Sunday, June 3, 2007

Paris Hilton



An ugly orange jumpsuit, a tooth brush, a tube of tooth paste, soap, a comb, deorderant, shampoo, shaving implements and a pencil, stationary, envelopes, and stamps. Pretty skimpy fare for a heiress. That's all the goodies Paris Hilton will be given after she checks into the "Hotel" Century Regional Detention Facility. A long way from the luxurious " Hilton " in Paris, France Hotel she is accustomed to. Paris will be able to buy a make-up compact, eye shadow to hide those dark circles she has from crying over her impending punishment for her bad girl antics, an eye brow pencil and some hair coloring from the commissary from a pre-paid account. Who knows maybe Paris will emerge from jail a subdued brunette rather than the ditzy, blonde, spoiled brat she went in as.
I bet Paris will hear the phrase, "Could I have your autograph",a lot more frequently in jail too. Personally , I don't think she will do the whole 23 days. Officials seem too always come up with a way to lessen the sentence of rich well to do people in society. That's just the way it is, so get used to it you poor slobs!
Yours Truly Dog:

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