Saturday, July 7, 2007

Little Red Riding Hood


Divine Brown, aka Little Red Riding Hood, or Stella Marie Thompson, turned a trick into a million dollar payday. Her illegal meeting with Hugh Grant on Sunset Boulevard made the Hollywood hooker a millionairess. Not bad for what was only a $60 sexapade. Hugh was in a BMW and Little Red Riding Hood was strutting her basket of goodies on Sunset Boulevard’s sidewalks on June 27, 1995. Because Grant’s foot kept pumping the brake pedal while Red Riding Hood was pumping the celebrity’s manhood, the car’s flashing brakes lights caught the attention of the police. Grant got fined approximately $1600 and ordered to join an aids awareness program and got 2 years probation after his no contest plea. Hugh Grant apologized on The Tonight Show, while Little Miss Riding Hood went on practically any talk show and spilled the beans. Reportedly she cashed in a whopping $1.6 million from the publicity alone. The pretty woman hooker sucked her way into instant celebrity and riches. There is a Santa Claus after all and in this case his name was Hugh Grant. I knew I liked something about those Brits.
Full story at The Daily Mail.

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