Is Sir Paul McCartney's ex Skating on Thin Ice?

Sir Paul McCartney’s ex, Heather Mills, reportedly is going to try and throw her gold encrusted Beatle inspired fake limb across the ice on the U.K.’s Dancing on Ice show. After falling on her ass on Dancing With the Stars in America she’s going to seek out more fame and celebrity back in Britain. I guess a fifty million settlement from Paul is just not enough these days, what with inflation and all. I think someone said her leg was indeed carved out of Norwegian wood. If this is true, then we should enjoy her cold, ice-encrusted, gold digging ass sliding across British television.