My new favorite dumb-ass crook award goes to James Coldwell, 49 year old bank robber from Manchester England. The police said, "Basically, someone came into the bank right at opening time, demanded money, and then they left," said Det Sgt Ernie Goodno.
"He had tree branches duct-taped on his person, as if he was trying to camouflage himself in the woods."
The officer added: "He really went out on a limb."
I guess he either didn't do enough thinking or did do a little to much drinking. Maybe he was trying out his Live Earth costume. I'm still rolling on the floor laughing.
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