Michael Jackson reportedly had himself shrunk for reasons unknown. A source reportedly said his doctor gave him a little to much botox. He’s been spotted in the subway raising money for lawyer fees until he raises enough to launch a mini mal-practice suit. He’s reportedly got to raise some cash to pay for his Chinese torture stretch machine as well. Another unknown source says he’s enjoying hanging out with little people much more now. He fits right in now, the unknown source said. And on a more truthful note we have some beautiful swamp land in Dubai for sale. The only amenity it lacks is water. Oh fk it, just enjoy this little guy impersonating Jackson.
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