Pamela Bach Trouble

26 year old Nicole Valdez reportedly told TMZ that David Hasseloff’s ex wife Pamela Bach tried to intimidate her after Nicole pressed charges against Bach for crashing into her car and then taking off. Bach reportedly showed up at Valdez’s home with a camera crew, demanding to strike a deal.

Criss Angel

Criss Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos, filed for divorce in the Long Island Court. She reportedly claims the magician kept their 15 year marriage a secret from the public to keep all other ladies hot and horny for him. She also reportedly alleges that his relationship with Cameron Diaz led to the demise of the marriage.
TMZ reports that Sarantakos' lawyer will be serving Cameron Diaz with a subpoena and forced to appear in court for the divorce trial. Angel and his lawyer have not yet denied Angel had an affair.
Wow, he made his marriage disappear for 15 years. The horny bastard should be taken to the cleaners. If Cameron didn’t know about the marriage either then she should slap him silly. But if she did then she better hide out for awhile from Sarantakos lawyer. Cause this is gonna cost Angel more than his wings. Aw, shucks, Criss will probably just make himself disappear for 15 years. I won’t miss his sorry lying ass.

Renee Zellweger

Renee Kathleen Zellweger, the American, Academy Award winning actress looked absolutely dreadful at the Korlovy Film Festival. She looked like she was going for a soda rather than a film festival as a presenter. A spokesperson for Zellweger said her luggage was lost on her flight to the festival and she had to wear what she had worn on the flight. So we forgive her for looking so drab. Next time jam a French designer dress in your carry-on. If it gets wrinkled just say it was designed to look that way.

Harry Potter

The boy wizard, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, has conjured up an estimated $50 million for the next two instalments of the witchcraft inspired Harry Potter films. The money will be split over The Half-Blood Prince and the yet to be released film based on the final book The Deathly Hallows. Radcliffe will also inherit roughly $40 million when he turns eighteen next month. One rich little wizard indeed.
He will be able to pick and choose his movie parts in the future now that he’s such a rich young man. Daniel was quoted in the Daily Mail saying, "Obviously, I'm in a very fortunate position where I don't have to do things for the money. I can simply do them because there's an interesting character and a good director involved."
Radcliffe has already stepped out of his wizard shoes with a serious part in the London play Equus, where his part requires him to play a nude scene. The boy wizard has grown up into a wise wizard for sure.

Michael Moore Sicko

Michael Moore is set to reap 50% of the profits from his new film Sicko. He may need some of that to defend himself against the U.S. government. It seems they don’t like the way he traveled to Cuba with sick Americans while making the film. On making a lot of money Moore reportedly said the following,
“It’s a really interesting irony for me,” Moore says of his expected financial windfall. “What it should do to me is remind me every single day that I have an even greater responsibility to do good with the success that I have been blessed with. I need to make sure that I am able to make the next film with the money that I have made on this film. The money allows me to never have to give in, never compromise. Nothing can ever be held over my head in the sense of, ‘If you don’t do this, we won’t give you your money!’ ‘Oh, wow, I guess I’ll be in really bad shape, won’t I?’ That’s an enormous bit of freedom that I have — to stay completely true to the things I believe in. But I have an even greater responsibility because I have been blessed with that great success. I challenge myself with that, constantly.”

Lily Allen Kung Fu Fighting

Is Lily just crashing and burning under the weight of fame. I think so by her troubles lately.
Lily Allen, of my space fame, is alleged to have attacked a photographer outside a London club. The photographer was allegedly struck by Allen in March, leaving him bloodied and bruised. He was reported to have said, “She hit me even though I had put my camera down. I turned to the right and she hit me in the face,” “She was saying to us beforehand: ‘You all want me to do something, don’t you?’ and she attacked me after that.” “My nose was bleeding but I didn’t realize until someone pointed it out. I was just so stunned, I could not believe it.
“I could not understand why she thought she should be allowed to do that. If I had punched someone I would be in trouble so why shouldn’t a celebrity?”

Allen’s Lily Loves line of clothes at New Look outlets in Britain has reportedly flopped.
Lily reportedly said at the line’s launch party, “I don’t really understand why anyone would come and buy these dresses so I am preparing for the shame of tumbleweed in Oxford Street when no one wants them.”
All of this comes after she cancelled a lot of her United States spring tour, reportedly after saying on her web site that she was, "getting really drunk" and is "tired."
Lily Allen is scheduled to tour Australia at the end of July.

George Clooney Not On Our Watch

George Clooney reports that Ocean’s Thirteen cast have donated over $5 million to help humanitarian efforts in the Darfur region of the troubled country of Sudan.
Through their charity, Not On Our Watch, they just donated a million $’s to the U.N.’s World Food Program which will deliver food to hard to reach villages in Darfur by helicopter , raising their total donations to help Darfur to 5.5 million dollars in three weeks.
Not On Our Watch also donated $1 million to the British-based charity Save The Children and $750,000 to the British-based relief agency Oxfam.
Clooney said , I have every intention of raising awareness and money in other places.

Not On Our Watch web site here.

Paris Hilton Gets Ripped By Mika

Paris Hilton's Favorite Bible Passage?????



Paris Released from Jail Spoof Video

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis said this, in Time Magazine, about Isaiah Washington getting fired,
“I hate to think we live in a time when you can get fired from your job because of what you say. (Isaiah Washington) didn’t punch anyone. I think we’ll think differently with hindsight.”

It’s about being tolerant Mr. Willis, not right or wrong in your opinion or in my opinion. Words of intolerance are breeding grounds for hatred and evil to grow and spread fear in the world.

Kelly Clarkson

Time Magazine Reviews Kelly Clarkson’s Album, My December.
“Most of the songs, co-written by Clarkson, rely on wide-screen, processed production gimmicks, rather than genuine hooks. And as any pop Svengali knows, making a pop record is as much a matter of craft and precision as it is eccentricities. It’s about the thin line between hackwork and magic. As much as one can applaud Clarkson for wanting to be taken seriously, neither pop nor rock should sound as labored as most of My December. A Svengali might have also talked her out of releasing a summertime album with that title, but that’s another story.”
That was rough...

Spice Girls

After sparing us for almost ten years of life without spice, Vicky, Mel C, Geri, Emma, and Mel B., those five bubblegum singers are going to try and gouge the little teeny bobbers of old and the new ones of their allowances. I‘m sure they will come up with some publicity stunt where they will donate part of the profit to some worthy cause, thus making them out to be great philanthropists. Spare us the misery, Please. We don’t want to see your five skanky ass butts anymore. If you need to hold a reunion do it at Posh’s new digs or rent a hotel, or better yet in some stinky old castle where the paparazzi can’t take pictures, thus saving us from the agony of seeing five has been’s strutting around like ho-hums in heat. Supposedly they will kick off their new old hag tour in December in L.A. Just when we thought the young were free from those skanks they pull---- em back in.

Usher Couple Due in Fall

Superstar singer Usher and fiancé Tameka Foster are with child. The little one is due sometime in the fall. They released the following statement to the public, “We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives.”
"I do plan to have children with Usher." Tameka Foster answered just last week when responding to rumours on her pregnancy. Usher’s mother, Jonetta Patton and Foster are reportedly still at odds over potshots Foster took at Usher’s mom during a radio interview. Another source reported that Patton is very happy for her son though.

Paris Hilton Gets Stuffed With Mystery Meat in Jail

Paris Hilton says the reason she appeared on Larry King Live was because she really has a great respect for Larry because he is an Icon. Paris told Larry she doesn’t have a drinking problem. She also said she doesn’t do illicit drugs. Paris suffers from ADD, which she takes medication for. She told Larry she wouldn’t mind working with MADD at all. Paris says she’s baffled at the stories being told about her. Could it be the friends you party with girl?
Paris had to eat bolony, which is called mystery meat by the inmates while behind bars. Poor girl. Now she knows what poor people have to eat because they can’t afford to buy caviar or go out to fancy restaurants.
She was bragging about reading the bible while she was behind bars, but when asked by Larry for one of her favourite scriptures she paused for a bit, then said well I don’t really have a favourite one. I think she is no more brighter than a squashed fire-fly. For a business woman she leaves a lot to be desired. She acts like an immature little ditzy blonde in the worst way. If thoughtfulness was dynamite Paris wouldn’t have enough to blow her nose.

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse reportedly carved up her stomach during an interview recently. Amy was reportedly quoted as saying, "I write songs because I'm fucked in the head and need to get something good out of something bad. I thought 'I'm going to die if I don't write down the way I feel I'm going to do myself in.' It's nothing spectacular. And if I did I'd be a fucking right bitch, wouldn't I?" That girl is seriously tapped. She better get into Rehab now! She needs to give her nose a break so her brain can live a little. There are less destructive ways to get attention. Amy needs to give herself some rehab before she becomes a headline on the obituary page. Her fked up husband should seek rehab also. Slide show pics of Amy below. Her arms are so cut up.

Paris Hilton

Sheriff Lee Baca was trying to save Paris’s life by letting her out of jail??? What kind of BS is that. He reportedly said, "Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail." "What's worth more, a person spending time in a county jail for driving on a suspended license or a person losing her life? She was at a place where we couldn't fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We knew this problem was not going to get better. We were placed in a very unusual and awkward position with Ms. Hilton." Hmmm. Is claustrophobia, Paris’s illness, a rampant killer in California jails these days. How can public officials stand before the people and try to cram this BS down their throats. Paris was only acting a part so she could get a get out of jail card. So stop making excuses for being duped by that internet slut and her rich family. I can agree with Paris’s try to get out of jail early, but the sheriff’s reason being to save a life seems no more plausible than saving one’s own hand when caught in the cookie jar by cutting it off. Paris Hilton is just a recipe for poison, no more or no less.

John Stamos

John Stamos flames out in Australian interview. Acting quite bizarrely John boy makes no sense on the show Mornings With Kerr-Ann. The host seems to be absolutely enjoying every second of Stamos's flame out. A representative reportedly blamed it on exaustation and or jet-lag. Video below.

Rosie O'Donnell

What was Rosie thinking? Is she nuts letting a little girl wear bullets around her neck like that. Fake bullets or not it still stinks. The Donald should have a field day over this picture. But then anyone who gets her hair curled while video-blogging is so, so full of herself. I hope the Donald trashes her so badly. It will surely make for great blogging for at least a month. And of course Rosie and Donald the Hair will profit from all the publicity. Fake bullets will get Trumped.

Quentin Tarantino

Quentin Tarantino was reportedly caught interviewing for his new movie, Pulp Suction. Has to be a lot of jam on them toes to get into the movie. Reportedly Quentin will be sucking er, I mean interviewing for the rest of the month. Men will be sucked on the last day of the month. An unknown source reportedly said Tarantino is hopeful that Queen of all media PerezHilton will show up. Perez was reportedly so hot he blew a load of crap at his staff. Unconfirmed of course.

PerezHilton Trashed by Joss

Joss Stone Performs Exorcism on PerezHilton on Youtube. Funny , funny, actually hilarious. Check it out.

Paris Hilton's Walk of Freedom

The Queen of all Media's Idol was released from jail at midnight last night. Paris Hilton looked like a former death row inmate being found not guilty of her crime. My God, she was only in jail for 23 days, not years for fk sake. The fking media were all there as Paris strutted to her waiting mothers arms, waving to the crowd of idiots who surrounded her, smiling like a spoiled chihuahua that just peed on the floor. One fked up fan looked like he had just seen the return of Jesus as he worshiped the Beverly Hills heiress's appearance. Martin Luther King Jr. must be doing the roll over Beethoven thing in his grave. Paris was reportedly heard saying to her mother as they hugged, What no million, no Babs, Only that old fart Larry, Fk. Perez Hilton was reportedly so overcome by emotion that he reportedly pissed himself. Unconfirmed reports say Paris Hilton reportedly called Perez up and invited him to a getting out of jail pool party where he could stand in the pool and not embarrass himself.
Babara Walters reportedly could not stop hissing at the T.V. as Paris was being released, practically frothing at the mouth for not getting the first interview on Paris's freedom from the slammer. The sour grapes Babs was munching on were reported as causing her problems. Imagine that, beneath her. She's a celebrity interviewer for fk sakes.
Anyway, here's a few of the sordid pics from Paris's walk of freedom.

Tom Cruise

Germany has reportedly barred the producers of the film Valkyrie, because its star, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday. The movie is about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler by Count Stauffenberg during World War II in a war bunker in Germany. The German Defence Ministry is reportedly going to be refusing to let the movie’s producers, which include Tom Cruise, from filming at German military sites.
The German government reportedly does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. Germany reportedly says Scientology masquerades as a religion to make money, Scientology leaders reject that assertion.
A spokesman, reportedly said the film makers "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".

Paris Hilton Interview a No Go

Seems Barbara Walters didn’t want to interview Paris Hilton and ABC didn’t push to hard for the interview. Most of the celebrity interviewers seem to agree and refused to pay and then refused a free interview. I guess Larry’s contract with CNN forces him to do the interview with Paris Hilton. Or maybe CNN were willing to pay the most to interview the Beverly Hills no-talent, born again Christian, while the others were to ashamed to admit they chased her sluty ass around. Whatever, here’s what Babs had to say to Cindy Adams of the New York Post, Page Six, "Look, I've done prison interviews before, but people like the Menendez Brothers were really important news stories," said the First Lady of the Soundbites. "This wasn't. And even though I'd already written my questions, when all that pay-for-play stuff happened, I suddenly felt this was not up to my standard. It . . . felt . . . sort of . . . "
"Tawdry. The whole thing somehow was beneath me. Besides, it was a no-win. If I did a tough piece and her tears started to flow, it would be, 'Oh, there's Barbara Walters making people cry again.' Too soft, and I'd be criticized."
"They wanted it. For them it was ratings. For me it was respect. I'm fortunately at a point in my life where I can choose what I want, and this was solely my decision. But I must tell you how classy ABC was. They didn't try to force me or say they'd place it on "Nightline," or give it to someone else to do or any of the things they could have done.
They respected my decision and walked away.
"Some agreed with my decision, some didn't. For me it was just a question of respect."

Megan Fox

Megan Fox reportedly said this about sex, "I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are! That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them."

I think they wish Megan Fox would have sex with them.

Fergie

Fergie reportedly said this about doing cyrstal meth,
"I remember thinking somebody was inside of it (clothes hamper), going to come and get me, so I was talking to the person who was crawling in the hamper."

I hope your clean now, for the clothes sake at least.

Cameron Diaz Apologizes

Cameron Diaz apologizes for her fashion Faux-Pax in Peru. She reportedly said, "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."
"I'm sorry for any people's pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country's history."
Diaz obviously needs a shopping expert who can point out these little trouble spots to her. Or maybe she should read more.



Cameron Diaz has apparently offended some of the people of Peru. While she explored the ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu, Cameron wore a green fashion with a communist slogan on it. Seems her trendy fashion bag was emblazoned with a red star and the slogan, Serve the People, printed in Chinese on Cameron's bag. Those words were a favorite political slogan of Mao Zedong,(Mao Tse-tung) first Chairman of the Communist Party of China. .----- That particular phrase has significant meaning in the country of Peru. The Maoist Shining Path, (Communist Party of Peru), insurgency brought chaos to Peru in the 1980's and early 90's, spreading chaos, massacres, assassinations, and bombings throughout Peru. Pablo Rojas, a human rights activist in Peru was reported as saying the following about the insensitive slogan on Diaz's bag, "It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don't think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology" did so much damage. I'm sure it was just an unknown fashion faux-pas on her part. If and when this is brought to her attention I'm sure she will apologize. I don't believe she is a communist. She's much too cute, whatever that means. She also reportedly filmed a segment for MTV during her visit to Machu Picchu, and surprised locals in the city of Cusco, by wandering around the city taking photos and talking to local residents.

Ass of the Week

Whoose ass is That in My Window????
Rate from 1-10 on Dog's Doggy Scale.
1. She's an actress.
2. She's also a producer.
3. She's a T.V. personality too.

Paris Hilton on Larry King Show

The Beverly Hills Royalness will be omnipresent among us by Tuesday when she will be released or is that leased to the talk show circuit. Paris Hilton reportedly gets out of jail on Tuesday and her first T.V. interview will reportedly be by CNN’s Larry King on Wednesday. The tears will most likely be flowing as Paris pouts to Larry on his show. Will she have anything meaningful to say about the war in Iraq, I doubt it. Or anything meaningful about any other issues concerning the world, I doubt it. Will she talk about herself, yes, and how she has grown, yes, how she has become this wonderful new woman, yes, boo-hoo I’m crying already. I’ll be watching and no doubt millions will also be watching with me too. Reports, unconfirmed, that Paris will be showing off her new found professional skills with bars(poles). Paris may be working in future exposing all the dangers fraught with being an exotic pole dancer in Iraq and Iran.

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz has apparently offended some of the people of Peru. While she explored the ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu, Cameron wore a green fashion with a communist slogan on it. Seems her trendy fashion bag was emblazoned with a red star and the slogan, Serve the People, printed in Chinese on Cameron's bag. Those words were a favorite political slogan of Mao Zedong,(Mao Tse-tung) first Chairman of the Communist Party of China. .----- That particular phrase has significant meaning in the country of Peru. The Maoist Shining Path, (Communist Party of Peru), insurgency brought chaos to Peru in the 1980's and early 90's, spreading chaos, massacres, assassinations, and bombings throughout Peru. Pablo Rojas, a human rights activist in Peru was reported as saying the following about the insensitive slogan on Diaz's bag, "It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don't think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology" did so much damage. I'm sure it was just an unknown fashion faux-pas on her part. If and when this is brought to her attention I'm sure she will apologize. I don't believe she is a communist. She's much too cute, whatever that means. She also reportedly filmed a segment for MTV during her visit to Machu Picchu, and surprised locals in the city of Cusco, by wandering around the city taking photos and talking to local residents.

Eva and Tony Parker

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria’s wedding in early July reportedly has sparked a celebrity magazine bidding war for the exclusive pictures. People seems to be in the lead to acquire the rights ahead of OK and INTOUCH mags. The Hollywood, sports celebrity wedding of the summer is generating TomKat like interest and the People rag is willing to pay top dollar for it.

Bruce Willis Live Free or Die

The movie Live Free or Die Hard starring Bruce Willis brought out the cast and the family at the N.Y.C. premiere on Friday.






Bruce and Family

Kate Beckinsale










Maggie Q




Mary ElizabethWinstead

Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie Brown’s (Scary Spice) little baby girl, according to reports. A nasty child support case is most likely to follow. Eddie's got lots of donkey money to spread around. So start spreading Big Daddyo.

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani surprised the crowd in hometown Orange County on Friday at her solo concert at the Verizon Amphitheatre. Stefani’s encore for her fans included her No Doubt bandmates joining Gwen on stage. Her fans went wild as the songs, Just a Girl, Spiderwebs, It’s My Life were performed by Stefani and No Doubt.

Joss Stone

Joss Stone 20, soul singer extraordinaire, is to perform at the Knowsley Hall Music Festival in Liverpool. "I kind of clicked into soul music more than anything else because of the vocals. You've got to have good vocals to sing soul music and I always liked it ever since I was little". She told MTV news.
Joss’s demands reportedly include 12 de-thorned roses and American salad dressing, Miracle Whip. The report also says she'll only eat from china plates on a tablecloth. Her list of requirements to organisers also reportedly states, Feel free to serve regional specialities and be creative. Joscelyn Eve Stoker, (her real name) is learning to be a Diva very quickly. She has sold over ten million albums worldwide, won a Brit award, and a Grammy. She was born on April 11, 1987. Joss was #78 on Maxim's Hot 100 in 2007.
Reportedly a string of recent incidents reported by the UK press as examples of Joss’s increasingly erratic behaviour has stirred up some controversy.
Her album, Introducing Joss Stone, was released on March 12, 2007.

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse, 23 year old British soul singer, reportedly asked Glastonbury Festival organisers for lots of booze to be on hand for her at the event. "My drinking has replaced weed; I still have a problem. Well, I have had problems with booze…" she reportedly was quoted in a recent interview.
Her list of booze requirements reportedly were, two bottles of Spanish red wine, a large bottle of vodka, a bottle of champagne and a bottle of brandy, upon her arrival. The list also included one case of lager, 40 Marlboro Lights, plenty of chocolate and three 'good quality' hot pizzas. At the 52nd Ivor Novello Awards Amy’s song Rehab won best contemporary song.
Wet drizzly weather and muddy grounds greeted the fans, reportedly in excess of 1 million, at the Glastonbury event. Besides Amy Winehouse other acts to play were The Who, Artic Monkeys, The Killers, Modest Mouse, Lily Allen, Bjork, Arcade Fire, and many others.
The event will also involve The Big Kiss, where fans will try to break the Guinness World Record for the biggest amount of people kissing at one time.

Denise Richards

Blonde and Blonder star Denise Richards to become an exotic dancer. She will reportedly star in the Indie film A Beautiful Life, which is being directed by Alejandro Chomski, as an exotic dancer. The male lead is reportedly Jesse Garcia. Also appearing in the roughly $5 million film are Michael Madsen, Dana Delaney, and Debi Mazar.

Richards was born on February 17, 1971. She first found fame and fortune in the late 90s in films that featured her sex appeal.(Wild Things, The World is Not Enough). Richards was at one time married to Charlie Sheen. Their subsequent divorce was nasty to say the least. Richards made many allegations against Sheen which he denied. In November, 2006, it was reported that Richards, while making a movie at a casino in British Columbia, confronted several photographers she saw taking her picture. She reportedly grabbed a labtop computer from one of them and threw it over a balcony. It landed near two elderly ladies, one of whom was in a wheel chair and apparently injured by this incident. No charges were laid against the actress.