Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Hilton Gets Stuffed With Mystery Meat in Jail


Paris Hilton says the reason she appeared on Larry King Live was because she really has a great respect for Larry because he is an Icon. Paris told Larry she doesn’t have a drinking problem. She also said she doesn’t do illicit drugs. Paris suffers from ADD, which she takes medication for. She told Larry she wouldn’t mind working with MADD at all. Paris says she’s baffled at the stories being told about her. Could it be the friends you party with girl?
Paris had to eat bolony, which is called mystery meat by the inmates while behind bars. Poor girl. Now she knows what poor people have to eat because they can’t afford to buy caviar or go out to fancy restaurants.
She was bragging about reading the bible while she was behind bars, but when asked by Larry for one of her favourite scriptures she paused for a bit, then said well I don’t really have a favourite one. I think she is no more brighter than a squashed fire-fly. For a business woman she leaves a lot to be desired. She acts like an immature little ditzy blonde in the worst way. If thoughtfulness was dynamite Paris wouldn’t have enough to blow her nose.

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