Britney Spears Finds Truth?

Britney Spears is into reading now. She reportedly bought a classic, a $12.95 Hallmark gift volume called, 50 Truths Worth Knowing, and some candles at a L.A. drugstore.
For a girl who wants to be Paris Hilton’s party friend again, Britney certainly needs to find out some kind of truths alright. Here,s a list of truths worth keeping in one’s brain,
1. Always wear panties when out in public.
2. Never attack vehicles with an umbrella.
3. Don’t have bodyguards that beat on Photographers.
4. Don’t carry around your children while drinking.
5. Ban all cameras when getting nude with college boys.
6. Quit smoking in the company of minors.
7. Get friends you can trust.
8. Run of to the circus and be a real clown.
9. Stop trying to recreate the past career.
10. Change your name to Osama and buy a village in Pakistan.