Everybody’s whipping girl, Paris Hilton, has returned to her old stomping grounds in the Lynwood jail. She has left one medical ward for another. Paris’s family reportedly said she was on her proper medication and doing fine. The LA Times reports that 20% of criminals with cases similar to hers have served 23 days. Congratulations Paris, you might make the top 20. So pop a few more valium, Zoloft, or maybe snort some cheese and next thing you know you’ll be out on the interview circuit making untold thousands of dollars. A book may also be in the wings too. Tentative title, Money Makes Money, No Talent Required!, or I Stripped in Jail for Extras!!
2 comments:
That biotch is more famous now then before, I guess crime does pay.
I'd like to stick that pole somewhere.
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