Monday, June 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan


All coke heads listen up. Lindsay(Knife) Lohan has cancelled her Big Birthday Bash. A spokesperson reportedly said about Lindsay’s party at Pure’s in Vegas,
"The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why PURE was even still promoting it. But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent.” An unknown source, unverified, reported that Lindsay may become a magician who specialises in throwing knives while sober instead of jabbing everyone while under the influence of drugs.

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