Tuesday, August 7, 2007

TomKat Talks Like a Britain

Bloody hell you fking blimy. What’s bloody happening to all those blimy American wanna be Brits anyway. Reportedly a source says Tom Cruise likes Posh space cadet’s words and British phrases, calling them brilliant. This coming from a guy who believes a space ship is coming to pick him up. He reportedly goes around mimicking her when he’s at the Beckhams house. Victoria must be just about on cloud nine about now. Ah, Tom boy is seducing her into scientology subtly, but I really don,t think those two Brit’s are as stupid as they look. Who else could get a $250 million deal to sit on the bench. 10% of $250 million is a nice little chunk of money to rake in to your church I would think. Not to mention a cool 10% of the millions Posh is set to funnel into the Beckham fortune with her upcoming Spice (Space) Girls tour. It’s also reported that Will Smith is also mimicking Victoria’s bloody English. Maybe Will will call his next album The Fresh Prince of British Cool.
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