Larry Birkhead Pisses of the Celebrity Mags?

The biggest baby whoremonger in the world, Larry Birkhead is reportedly going to be trashed by OK! Mag because he has moral issues and shocking and potentially incriminating" info. Birkhead tells TMZ it’s only a smear campaign against him. The reportedly 1.7 million photo shoot of his daughters first birthday party exclusive only goes to show he’s a ho-hum father. Birkhead put Dannielynn on the cover of US Weekly which pissed of OK! Mag. Larry doesn’t care where Dannielynn pics become public as long as he rakes in the cash. I guess he needs a job and selling his baby pics is one great way to make a living and get him some celebrity appearances. Nothing like being a seat filler at an awards show for a nobody who had a baby with a famous person like Anna Nicole. He should star in a reality show called, How To Make Millions On A Famous Screw.

Tom Cruise Thinks He's Similar To A German Hero?

Tom Cruise is a delusional, over ego maniac I believe. Talking about his new movie character, Colonel Stauffenberg, a German soldier who tried to kill Hitler by blowing him up, Tom reportedly said he saw a similarity between Stauffenberg and himself. Holy fk. Tom’s an over zealous Scientologist who needs to be put into an insane asylum. Has Tom ever risked his life to save the world. Unless he believes converting idiots into Scientologists is saving the world, and in that case he is more than delusional, he’s just totally a freaked out religious robotic cult figure controlled by leaders of L. Ron Hubbard’s crazy institutional crazed head money collectors. I think he's related to the world's ugliest dog.

Tom reportedly told Bunte Mag., "All I can say is, Save your comments until you see the movie. I want to think positive and concentrate on the film. I carry a great responsibility to the Germans, for whom a man like [Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von] Stauffenberg means so much. And I feel this responsibility to the man himself. The more I learn about him, the greater my respect and my admiration of him. Intuitively I saw a similarity in the profile of this man with myself. Naturally that's something that makes an actor curious. We wanted the inner truth, so to speak, and location helps with that."
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Jordan Becoming a Hair Product Expert?

Katie Price, aka, Jordan, is trying to make her name a trademark so she can use it for hair products including hair dryers and rollers. Dlisted.com thinks she should register dumb whore as a trademark. All of the unfortunate Katie Prices of the world have a measly three months to object to that no hair ho-hum’s trademark application. Reportedly The Sun is willing to pay for any Katie Price named people out there. I’m going to change my name right away, that is if the money is more than the cost of changing one’s name. Plus the cost of blonde wigs. I going to have to contact Britney, she has lots of extra blondies hanging around. I just want head wigs though. No vagina wigs wanted.

Lucy Lui Dresses Like Puke

Lucy Liu looks like she got snuffed by the Cashmere Mafia. You might have easily guessed that this film, Cashmere Mafia, is created by Sex and the City creators. Lucy Lui looks more like she’s going golfing in Japan. Maybe she is. I can’t believe people will accept money to wear clothes that make young girls want to puke.

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Michael Lohan said Dina Lohan is a Coke Head?

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad reportedly told this to PerezHilton about his ex Dina Lohan,
“Despite a court order, Dina is trying to prevent him from seeing his children.
Dina is not supportive of a reconciliation with Lindsay.
Dina is a cocaine user and abuser….and that he has proof!
Dina’s new boyfriend is a rapist and a bad influence around his kids.
Dina has had more than five drunk driving incidents resulting in accidents, which have not been caught by police.”

What a fked up family. Divorce can really cause the fangs to come out. No wonder Lindsay is so screwed up.

Owen Wilson's Friend Cause Of His Overdose?

Courtney Love reportedly blames former boyfriend Steve Coogan’s notorious lifestyle as being partly responsible for Owen Wilson’s troubles. Love reportedly suggests Coogan's drug-taking and bad influence pushed Wilson, 38, over the edge. Owen Wilson, reportedly slashed his wrists and may have indulged in a cocktail of illegal drugs, including crystal meth and OxyContin, is reportedly a close friend of Mr. Coogan.
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Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse Impersonators?

The British comedy duo Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are making fun of troubled Amy Winehouse and American Britney Spears on their show, A Bucket of French and Saunders. By the look of those two it could be hilarious.
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Keira Knightly Looks Thin In Venice

Keira Knightley is looking like a little bag of bones. She was in Venice promating her film, Atonement. Keira reportedly denied having an eating disorder last year. But she sure is looking gaunt in Venice.
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Amy Winehouse Enjoying Beach Time

Amy Winehouse is struting her stuff on the beach as she and hubby do a little vacationing. It looks like Amy is relaxing quite well. Her and hubby are just chilling out. I guess they are enjoying being away from their London party crashing days for awhile. Hopefully this recreation time will help them get cleaned up from their booze and drug craziness long enough to realise clean living is so much better than drug hazed danger.

Lily Allen Needs To Stay in Her Plastic Bag

BOBBY KRAY, a reggae singer, reportedly dumped a bottle of beer over Lily Allen’s drunken head. Lily pushed the singer of stage at the Notting Hill Stage and was rewarded with a head full of beer. I knew that ego inflated biotche should of stayed in her plastic bag, at least it would have kept her dry. A source reportedly told The Sun “Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off. “He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”

Amy Winehouse Flies of Into The Blue Sky

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse doesn’t want to leave her hubby Blake alone so rather than going into rehab again the messed up couple decided to fly away on holiday. The couple of fked up druggies reportedly took of on Sunday. A source reportedly told The Sun that the idea from Amy’s management team and her father was a good idea, “This holiday has been booked for a little while. Her management and father thought it was a good idea. Blake won’t go back to rehab and she won’t be parted from him, so this was the next best thing. At least it gets her away from drugs in London.”
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Lets hope those two can’t buy a high where ever they are vacationing. And hopefully there’s a good hospital there, just in case they can blow their minds.

Lindsay Lohan Preparing For Her 82 Minute Jail Time?

Lindsay Lohan poses as she does her rehab yoga exercises for an OK! Mag. shoot. Lindsay is probably getting ready for her 82 minutes in jail for her DUI convictions.

Notting Hill Carnival Rocks

This is the place to be for a little vacation viewing. And if your an English copper it's even more enjoyable. The Daily Mail reports that over 2 million revellers have crashed onto London's largest street party, the Notting Hill Carnival. The Caribbean party atmosphere looks absolutely scrumptious.

Mel B. Reportedly Likes Threesomes With Women?

Well here’s a spicy story about Scary Spice. Mel B. reportedly has two year affair with two women. She reportedly had a lesbian affair with Christa Parker, 35 year old mother who then introduced the Spice girl to a friend Elizabeth Rodriguez,26, who was apparently a sex-toy sales person. All three women reportedly had a threesome liaison in bed. Wow, those Brit Spice girls really know how to romp and have fun.
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Michael Vick Reportedly Finds Jesus?

After pleading guilty, Michael Vick, the fallen NFL hero reportedly found Jesus. Michael reportedly said this to reporters after his guilty plea, "I will redeem myself" said Vick, "I have to." "I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so that means I need to grow up."
"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to be a better Michael Vick the person, not the football player."
The judge reportedly told Mr. Vick, "You're taking your chances here. You'll have to live with whatever decision I make."
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He needs to grow up? How old is he, 16. Well at least he found Jesus. Most criminals find Jesus just before sentencing. It tends to reduce jail time received. Whether it saves their wreatched soul or not is a question left up to religious theologians.

Jessica Alba Doesn't Trust Men

According to People, Jessica Alba said this is the reason why she doesn’t trust men at the Teen Choice Awards,
"I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross," Jessica Alba, 26, told a rapt audience as she accepted the female hottie award. "Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb." She added, with a laugh: "Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!"
The actress elaborated in the press room that Ross "promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again."

Call me Jessica, I'll pick you first for my ball team.

Madonna's New Song Reportedly Sucks

One of Madonna’s new songs was not very well liked by party goers at Club 13 according to Page Six source at the club. A source reportedly said, "Everyone cheered and was excited, but when it started playing, few were dancing. The song sounds almost exactly like Britney's Slave to You, which Pharrell Williams produced. The response was tepid at best. They need to go back to the drawing board with that one."

Madonna should retire now. She’s floating on the past. It’s kind of hard to please the young dancers when your pushing 50. Being a virgin again may be possible by plastic surgery but making young inspiring music is better left to the young.

Oprah Winfrey Should Be The President

Oprah Winfrey is reportedly going to host a huge fund raising party at her $64 million estate for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama on September 8th. The guests are not allowed into the rich T.V. star’s mansion though. I guess they will have to use the porta potty. Oprah’s staff also reportedly were trying to get some rooms cancelled by a wedding party that have a lot of rooms reserved at San Ysidro Ranch. She wants the rooms for her guests. "Due to the proximity to and the cachet of the ranch to Oprah Winfrey's estate, Oprah's people have been calling the bride to either move or vacate some of the rooms to accommodate her guest list," a Page Six source reportedly snitched. "The bride, an attorney, is not budging."
George Clooney, Halle Berry, Jamie Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg, Obama supporters, will be there.
"My money isn't going to make any difference. My value to him - my support of him - is probably worth more than any other check that I could write," she told Larry King.
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Oprah Winfrey is the Queen of T.V. talk shows for sure and she can influence a lot of T.V. viewers for sure. She can also cause celebrities to show up to her party to support Obama just so they can hobnob with Oprah herself. But Oprah is not a politician and Obama is not an experienced political heavyweight. He’s a rookie who actually said in a political debate, he would endorse an invasion of Pakistan without Pakistan’s government approval to bomb the sht out of the country because there might be some terrorists hiding there. If he really believes that the U.S. will be in deeper sht than their in now. Obama will have to bomb a lot of countries, because quite a few countries do not agree with the U.S,’s foreign policy. Oprah should keep her mouth shut instead of getting a bunch of know nothing a**holes to vote a certain way because Oprah wants them to. Didn’t Oprah learn from her mistakes for endorsing a book of lies that millions of people bought because Oprah said to buy it. Just because you’re the Queen of T.V. doesn’t allow you to not research stuff before endorsing it. Just because Obama is black doesn’t make Oprah the expert on a person’s qualities to be a great President. If Obama is voted to become President by people who decide he is, on their own knowledge and belief of the man’s abilities to run the country, great. But if they vote just because Oprah tells them to, then Oprah may as well become the President.

TomKat Katie Falls Down and Cuts Her Leg But Suri is Uninjured

Katie Holmes reportedly doesn’t sleep in Tom’s bedroom. Well that’s not a surprise now is it. Loud snoring by Tom Cruise is reported as the problem. According to a source that told Star Mag., "It's a situation that works for both of them". Guess a little nooky is to much for Tom’s nostrils.
Also Katie had a little fall while shopping with Suri in Paris. She tripped on her high heels and fell and scrapped her leg. Fortunately a body guard grabbed little Suri. Bet Tom is going to give her hell for that.
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Katie may be sent back to headquarters to be reprogrammed by head Scientology units. They will straighten out her sloppiness.

Perez Hilton Reports That Fidel Castro Has Died

The President of Cuba, Fidel Castro is dead, according to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. The authorities are reportedly waiting to announce his death. Fidel Castro over threw the dictator Fulgencio Batista in 1959 and became the Prime Minister of Cuba. Castro became the President of Cuba in 1976. He is also the Commander in Chief which makes him in control of Cuba’s Miltary.
Fidel’s opponents call him a dictator, but his supporters love him as a charismatic liberator. Some reports say the C.I.A. tried to assassinate Castro about 638 times. Fidel said this about surviving all the assassination attempts against him, "If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal."
Fidel Castro has been quite ill recently and his brother Raul has been in charge of Cuba for the last year or so.

Lindsay Lohan's Mom Doesn't Seem To Be Thankful For Lindsay's Break With Justice

White Oprah, Dina Lohan, seems to be a little delusional to say the least. She reportedly told Eonline about Lindsay’s jail time, which by the way is reportedly only going to be 1 to 4 days max behind bars, “It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”
Dina Lohan also reportedly told 24Sizzler.com, “My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail!”

Holy cow. What a cow. Lindsay Lohan got a great deal after all her reportedly drug and alcohol escapades driving around half crazed smashing her car once and then reportedly another time chasing another vehicle down the highway like a crazed drunken lunatic. Dina should be on her knees thanking the justice system for giving Lindsay a break. Paris Hilton did less than Lindsay and had to spend 20+ days in jail. Certainly Lindsay can spend a night or two alone without cracking up.

Brangelina Get Matching Tattoos While In Chicago?

The American Royal family, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly got matching tattoos in Chicago from the Chicago Tattooing Co.
A source reportedly said: "An artist from the company slipped up to the 18th floor of the Peninsula Hotel.
"He spent the better part of a day needling Angelina and Brad, and some members of staff and security team."
This reportedly would be Angelina’s fourteenth tattoo.
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The rumour of Angelina possibly having hepatitis must be bogus. Or else her getting another tattoo is maybe bogus.

Pete Doherty Realizes He Needs To Go To Rehab

Pete Doherty has reportedly decided to go into rehab at Clouds Rehab Centre. Joan Cassidy, Petey’s aunt reportedly persuaded him that the only way to stay out of trouble is too seek professional help.
Joan's son-in-law, Barry Parsons, reportedly told the Daily Star: “Pete’s decided it’s best to go into rehab. He really wants to make a go of changing his ways.
“So far despite our help, he has struggled to do it and that’s why he’s seeking help elsewhere.”
Pete is going to appear in court on September 4th to face more drug charges.
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The Babyshambles singer just got of with more drug charges on a technicality, and there are rumours swirling around that Petey assaulted someone recently. He probably came to the realization that he will be going to jail soon, so he decided to go to rehab hoping that he can impress the court and get probation again instead of jail time. Put that druggy behind bars for a while because a stay in a luxury rehab center isn’t going to reform that drug addicted a**hole who just wants to get high and fk every little ho-hum in Britain.

Lindsay Lohan Makes a Statement

Lindsay Lohan Speaks:
“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have. I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.”
- Lindsay Lohan, in a statement released on Thursday

Okay Lindsay, that is one fine statement. I hope you will take advantage of the breaks you got from law enforcement and become a healthy and responsible person. We all shall find out from you in the future. And hire a chauffer, just in case.

Amy Winehouse is Totally Screwed Up

After Amy reportedly cut up her hubby Blake's face she texted to PerezHilton saying this about Blake,
“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other. Take back what you said on the blog. I thought you was my girl. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

If Wino doesn't get her sht together she will be joining the likes of Jimmy and Janis in invisible never never land. Amy please go to REHAB,NOW.

Britney Spears Starts up the Party Train Again

Britney's back. And she's a hard party girl again. Here's Britney with a new mystery man.
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Brad Pitt's New Movie Trailer Is Out And About

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford , starring Brad Pitt as his boyhood hero Jesse James, movie trailer has been released. Watch it at JustJared. I think it stinks but hey to each his own. I think Pitt is going to lose a bundle on that overpriced movie.

TomKat Shops in Paris

Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes does a little shopping in Paris with tiny daughter Suri. I guess Katie has to do something while her hubby Tom acts in his latest movie in Germany. Finishing up that movie where Tom tries to kill Hitler is taking a long time. I guess that’s because some Germans think Mr. Cruise is a leader of a cult. Those scared Germans probably thing Tom is really trying to recruit Germans and turn them into Scientologists. More likely Tom is just searching Germany for another place where his religious compatriots can make a sign that can be seen from outer space in case the spaceship misses their space vault sign that is in a desert in America. Katie is looking more and more like a space cadet every day.
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Obama Girl Gets Naked?

Barrack Obama’s beautiful you tube dancing girl supporter has reportedly jumped to now liking Hillary Clinton. Obama girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, reportedly said to Steppin' Out Magazine, "I have to say I'm very impressed with Hillary Clinton. I watched the recent debates and I liked a lot of her answers!"
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Amber is also reportedly going to be flashing her body parts for Playboy in an upcoming edition. Who the fk cares who she likes. She must think that she can convince Hilary to show a little more cleavage. People just want to see your naked ass for the most part Amber. Some rich single men might chase after your naked butt. So don’t pretend you are really intelligent or those a**hole rich guys will dump your sexual gold digger actions quicker than oysters sliding down there throats.

Britney Spears New Song Dreadful?

Britney Spears song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show just completely makes me want to throw up stuff from my innards. Some people might like it but they would only be slightly challenged or completely fked. I really don’t want to hear Britney singing about her ex husband’s leaving her. And not the 48 hour hubby either. Ok Britney we know you were mourning away to long over that gold digger K-Fed. Accept it. Go to Europe for a few years and make that golden boy fly over there to see his kiddies and pick up his monthly checks. Tell goldy boy to use some of his own $14 million to have some quality time with his golden spawn offspring.

Lindsay Lohan in Rehab?? Drug Charges Against Lohan Rumoured to be Dropped

After Lindsay Lohan was bragging about how she was really into the rehab to change her selfishness she is at a store with family talking on a cell phone. Lindsay had to make sure no one at rehab could hear who she was talking to. Lindsay reportedly is using a cell phone in rehab even though cell phones are not allowed in the rehab facility. There's also a rumour around saying Lindsay was caught in a bathroom with a male rehab resident involved in a little hanky panky. Lindsay probably got tired of jerking around or off with the equines. And Lindsay is probably just calling friends and bragging about how she fooled the justice authorities into believing she was a born again catholic who was really thinking about becoming a nun and they are going to let her pay a fine, go on probation for a while and take acting lessons. The rumours are now saying that the three drug charges against Lindsay will be dropped and then Lindsay may plead guilty to some charges and will only get about 4 days in jail and then probation.

Jenna Jameson's Adult Movie Making Comes To An End- She Also Got Rid Of Her Big Boob Implants

Jenna Jameson, the adult film star is reportedly retiring from adult films. Also Jenna told US Weekly that she had her implant boobs removed to.
Jenna said the following to US Weekly,
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

Boo-Hoo, there's going to be a whole lot of porno movie lovers being suddenly limp and crying over this news from Jenna.

Bill Murry Caught Drunk Driving a Golf Cart in Sweden?

"Caddyshack" star Bill Murray was pulled over in downtown Stockholm after admittedly driving drunk in a golf cart, but he refused a breath test saying he was protected by U.S. law.
Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of Stockholm police said, "He was out driving that electrical car right in the middle of Stockholm city. "The police thought it looked a bit strange, so they stopped him."
The officers noticed that Murray smelled of alcohol, but he refused to take a breath test, citing U.S. law — which has no bearing in Sweden, Holmlund said.
"He just got hung up on references to American legislation," he said, adding Murray later agreed to a blood test at a police station.
He said Murray was cooperative and was released after the test. The results will be ready in two weeks.
Murray signed a document admitting he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said.
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Well no wonder Murry got a little tipsy. He was hanging out with John Daly. The funny man must of thought it was ok to drive an electric golf cart around Sweden while being slightly pissed with booze not to mention pissed of at the Swedish police.

Foxy Brown Going To Jail?

Foxy Brown is reportedly being sent to jail for violating her probation. TMZ has reported that judge Melissa Jackson sent Foxy to jail. A source reportedly told TMZ that Foxy Brown’s face was priceless when the judge made the decision to send her to jail. Foxy reportedly told the court that she was pregnant and planned to get married too. I guess she thought that would spare her a** from going to jail. Foxy reportedly will have to stay in jail until her next court appearance on Sept 7th.

Pete Doherty's Kitten Became A Crack Head?

The British leading crack head’s pet is reportedly baked on cocaine. Pete Dopamine Doherty’s cat, Dinger, which is slang for syringe, recently gave birth to five kittens. One of those kittens got sick and forced Dopamine to take it to the vet. Cocaine was reportedly found in the poor little kitty.
An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."
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The only way to protect animals and himself from Dopamine’s own idiocy is to send him to prison for a year or two. Come on PETA, go after that animal abusing a**hole. The police and justice authorities in Britain seem to keep letting that druggy get away with all his illegal actions.

Amy Winehouse Reportedly Out Of Rehab Again

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse and her hubby Blake left rehab, The Causeway Clinic in Essex. A source reportedly said, “It is supposed to be a peaceful backdrop to help people deal with their problems. But Amy and Blake kept rowing and spoiling the ambience. “While Amy would be welcomed back with open arms, I’m not sure they’d say the same for Blake."

Those two drug addicted need to both go into different rehab centers before they od. They should break up for awhile, get clean and then see if they can work things out with out the drugs, booze and cutting each other. There are rumours that Blake is trying to match his Idol Pete Doherty. Amy should kick him out of her life for a while, get straightened out and then see if he will also get drug free if he wants to get Amy back. If he doesn’t want to give up Doherty then let him go live with Petey boy.

Pete Doherty Escapes Drug Charges Due To A Technicality

Pete Doherty escapes his latest drug charges due to a technicality. A judge reportedly said, "Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period." Petey is like a magician. He’s been charged so many times and yet he still is roaming around like a free bird.
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Melanie Brown Defends Her Wife Beater Husband

Mel B., Spice Girl, Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, was charged with beating a woman in 2003. Mel B. reportedly told Hello! Mag., "They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not. "If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman. He hasn't been the best of people. I know everything that he's done. He went through group therapy and counselling, but he's fully aware of what he's done."
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Ok Scary, but did you know hubby reportedly also beat up a duck too. If you don’t get it together, PETA will be coming after your hubby and it will not look good for the up-coming Spice Girls reunion tour. So get it together before they kick you out of the space cadets special tour. Or maybe you like getting your ass slapped until it’s red. You kinky girl you.

Jessica Simpson Is No Spoiled Brat Says Vivica Fox She's Just A Big Mouth Nitwit I Say

Jessica Simpson’s Diva like acting on the site of her new movie, Major Movie Star, has been called lies by her co-star Vivica A. Fox. Fox reportedly told People that she was “shocked” when Simpson was called a “spoiled brat.”
"Those vicious lies they put out were just that – lies," Fox, 43, reportedly said Saturday. "She was so much of a team player. She was gracious and so down to earth." Fox said about Jessica , "She showed a lot of physicality, like 90 percent of all her own stunts, and she sacrificed so much of her body for this movie."
"During the scene," remembers Fox, "she looked really intense when I looked in her eyes, and I just thought she was really into it. But when the director [Steve Miner] yelled, 'Cut,' Jessica came over to me and said, 'Vivica I hit my nose with the gun.' "
Explains Fox, "We got ice immediately ... Most girls would've stopped right then and there, but she was ready to do another take. She's wonderful."
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Nothing like trying to blow up some publicity for your movie by bragging how good big mouth Jessica is. That movie probably sucks and stinks like Simpson’s relation ship with Nick. It will more than likely drop from the big screen to DVD within a month. If only they put Jessica in her bathing suits while she carried a gun the movie would have hit # 1 for a weekend.

Lindsay Lohan Walking The Dog In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan was spotted doing a rehab walk in Sundance, Utah with some customers at the Cirque Lodge. I guess they were out walking and talking about all their drunken driving escapades, there drug induced stupefied party episodes, and their being rushed to the hospital in a comatose state of oblivion. Most people can’t even afford to vacation in such a nice place, but those fked up public rejects can. Lindsay looks okay, but then she always does when she’s in rehab. It’s when she gets out she falls back into the bottle and God knows what else. Lindsay should just stay in rehab until she goes to court and then gets sentenced to a short jail time. That will keep her free from booze and drugs and maybe smarten her up enough to realize there’s more to life than partying, getting high and getting fked by other drug addicted assholes. And take some more acting lessons to because your movie roles really suck.

Michael Vick Has Run Himself Into Jail Rather Than The End Zone

Michael Vick is going to jail most likely after he accepts a plea deal on those bloody dog fighting charges and Vick pleads guilty to felony conspiracy next Monday. Vick is likely to receive 18 months to 36 months in jail. Most likely the 18 months and then he will get out early on good behaviour. Vick’s Great NFL career is still being discussed by Vick’s lawyer and the Commissioner’s office. I’m thinking Vick will be banned from playing for at least one year and maybe even two or three years because Vick lied to the NFL Commissioner about his involvement with the dog fighting business. Michael Vick will be losing a big chunk of his $120 million deal with the Atlanta Falcons. I just can’t understand how Michael could be involved in such a seedy and downright cruel business of dog fighting and risking his football career, his reputation, all his extra endorsement deals. Certainly he could have just refused the dog fighting business and helped his so called friends or associates by getting them involved in some legitimate business enterprises. Michael Vick’s lawyer is saying, Mike is accepting full responsibility. As well, Vick should!!

K-Fed to Be On One Tree Hill?

K-Fed is going to do a one guest star episode on One Tree Hill. Tmz reportedly said that K-Fed would only do it if it didn’t mess up his custody arrangements. Nothing to mess up Britney’s cash rolling in. Reportedly he will be shooting this week in Carolina.

Madonna Haunted By Bird Souls Guy Ritchie Breaks Gamekeepers Arm

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s gamekeeper has reportedly left town. Martin Taylor who used to be in charge of the famous couple’s game on the estate apparently had to leave after Madonna became in fear of the birds she had murdered starting to haunt her with their souls. Stella McCartney and Trudie Styler, Modonna friends, reportedly changed Madonna’s mind on the hunting of game on her estate which ended up costing Taylor his job. Well that and the broken arm Taylor reportedly got from Madonna’s hubby Guy Ritchie in a fun little wrestling on the lawn. Well I guess if one is to be headlining the Live Earth concert, one can’t be blasting little birds out of the sky on a $20 million estate.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Stuck In Mexico

Dog the Bounty Hunter will apparently have to spend a longer vacation time in Mexico because the Americans will not let him and his family come home. The Mexicans freed the dog man from his kidnapping charges down south but the US Office of International Affairs will not release the bond. Dog and his wife Beth reportedly said, "We love this country and are proud to be Americans, so this is absolutely devastating that we can now roam free in Mexico, but not in our own country." The judge handling Dog’s case is apparently gone on vacation until some time in October. Can’t the American authorities just get another judge to let Dog back in. I guess Dog upset someone in the Justice System of America and they are punishing the Hunter of humans by keeping his ex-criminal butt in Mexico.
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