The Beverly Hills Royalness will be omnipresent among us by Tuesday when she will be released or is that leased to the talk show circuit. Paris Hilton reportedly gets out of jail on Tuesday and her first T.V. interview will reportedly be by CNN’s Larry King on Wednesday. The tears will most likely be flowing as Paris pouts to Larry on his show. Will she have anything meaningful to say about the war in Iraq, I doubt it. Or anything meaningful about any other issues concerning the world, I doubt it. Will she talk about herself, yes, and how she has grown, yes, how she has become this wonderful new woman, yes, boo-hoo I’m crying already. I’ll be watching and no doubt millions will also be watching with me too.
Reports, unconfirmed, that Paris will be showing off her new found professional skills with bars(poles). Paris may be working in future exposing all the dangers fraught with being an exotic pole dancer in Iraq and Iran.
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Maybe we should send her to Iraq. She could distract Al-Quidea while our troops blow them back to hell where they belong.
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