Monday, June 18, 2007

Tom Cruise


Tom Cruise reportedly will perform the wedding service of a friend in France this weekend. A wealthy Australian heir, and fellow Scientologist, James Backer is to be married. An unknown source has reported that Beckham and Posh will join Tom and Katie at the ceremony. No psychiatrists are allowed. Only slightly crazy people suffering from huge ego syndrome, who know everything, will be allowed to watch the ceremony. Some new recruits are also expected to join the Scientology crew, cult, church, or the newly formed, No Psychiatrists Zone Because We Are All So Sane Group of Nuts, organization. Reportedly, Doctors Without Spaceships are going to crash the wedding. Now there’s a premise for a reality show. Freaked out Scientologists Living With Psychiatrists! Hilarious I tell you, just Hilarious….

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