Saturday, June 30, 2007

Criss Angel


Criss Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos, filed for divorce in the Long Island Court. She reportedly claims the magician kept their 15 year marriage a secret from the public to keep all other ladies hot and horny for him. She also reportedly alleges that his relationship with Cameron Diaz led to the demise of the marriage.
TMZ reports that Sarantakos' lawyer will be serving Cameron Diaz with a subpoena and forced to appear in court for the divorce trial. Angel and his lawyer have not yet denied Angel had an affair.
Wow, he made his marriage disappear for 15 years. The horny bastard should be taken to the cleaners. If Cameron didn’t know about the marriage either then she should slap him silly. But if she did then she better hide out for awhile from Sarantakos lawyer. Cause this is gonna cost Angel more than his wings. Aw, shucks, Criss will probably just make himself disappear for 15 years. I won’t miss his sorry lying ass.

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