Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s family and friends slip in to visit Paris without having to wait 2 to 4 hours like some other inmate’s family. It was reported that Nicky Hilton and her boy-toy passed everyone else and got in to see Paris in like 15 minutes or so. The other visitors were said to be upset. Ah, the benefits of richness. Nicky reportedly said Paris was being so strong that I want to puke. Me that is, not Nicky. Paris is said to be on a cheerios only diet. I hope she’s only eating the ho-les. Paris was reportedly quoted as saying on Saturday, Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. “During the past several days I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience.” Can you say, Paris’s Publicity Machine is now in full gear mode. Paris was reported to be shocked at all the media attention her case has generated. Hmmm, she wasn’t shocked at all the media attention she was receiving for doing absolutely nothing, except maybe partying and acting like some two-bit ho before her incarceration. Paris is more shocked that she’s still in jail paying for her crime rather than being home laughing at the judge and the criminal justice system that she and her rich entourage thought they had out smarted. See you in about 15 days Ms. Hilton. Someone give her a Bible to clutch on her release. Please!