Victoria Beckham reportedly is to cheap to join scientology club of the rich and famous Hollywood celebrities. She reportedly trashed L.Ron Hubbard’s religion as being ridiculous and really really pricey. Posh reportedly told a friend, "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense."
It's completely laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like Kabbala in that it's become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It's a joke," another friend of not so spacy Posh reportedly said. The friend also implied Posh was cheap saying, "Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."
There are rumours floating around Hollywood that Tomkat may now cut the Beckhams of because of these statements from spacey spice girl. Although they may reconsider if Posh agrees to read a book for once in her pathetic life. Any guesses as to what book it might be?
There are also rumours of an intervention being held in a Las Vegas casino involving TomKat, the Pitt’s, Travolta and Wise-Owl himself George Clooney, if Angelina OK’s George’s attendance that is. Reportedly they will all have to bet 10% of the cash they have on hand at the Blackjack tables. They will have ambulances and paramedics on hand just in case Posh becomes overwhelmed and passes out. No psychiatric drugs will be allowed on the premises. These rumours have not been verified.
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She will be converted, she loves hanging or rather flying with that crowd to much to let a little thing like money stand in her way. Poor David.
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