Britney Spears

Star Magazine reportedly said Britney Spears put her writing and investigative skills to good use by writing her mother a heartfelt poem called, Dear Momma, and a cd of private phone conversations between Lynne Spears and KFed taken by a private eye. Supposedly in the recorded conversations, KFed and Lynne Spears set up times that she can secretly see her grandchildren.

An unknown and unconfirmed source also reportedly said Britney was going to become a private eye herself, so she could keep tabs on Kfed and her Mom’s dirty little secrets. Here she is secretly breaking into a car during training at private eye school. Here she is in disguise fooling the local paparazzi. That biotche has really got it going on now.