Michael Jackson's teacher is reportedly helping jailbird Paris Hilton by giving her singing lessons. Vocal coach Seth Riggs, known for helping Madonna, Prince, and Wacko Jacko rise to singing stardom is working with Paris. Seth Riggs book, Singing For The Stars was clutched in Hiltons arms as she left a Seth seminar, reportedly saying her lessons were going well. She better read it better than she read the Bible when she was in jail or she may forget how to sing. Oh sorry she never knew how to sing in the first place. Paris kinda sings like Eddy Murphy,s, She Likes To Party All The Time. Badly. Oh well, may-be she will surprise us all and blow us away, but unfortunately she’ll probably just blow some dude on the net again. And that will be enough to sell albums for her once again. Paris is the novelty Queen of our time. Considering how much her first album, Paris, was trashed it still sold more than 600,000 copies. And Paris can’t stop partying. She was out in da club scene already. Reportedly she was drinking and being her slutty self again. Reportedly Paris is taking acting lessons too. The Simple Life star’s life just gets more and more complicated each and every day. Go get em Paris. Take all those self centered, famous for something, Hollywood celebs, over inflated ego types to the cleaners. The Novelty Queen shall rule the world.
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