loved by blogger land. Well most of blogger land that is. Tyler Gray, a senior editor at Radaronline.com admits to The Times he’s jealous of Perez’s on line (groupies) following. Mr Gray told The Times, “Perez Hilton obviously found a great formula. So did Robert Oppenheimer. It doesn’t mean it’s good for the public.”

Talk about sour grapes.
“I’m like Madonna , I’m not afraid to offend,” Perez reportedly said once.
Perez, as we all know trashes the best and worst of Hollywoods celebrities, but goes easy on his friend Paris Hilton. Without Paris Hilton’s name he would probably be just another blogger lost somewhere on the www trying to come up with a name to launch him into the stratosphere. I have no doubt he would have found it. Whether you believe he deserves all the fame, riches, and celebrity he has gained or not really doesn’t matter. Anyone who invades the Hollywood world and makes a famous place for themselves deserves every piece of the American dream they receive. Apple pie, money, fame, taking care of your family, pissing at the camera, well maybe not that one, taking what ever you can get. That is the American way, is it not? How could anyone denigrate a man for making it. Hey Perez, I am looking forward to catching your new show on VH1. If I can only get that Fking station here.

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Don't Hassle My Hoff

David Hasselhoff pushing his book, Don’t Hassle The Hoff. I say, if the Hoff is inebriated don't hassle him, just give him a hamburger and fire up your cam-corder. There's big bucks that would be paid for another video like that by a certain ex-wife.

Celine Dion Working on New Album?

Celine Dion’s new album will reportedly be in stores this November. The Royality Diva of Quebec has reportedly worked with a hodge-podge of songwriters and music producers. A song collaboration with Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is reportedly going to be on the album. Others reportedly involved include, Ben Moody formerly of Evanesence, R. Kelly, and Ne-Yo and Timbaland. Sounds like an eclectic mix of many different styles and if anybody can make it sound great it’s Celine, the screaming Queen of Canadian pop stars.
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Usher Cancells Wedding

Usher has reportedly cancelled his wedding plans according to his publicist who said, "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."
It is unknown if Usher and Tameka Foster are still engaged.

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Top Model a Porn Star?

Kim Feenstra, Holland’s top model winner allegedly stole money by using a stolen credit card, was a porn star actress 4 years ago and was making fun of her criminal behaviour by carrying a credit card down the cat walk. I kinda like this girl.
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Lindsay Lohan Follows Britney Spears Footsteps

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going to do an exclusive interview with OK! Mag. According to PerezHilton. I guess Lindsay (Knife) Lohan needs a few bucks to pay for a lawyer and maybe to pay off the three amigos who are threating to sue her ass. Oh well she can always ask her White Oprah mom for some of that $500.00 a week her dad was ordered by a judge to pay for child support. That should at least pay for her gas money. Ah, nothing like the trials of the famous celebrity dumb dumbs. Try not to gag like Britney when you tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the Hollywood truth. Lindsay’s mom says Lindsay is in a safe place, somewhere not behind the wheel of a luxury vehicle I presume?
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Whoopi Goldberg Celebrates The View Deal ?

Whoopi Goldberg is reportedly very close to finalizing a deal to join The View according to Varity. Reports say that producer Bill Geddie has wanted to add an African-American host since Star Jones in 2006. Sherri Shepherd, a comic is also rumoured to join the cast.

Reportedly here she is celebrating at home.

Lindsay Lohan Getting Sued?

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going to be sued by the three guys that were involved with the Lindsay Lohan incident on Tuesday. Can this gossip story of the year get any more complicated for the party girl extraordinaire. The, "I Know Who Killed Me" movie is getting all to too surreal. Maybe they should call it The Great Gatsby Wife or just, R.I.P.

A representative for Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake tells The Insider that they plan on presenting Lindsay’s lawyer with a civil legal complaint stemming from her Tuesday morning incident.

The Simple Life Behind Bars Part 2

The Simple Life star, Nicole Richie can thank her lucky stars today. She plead guilty to her DUI charge and received a sentence of 4 days in jail, a 2,048 dollar fine, take an alcohol education course, and three years probation. Nicole must report to serve her jail time by September 28th. The lucky girl is also expecting a child in January. Paris Hilton must feel like Nicole got of so lucky compared to Paris's 45 days in jail sentence. I feel so bad now for poor little rich girl Paris, not!!!


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Britney Spears Assistant Shopping Her Story?

Britney Spears former assistant, or is that assassin, Shannon Funk is reportedly shopping around her tell all story according to PerezHilton. Sources reportedly told Perez that Shannon was the real problem at Britney’s reported meltdown at her OK! Mag. Interview.
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Damn, where do you apply for a job as Brit’s next assistant. I could make her and of course myself millions. And no crazy stuff involved. Damn, again, that probably rules me out for that position.

Britney Spears Crazy Behaviour Spreading?

Britney Spears craziness seems to be catchy. Here’s Britney’s body guard reportedly pounding a photographer outside the Wynn Las Vegas. Charges are reportedly being laid against the body guard and there are reports that Britney has filed a complaint against a photographer for allegedly hitting her son. The police reportedly are investigating.
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Britney keeps adding fuel to her loopyness fire. She's going to lose her kids if she doesn't get her act back to somewhere near normal very soon. What's wrong with hiring a nanny for the kids. Leave them home and go to Vegas and have some fun with your own crazy ass. And P.S. Get a better bodyguard, one who protects you without beating the crap out of the papprazzi as bad as they are.

Friends Star Looking For Love

Rachel Green still looking for love. The friends star, Jennifer Aniston has reportedly broken up with boy toy Paul Sculfor. The modeling career of Paul’s was too much for Jennifer.
Jennifer's close friend Courteney Cox reportedly got the two hooked up but alas, it was not to be. Sculfor reportedly dated David Beckham’s wife Posh, I guess he didn’t have enough money at that time in his life, he also dated Lisa Snowdon and singer Shaznay Lewis.
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Britney Spears Loses in Vegas

Britney Spears ran of to Vegas with her kids after her reported meltdown at an OK! Mags interview. Britney reportedly threw up and acted a little bizzare throughout the OK! interview. Normal for Britney lately I wound ponder to say.
The only problem is she’s not allowed to take her kiddies out of L.A without K-Fed’s permission. Life and Style magazine reportedly stated the 29-year-old rapper's lawyer has demanded Brit, 25, return to Hollywood with Sean Preston, 1 and 9-month-old, Jayden James.
Now after news stories broke that one of his sons was injured during a brawl between Britney's bodyguard and a photographer at the Vegas hide away.
Her bodyguard, Julio Camera, reportedly punched a paparazzi who was trying to take shots of the singer and her children inside the hotel.
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Nicole Richie To Cop a Plea Bargain?

Nicole Richie is reportedly going to cop a plea on her DUI charge. She reportedly will plea bargain, guilty, or no contest and she will receive 5 days in jail.

Rosie O'Donnell's Face Takes a Licking But Keeps on Vlogging

Donald Trump wasn’t impressed when Rosie showed up on his Apprentice T.V. set. They got into a knock down drag queen like sparing match. Rosie came out on the bottom but didn’t like that position at all. Rosie got a cut lip and bruised face but the Comb-over King ended up back in bankruptcy hospital in the semi critical hair transplant operation room. So who won. No one. Rosie is okay, she was just giving a little preview of her character on Nip/Tuck, Dawn Budge. Rosie’s such a vlogging joker.

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White Oprah Upset at Tonight Show Host

Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina is upset with Jay Leno. The following statement by Dina and family was reportedly given to Acess Hollywood, “We have a great respect for Jay Leno, but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay. Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country. – Dina and Family”

I agree with the Rob Schneider appearance as being a little tacky but it was funny, very funny. Sorry white Oprah, but if your daughter keeps doing stupid stuff, she will be eaten up and spit out by Hollywood. So if you seriously want to help Lindsay, go to a remote cabin and stay there with Lindsay. No talking to the media, no posing for the paparazzi, no booze, no illegal drugs, no fking anything related to celebrity. Until she gets a whole new attitude. Tell her no more sht or it's time for tough love. And by that I mean divorce the little spoiled biotche. How old is Blowhan anyway, 9 or 21?

Weeds Promo

Does the T.V. show weeds really need this nudity to promote itself. Certainly, from what I've heard, that show is good enough without nudity promo's. Don't get me wrong, I love a beautiful bare ass like Mary's too. And hers is stunning. But what are they trying to say? There are snakes in them there weeds. Yes. snakes, pot heads, future cocaine addicts, heroin needle freaks and some real high up rich ass no good drug peddling criminals who would just as soon cut your tongue out if you cross their fking, sht filled assholes. Is that too intense or what. Okay then, I wish I was that snake!

Nicole Richie on Good Morning America

The skanky, skinny ass Simple Life nimrod Nicole Richie feels she’s well enough to appear on Good Morning America to be interviewed by Diane Sawyer. It will be reportedly aired on August 2nd and August 3rd . There will be lots to be asked of her, including her DUI charge, hopefully she will let us know if Madden’s sperm has impregnated her tiny little body, is she free from drugs and alcohol, she better be if she is preggers. After hiding out from the media, the Hollywood Ho-Hum is looking better and feels like she can now start to make some bucks. I wonder how much their paying that stinky ass skank to appear on T.V. Let me guess, $100,000, or maybe $200,000, or more? Yes, that sounds about right. It’s the celebrity motto, eat, drink, do drugs, drive intoxicated, get fixed up in rehab, secretly or splash your recovery all over the media, then negotiate a deal for a T.V. interview, show how sad and remorseful you are, then leave chuckling to yourself, go out to a fancy restaurant and spend some of the ill gotten useless interview money on food and drinks for your friends and have the last laugh at the idiots who run day-time television. And if you can’t take a little sarcasm then retire!

Princess Tiaamii of Jordan

Princess Tiaamii of the great country of Celebrity Wasteland. Nothing new or outlandish for celebrity baby names thou. Jordan and hubby called their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii, a monicker only parents could love. Not as bad as some celebs baby names though. How about these far out Frank Zappa baby names, Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Muffin. Of course there was a lot of LSD floating around in his day. And lets not forget Roger Taylor baby’s names, Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily, and Lola Daisy. Like I said, lots of LSD floating around. Whats floating around today I'd rather not say. Empty space between the ears might explain somewhat but who really knows.

America's Got Talent Host Sharon Osbourne to Upset to Attend Father's Funeral

America’s Got Talent co-host SHARON Osbourne was reportedly too upset to go to her father, Don Arden’s funeral. According to the Mirror she was "too traumatised" to attend her father's funeral. Reports say he used to lock Sharon in a coal bunker when she was a child.
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Angelina Jolie Goes For Animated Look

Animated Angelina Jolie movie Beowulf by Robert Zemeckis will reportedly be released on November 17th of this year. She reportedly emerges from a pool of water nude, looking animatedly sexy with golden droplets of water washing over her nude body….

Wow. What a way to act in nude scenes without having to take your clothes of, or for that matter even getting into shape for the part. Yes, fk it, let a computer generate a Jolie body that every fan of hers fantasises about what she looks like in their dreams. Just add a sultry, sexy voice and millions will be made. Ah but you poor saps who like reality pictures to fuel your fantasies, well I guess you will just have to watch the boy Britney on America’s Got Talent. Lol,lol.

Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Pants?

The latest excuse for the cocaine found in Lindsay Blowhan's pants was it was not Lindsay's stuff. Lindsay was reportedly wearing someone else's pants. I guess she wasn't driving either. She wasn't drinking either, she was just kissing some drunken guy and must have swallowed alcohol fumes. Fk, the girl wasn,t even in L.A., that was just a blow up doll lookalike.

Paris Hilton Lap Dance Breast Surfing

Paris Hilton goes from green conscious charity girl back to normal Ho-hum skanky girl at Guy’s Karaoke where she was giving Cisco Adler a lithe lap dance according to TMZ. Hilton was apparently enjoying some of Mischa Barton’s sloppy, sleazy seconds.
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I guess the guy with the surf board was as dumb as he looked. Lap dancing is nothing for Paris Hilton. Here she is reportedly breast dancing with some chick. Paris has finally began using some of the stuff she learned from her jail time, I see.

Amy Winehouse Prune Looks Are Scary

Amy wino Winehouse is starting to look like the proverbially cut and dried up prune. The singer looks like some kind of crack induced,heroin addicted train spotting wreck of a girl.

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Perez Hilton Website Tops 7 Million Views

The Queen of all Media, PerezHilton’s website is putting all celebrity blogger sites to shame. The Queen’s website recorded 7.1 million page views,over 24 hours, on Tuesday, breaking his previous record of 6.1 million set in February. Those numbers are mind boggling. From a blogger to a celebrity himself, Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr., is riding this celebrity horse around the mountain, all the way to the top of the Hollywood hills. Love him or hate him you have to give the boy from Miami a thumbs up for making his 15 minutes of fame last a sure to be lifetime. Congrats! Now just send some of those page viewers this fking way.

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Lindsay Lohan's Parents Sound Off, Yes Off Their Rockers?

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina lashes out at the media for watching her daughters every move. "I am sick over this," Long Island's Dina Lohan told the TV show "The Insider. "My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi is outside our house."
Lindsay's estranged dad, Michael Lohan, said his daughter's latest breakdown is proof she needs both parents.
"If Lindsay had both of us in her life, this wouldn't have happened," he said.
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Why do celebrities parents get all mad at the media when their kids get caught doing illegal stuff but suck up to the media when they want to get their kids faces splashed all over creation for a movie premiere or some charity event. You parents are responsible for exploiting your kids when they were just kiddies, pushing them to become famous. And now that the little kiddies have grown up and have become rich and famous irresponsible, law breaking adults you want the media to back off. Fk, people, it doesn’t work that way. You and your kiddies made your bed now sleep in it. Lot’s of celebrities love being hounded by the media because it only increases their asking price for their next job, not to mention inflating their egos. If you Lohan’s can’t endure being burnt by the bright lights of fame and fortune, then I suggest you leave the Hollywood life. But I think you are just milking your daughters misfortune under the guise of doting parents. Daddy dearest Lohan was even saying, I can’t take it anymore, refering to his daughters exploits with the law. Hmnn, I wonder if his daughter said she couldn’t take it anymore when his criminal ass was in jail. Maybe Lindsay should just divorce her selfish parents and ask Madonna to adopt her.

Rob Schneider Does Lindsay Lohan

On a lighter note to the Lindsay Lohan story, if there is a lighter note to this on going sad saga of excess and debauchery, here's Rob Schneider doing a bad impression of Lindsay on The Tonight Show.

Lindsay Lohan Acting Like Bart Simpson

Lindsay Lohan reportedly denies she’s guilty. Okay, it’s time for someone to tell that irresponsible , I didn’t do it Bart Simpson impostor what’s right from wrong. And I’m afraid it’s going to be a judge who has to do the telling before Blowhan Lohan hurts someone other than herself. She reportedly wrote the following in an e-mail.

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

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Britney Spears Meltdown

Britney Spears much rumoured tell all interview and photo shoot could kill her career according to TMZ, sources say Britney’s behaviour was nothing less than a meltdown. Sources reportedly said she was completely out of it, the photos of Spears were so bad they could kill her career. She reportedly kept going for bathroom breaks and came back acting erratic as her mood seemed to change every time she returned. Wow, OK! Magazine has a real winner on their hands. The Magazine will be flying of the shelves if this is true or not.
Does Britney even have a career at this point. What kind of drugs is she on, or is she just mentally deranged. She may be in mourning for a career lost rather than one restarted.

Paris Hilton Turns Green

Paris Hilton is going green. Ford has given her a Ford Hybrid car. Paris reportedly said "I'm getting a car from Ford, a hybrid one. "They gave me one. So, I think driving hybrid cars is the new way to go, and recycling."
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Doh. Give me a hybrid and I’ll gladly drive it around. Ah but then I’m not an ex. jailbird skank, rich heiress, sex tape participant. Some people can just fall into sht and come out smelling like ,well Paris still smells like sht.

Lindsay Lohan Back In Rehab?

The sad story of Hollywood Starlet Lindsay Lohan's self-destruction just gets sadder and sadder. Her acting crown is so tarnished now.

Blair Berk, attorney for Lindsay Lohan released this statement concerning his clients arrest, “Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Reportedly the driver of the vehicle Lohan was chasing just before her arrest was being driven by the mother of her personal assistant, Jenni Muro, who had given Lindsay her resignation hours before her arrest. This is getting weirder by the minute.
Lindsay’ dad is even reportedly speaking out. I’m sure Lindsay needs his drunken convicted ass talking to her now. Lindsay is reportedly back into rehab at some undisclosed location. She is obviously one sick puppy. Lets hope wherever she is that she gets the help she needs. A hard, honest, no holds barred lecture that exposes her to the plain truth of alcohol and drug addiction that is further ruining her life. If this latest incident doesn’t straighten her out I’m afraid nothing will.

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