Paris Hilton was released from jail because she was suffering from extreme emotional distress!! Wow. Isn't that what going to jail does to you. No special treatment my ass! I new she wouldn't do her full jail time . I guess everyone did, really. Paris is reportedly planning a huge party for the week-end. I hope her parents hide all the car keys. Supposedly her parents have already hired several chauffeurs for Paris for when she finishes her parole and gets to remove her ankle bracelet. They reportedly even inquired about getting a chip implanted in her so they can keep track of her. One of the reasons for Paris's reportedly emotional breakdown was attributed to her distaste for all things colored orange. Reportedly jail officials are saying they should have hired a fashion designer to design Paris's jail garb. That way they could have kept her incarcerated for at least a week!
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