Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is in Hawaii helping the less fortunate people in the world by posing for pictures with them. She reportedly said , I'm starting to do my little bit for the worlds less fortunate souls in the worlds oceans. Paris is also reportedly working on a book deal with a major publishing house. The book is called The Top Ten Favorite Bible Verses That You Were Afraid To Ask About.

Now that she has washed all the creepy crawly creatures off her skanky body from being in jail, she reports the sky's the limit for the new Paris. She reportedly said she will be on the French Riveria next week to help those poor unfortunate souls heal their many ills. Paris reportedly said, You just can't believe how many people don't know what to wear while cruising on their yachts. Tony and Eva especially. Imagine him exposing his buttocks like that. Such a crying shame. Although I did get a little wet when I saw those pictures.

Will the Paris Hilton chronicles will never end.