Thursday, August 30, 2007

Jordan Becoming a Hair Product Expert?

Katie Price, aka, Jordan, is trying to make her name a trademark so she can use it for hair products including hair dryers and rollers. Dlisted.com thinks she should register dumb whore as a trademark. All of the unfortunate Katie Prices of the world have a measly three months to object to that no hair ho-hum’s trademark application. Reportedly The Sun is willing to pay for any Katie Price named people out there. I’m going to change my name right away, that is if the money is more than the cost of changing one’s name. Plus the cost of blonde wigs. I going to have to contact Britney, she has lots of extra blondies hanging around. I just want head wigs though. No vagina wigs wanted.

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