Monday, August 20, 2007

Paris Hilton Rumoured To Become a Celebrity Brother

The rumours about Paris Hilton going on Celebrity Big Brother for a cool $600,000 are still swirling around that Ho-Hum’s ass. Paris just launched a new fashion line which reportedly sold out very quickly where she appeared wearing her own skanky stuff. A source from Big Brother reportedly said Paris was told, Name your own price. Well at least Paris, if she signs on will be spending a while with room mates and receiving money rather than cat calls by dykes and horny jailbirds. Paris also won’t have to have mystery meat for food either. It will be like heaven Paris. Go for it. I bet your room mates will have you crying after three days, unless of course they aren’t allowed to hurt your feelings.

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