Paris Hilton's Walk of Freedom

The Queen of all Media's Idol was released from jail at midnight last night. Paris Hilton looked like a former death row inmate being found not guilty of her crime. My God, she was only in jail for 23 days, not years for fk sake. The fking media were all there as Paris strutted to her waiting mothers arms, waving to the crowd of idiots who surrounded her, smiling like a spoiled chihuahua that just peed on the floor. One fked up fan looked like he had just seen the return of Jesus as he worshiped the Beverly Hills heiress's appearance. Martin Luther King Jr. must be doing the roll over Beethoven thing in his grave. Paris was reportedly heard saying to her mother as they hugged, What no million, no Babs, Only that old fart Larry, Fk. Perez Hilton was reportedly so overcome by emotion that he reportedly pissed himself. Unconfirmed reports say Paris Hilton reportedly called Perez up and invited him to a getting out of jail pool party where he could stand in the pool and not embarrass himself.
Babara Walters reportedly could not stop hissing at the T.V. as Paris was being released, practically frothing at the mouth for not getting the first interview on Paris's freedom from the slammer. The sour grapes Babs was munching on were reported as causing her problems. Imagine that, beneath her. She's a celebrity interviewer for fk sakes.
Anyway, here's a few of the sordid pics from Paris's walk of freedom.